Ban the person above

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because I have an albatross around my neck.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because when the wine bottle gets down to half it's always half-empty, never half-full. Thus the desire to soon open another bottle is on the mind though you soon realise, unless you want to get drunk, that such does not need to happen. But half empty is always a negative. There is no positive way of looking at it. And banned if you do not think there should be one bottle of wine for two or three people. Four people cannot enjoy a bottle of wine together. Not enough. Six glasses per bottle, four people. You do the math.

 

[Altar Server]

Banned because you don't rule the whole world

 

[Asteriktos]

I found this gif of you on the internets. Banned for bad (video game) dancing!

 

[Altar Server]

I found this gif of you on the internets. Banned for bad (video game) dancing!

Oh...you found that..... banned for pointing out my horrible dancing skills

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because I don't rule the world. We, by the grace of God, do. We. You remember that when you only say "I" when speaking in first person.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for multiple personalities, royalist.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for a planned stand against Bunko Billy the tanned, though admittedly bland, owner of the fully-manned lemonade stand. You probably use that hand to put sand in his product and ruin that grand old brand, thereby getting him canned, all while you sit in your easy chair being fanned.

 

[hecma925]

:-*-L, you are hereby banned for taking nearly an hour for your rhyming rebuttal.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not knowing why the monarch is called by "We?. It is because We are represent the people in law. And you, subject, must realise that. Until you do, We hereby declare you banned.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for being a monarch of your own mind and invention.

 

[wainscottbl]

You are not only banned.

Hecama935, you have been found guilty of high treason. The sentence of the court is that you be taken to the Tower of London until the time of execution when you shall be dragged on a hurdle to the place of execution where you shall be hanged until half dead. You shall then be taken down while still alive, your privy parts removed, and your internal parts taken out and burned before your eyes. Your head shall then be servered from the body and hanged on Traitor's Gate for a month and then thrown into the River Thames. Your body shall be divided into four parts and distributed through the land at OUR pleasure.

Signed,

Brandon, R.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because you schismatics don't have a Holy Office of the Inquisition and never had one. Going soft on them commies, you Ruskies!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for drinking all the wine, you are the reason God had to work at the wedding.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not wanting to have a good time.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because I am rather intoxicated on cheap wine. Bottle and a half. Something like that. I feel so young. For sometime vanity has caused me to weep over aging. This is like the good old days, or good young days. Something like that. Banned! I am vain. I hate aging. I hate that women age. When I think of a beloved woman aging Love comes to me and ministers to me. Aging teaches wisdom and I admit I am a fool because I love beautiful young women. 30 is the age when women go down hill. Men age like wine tough. Now I understand what Shakespeare meant in his sonnets. Alas, I am not a homosexual. Why must women grow old and wrinkled? Because God is wise and wishes to teach us the vanity of loving lovely women. You see, Petrarch learned all this when he read St. Augustine and at the top of a mountain realised the vanity of seeking things like women and mountain climbing

Petrarch and Laura.

 

[hecma925]

Banned, Dorian Grey.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned! Who in the hecma is Dorian Grey? I will look it up, but stil BANNED! This really is not bad wine for its price! Banned!

 

[Cyrillic]

Banned for preferring wine over beer.

 

[hecma925]

Banned, because bad beer is worse than bad wine.

 

[elephant]

Banned for whining

 

[hecma925]

Banned for whiny trumpeting.

 

[elephant]

Banned for being a lightweight

 

[minasoliman]

Banned for being elephantine.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for rhinocerride.

 

[wainscottbl]

Or is is rhinocercide, which is to kill a rhinoceros? Banned for rhino killing AND rhinocertine, which is the what happens when you survive a rhino attack. You start acting like a rhinoceros. Can't have that sort of thing happening around here.

BANNED LEST YOU GET AS BIG AS A RHINOCEROS

 

[Altar Server]

Banned for having Rhino fever

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because the word rhinoceros made me think of a Roald Dahl book where he uses the word. Banned because every child should read Roald Dahl books because they are good dark stories with black humour like the fat aunts being smashed by the giant peach. Builds kids character to read about such things.

 

[minasoliman]

Banned because you need a bit of a break.

 

[Altar Server]

banned for saying it before I could...darnit Mina

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because I don't need no stinkin break.

 

[Cyrillic]

Banned because true kings/dukes/counts wouldn't sum up their titles to brag.

 

[minasoliman]

Banned for not joining the intervention.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because you're a woman. Oh wait....

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for having an online baby, poor kid.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because you did not get the joke. Mina is a girl's name and yet Minasoliman is a guy.

EDIT: Forget the pic. The line is enough. And to the mod, I did not know that image was obscene. I thought it was just the regular CD case for "A Boy Named Sue"

 

[liefern]

Banned for having had to explain yourself.

 

[Ashman618]

banned for being banned by someone who has not posted here in about a year

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for being named Ashman. This is an Ash man

Need I say any more on why I banned you? Gotta ban 'em all!