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minasoliman

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Get back in your pokeball....you are banned!
 

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Banned for making scratch marks on the glass slippers.  It's gorilla glass, not sapphire.
 

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Banned because the muse wanted me to go write poetry and I need to get off here.

You, Mina, have a woman's name I say again
and you can say I hate women, but you are wrong.
If I hated women I would not hate you although
  you have a woman's name. I hate you MAN.


 

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Banned for ripping off Tom Brown's extemporaneous translation of 32nd epigram of the Roman Poet, Martial.
 

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Banned because I like to think I'm more like Horace
who calls out folly in verse but with gentleness
not the profanity of Catullus although
    I would not mind bad words on some here.
 

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High atop your squeaky horseless wain
the stench of error hast thou sadly fanned;
to redirect your steps aright I'd fain,
and so, my lark, my lass, you have been banned.
 

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Rather clever is your little poem there
Tell me are you a man or lady fair.
If the latter show me your picture, please:
I am sick with lady-loving disease.
But if a man or if you are a hag
and the skin upon your old bones does sag
or if you are just not pretty then go!
Our forum does wish such scum to know.
But remember if you are young and a pretty lass
Ride back here soon like Jesus on the ass.
It is fit that such a goddess should ride
If Jesus did such lowliness abide.
For I shall love you and you shall worship.
And then I should kiss you upon your lip.
 

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Mayhap with me thou shalt thy parts entwine,
My grammar and my prose doth thee ensnare;
A poorly match and I’ll not purr but whine—
a wretched couplet; one that’s hardly fair.

 
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liefern said:
Mayhap with me thou shalt thy parts entwine,
My grammar and my prose doth thee ensnare;
A poorly match and I’ll not purr but whine—
a wretched couplet; one that’s hardly fair.
Banned for not being authorized by Justin's dead poets society.
 

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Ben held a banner to ban Bonnie.
Bonnie beheld the banner Ben held that banned her.
Bonnie banned Ben and the banner she beheld he held by a bonafide bellow.
Ben banned Bonnie for banning both banners.

And so you too sir are doubly banned.
I'll take away one ban if you get the subtly at the end.
 

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Banned for elitist vocabularianism. :p
 

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Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.
 

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minasoliman said:
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.
Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  :mad:
 
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wainscottbl said:
Banned for an obscene avatar. Is that Casper mooning us?
It is like those inkblots your shrink shows you, so I guess he is mooning you.

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Banned forever to be lost in New York.
Banned because all people in New York are lost.
 

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Banned for not looking up the definition and etymology of the word in your handy-dandy Oxford English Dictionary.

 

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Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.
 

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ilyazhito said:
Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.
Banned for not owning multiple reference material to cross-examine and compare.
 

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biro said:
minasoliman said:
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.
Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  :mad:
Banned for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
 

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ilyazhito said:
Banned for assuming that someone that uneducated has an Oxford dictionary. I doubt that he even has a Merriam-Webster, although that would be useful, and provide the definition as well.
Banned for calling me a he. I am a she.
 

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minasoliman said:
biro said:
minasoliman said:
Banned because names with four letters are awesome when you had to scantron them.
Banned because I miss Scantron tests and now you make me cry and I'm mad.  :mad:
Banned for hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.
 

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Banned for not knowing that he traditionally can be used to refer to persons of unknown gender. Next time my posts referring you specifically will call you she.
 
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