Ban the person above

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because being better than Hecma only gets you deeper.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for revealing my secrets.

 

[biro]

Banned for revealing my secrets.

Banned because Secret is an underarm deodorant.

 

[hecma925]

It's strong enough for a man, but it's made for a BAN.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

It's strong enough for a man, but it's made for a BAN.

Banned since we know you stink.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not taking preventive measures.

 

[hecma925]

That won't help if this rains down upon you:

Manure Ban!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for littering.

 

[hecma925]

Littering and...littering and...littering annnnnnnnnnnd....

Smoking the BAN

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for starting forest fires.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not putting a shirt on or getting a wax.

 

[charbelkaleab]

Banned for starting forest fires.

Banned for showing Smokey bear

 

[hecma925]

Banned for showing bear nudity again.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because you are supposed to grin and bear it.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for baring all.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for being unbearable.

 

[minasoliman]

Bared and banned for barely banning bear who ban bare burns.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not having buns of steel.

 

[Chiere]

Banned because I am on moderation. But at least I am not banned.

You have been banned from the forum. Please log out in out in order to activate the algorithms to keep you from logging back in. Mor Ephrem does not know how to ban you himself.
    His most loyal servant, Brandon

Banned for being moderated (though you probably won't be by the time this post shows up).

 

[Chiere]

Banned because Minnesota already counted them and it says so on every Minnesota license plate.

Banned because maybe Minnesota has more or less than 10,000 lakes. What with lakes drying up and people making man-made lakes.

 

[Chiere]

Banned because I am on moderation. But at least I am not banned.

You have been banned from the forum. Please log out in out in order to activate the algorithms to keep you from logging back in. Mor Ephrem does not know how to ban you himself.
    His most loyal servant, Brandon

Banned because I'm in the same boat as you.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because I do not know. So let's see...my guess is it is related to sarcasm or some sort or humour. But:


http://adjective
1.
of or pertaining to tailors or their trade:
sartorial workmanship.
2.
of or pertaining to clothing or style or manner of dress:
sartorial splendor.
3.
Anatomy. pertaining to the sartorius.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not looking in the dictionary:

adjective
1.
of or pertaining to tailors or their trade:
sartorial workmanship.
2.
of or pertaining to clothing or style or manner of dress:
sartorial splendor.
3.
Anatomy. pertaining to the sartorius.

I thought it might have something to do with humour or sarcasm. But I can look in a dictionary.

I love how this definition from dictionary.com includes a reference to itself. It only seems polite to refer to someone else other than yourself when defining what a you are. Do I say for human being: "A species of primate, like Brandon Wainscott with the ability to reason." They should say, like Websters or Oxford.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for double banning, and then using a dictionary.

 

[hecma925]

Banned because you should encourage people to use dictionaries more often.  Just because wainscottbl is a solipsist doesn't mean he can't admit to the need of dioctionary usage.

 

[charbelkaleab]

Banned because this is making sense now.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for taking too long.

 

[J Michael]

Banned simply because this thread exists, and so do you...I think.

 

[ilyazhito]

Banned for criticizing someone for existing. Existence is under no one's control but God's.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because as you can see in my avatar I am non entity.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned to see if I am still on moderation. It must almost be over. Today is November 2, 2014 and it is 1:14 AM. Temperature 28. Winds calm. Sky conditions clear. Freeze warning in effect until 9 AM Eastern Standard Time.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for giving a status update that no one particularly cares about.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for calling it a status update. Also because you obviously care. 

 

[hecma925]

Banned, for I only care about this thread; the show must go on.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for caring only about this thread and not the greater garment.

 

[minasoliman]

Banned for caring about new threads sewn into old garments, for thou shalt make the rent worse.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for even caring about clothes when it comes to God.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556548/And-naked-not-ashamed-Church-allows-nude-worship.html


Worship like our ancestors and stop dressing like the Virgin Mary you idolater. "Dress" like our mother, Eve. In the meantime banned. When you are wearing your birthday suit you can come back.

 

[hecma925]

Banned because GOD HIS OWN SELF made Adam and Eve's clothes from skins.  Who are you to denounce the most bespoke of Tailors?

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because GOD HIS OWN SELF made Adam and Eve's clothes from skins.  Who are you to denounce the most bespoke of Tailors?

Banned because the most bespoke of Tailors is

 

[J Michael]

Banned for caring about new threads sewn into old garments, for thou shalt make the rent worse.

Banned for charging way too much rent and being a slumlord.