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Asteriktos

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Remember those times when you were a kid, and you would hide under the stairs, and try to scare people when they walked past? You thought you had escaped punishment, eh? Wrong! Banned!
 

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Banned for that adorable profile picture!
 

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Banned by Adolf Hitler for making him think of the cat he wanted to be his friend:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQiPIOzwn1c
 

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Banned because the cat in my signature is attacking, not being attacked.
 

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Banned because I do understand those concepts
 

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Banned for not being a double agent.
 

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Banned for intoxifying the forum with alcodoxic contrivances!
 
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Banned for coming here speaking gibberish while under the influence without offering us some of whatever your on .
 

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Both of you are banned for raiding golf bags for supplies for your noontime tea parties!
 

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This is unlike you.  This is your shortest ban that I have seen.  You are banned for being unlike you.
 

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As the great Alfred Matthew Yankovic once put it:

Now, what Mina wanna do?
Wanna be a hacker? Code cracker? Slacker?
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
It's all about the bans! (It's all about the bans, baby)
 

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This is so good it deserves a quotable.

Banned because I'm jealous.
 

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Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  :-\  :angel:
 

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Justin Kissel said:
Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  :-\  :angel:
Banned for allowing your feelings to be hurt on an internet forum. Man up!
 

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Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.
 

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wainscottbl said:
Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.
In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.
 

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gueranger said:
wainscottbl said:
Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.
In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.
Banned for being so witty.
 
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Banned because your avatar is not working, and I wanted to see the effect Santa was having.
 

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Bambam BigeBanned, for goodness says you ought to be, and I always trust my bff goodness.
 

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Find the light at the end of the tunnel. Well go ahead. What is it? Why that's right! It's my shining ban hammer of death! Thrice bright, thrice brilliant, thrice bantastic!
 
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