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hecma925

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Banned because the only chance you'd have with her is in your mind.
 

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Who said I wanted her? Banned for being a donkey and assuming. You make an ass out or you and me, that is what Jesus rode on Palm Sunday, moderators.
 

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Banned because if she were your cousin, then you'd want her, you royalist.
 

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Banned because We have to keep the blood pure and noble, so We cannot mix it with the lesser blood of your peasant types, you democrat. Of course I do not mean the party. You are not even a republican. You want mob rule, you barbarian. We, our most royal self, do hereby ban you.
 

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Banned because, yes, I believe in pure blood, but not that pure race nonsense like you  :p I'd marry an African princess before I would marry an white peasant.
 

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Banned for missing the moral point made in the movie Coming To America!
 

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Banned for being a fresh fish who is going to crack. One of you always crack the first night, and we oc.netters don't stop fishin till we reel one in!

 

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Why do you want to be part of the Shawshank Sisters?  Banned.
 

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I talked to a man who knows how to get things. He got me an authentic, limited edition ban. I am now giving it to you. The warden is waiting to give it to you out in the yard.
 

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In 2014, Justin Kissel escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old copy of the Philokalia, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the ban with it. Old Kissel did it in less than twenty.
 

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We may be bastards, but We are Borgia bastards, and Our son can destroy your city, and We can excommunicate you. Banned and excommunicated!

 

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You are condemned to drinking Bucklebury Ferry water till your innards burst!
 

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Hunch Punch is more my style with real corn whiskey.  BANNED.
 

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Banned! You make me want to get off here, watch some Hulu, or another Borgias episode, and go drink the Irish whisky I got for Christmas. See you latter. Keep banning.
 

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Banned because now I will fall into temptation via time travel.
 

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You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out,
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about,

You do the hokey pokey
and you ban yourself around
That what it's all about.
 
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Banned because when you did the

Hokey Pokey
You had a great fall
And all the kings horses and all the Kings men couldn't
Hokey Pokey again
 

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Boutros Beiber banned a batch of bitter busters!
A batch of bitter busters Boutros Beiber banned!
If Boutros Beiber banned a batch of bitter busters,
Who would be the bitter busters Boutros Beiber banned?
 

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What manner of devil-words are these? In the high and mighty name of Boutros Boutros Ghali--who I recently discussed this with over Kofi Annan donuts--I hereby find you guilty, and give you as a punishment a Ban to Ki-moon for forced servitude in the yakstone mines.
 
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