Ban the person above

[hecma925]

You are UN banned.  NOT "un"-banned.  United Nations banned! A seven nation army couldn't hold me back!

 

[minasoliman]

You've been vetoed by a right-to-veto nation.  No UNban = BAN.  Banned for not getting your UN ban through.

 

[hecma925]

You are hereby banned by the Hague.  Report to Belgium when you feel like it.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not banning him to Siberia.

 

[hecma925]

Ever here of Siberian waffles?  No?  Banned!

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned. Ever heard of Siberian Huskies. Life is ruff, ain't it.

I doubt you appreciate late 90s and early 2000s Disney Channel movies, or the Panabaker sisters. Just check this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AKju--W9ok

Great song, not just because of the content, though that adds to it. You have to have grown up watching Disney Channel. Nostalgia.

 

[hecma925]

I didn't waste my time on racist garbage.  Banned for wasting time.

 

[Asteriktos]

Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
People say we monkey around
But we're too busy banning
To put anybody down

We're just tryin' to be godly
Come and watch us bow and pray
We're the young theologists
And we've got something to say...

BANNED

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned because Jodi Arias STILL not been sentenced, and the re-trail of the sentencing phase is still going on. Banned, but Jodi Arias should not simply be banned, but put to death. Banned, Banned, Banned!

So banned, but quit yourself, and see what happens.

 

[Asteriktos]

You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself, tryin to ban Justin is bad for your health!

Ban!

 

[hecma925]

It is the recommendation of the Surgeon General that second-hand Kissel is harmful to one's health.  All Kissel should be banned from public places.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not kissing Kissel, or El Kiss, as the Mexicans say in their anagram. And figure this out and you're unbanned



Nab Ned till ye sour!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for invoking the Kissel of death.

 

[Asteriktos]

Say my name.

You know who I am.

Say my name.

Justin Credible Kissel.

You're darn-tootin right.

I am the one who bans.

 

[wainscottbl]

Say my name.



You're darn-tootin right.

Banned for farting.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for being full of hot air and not farting.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not sharing the air-inducing food of horse tacos and NW Mongolian earwax.

 

[minasoliman]

NW is not Mongolian.  She is part white, part Armenian, and part Kanye.  Banned for not getting that right (and for collecting a baby's earwax, let alone earwax!...dude!!! triple banned!)

 

[Chiere]

Boutros Beiber banned a batch of bitter busters!
A batch of bitter busters Boutros Beiber banned!
If Boutros Beiber banned a batch of bitter busters,
Who would be the bitter busters Boutros Beiber banned?

Banned for writing such a good ban poem.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for being moderated.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for being immoderate.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not being at the very least "Warned" by the mods.  olice:

 

[Porter ODoran]

Banned for self-congratulatory headgear.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for mocking the pope of OCnet.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Banned for promoting Papist trappings on OC.net.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for poking popular trappists on oc.nyet!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Peter Piper poked a peck of pickled trappists;
A peck of poked trappists Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of poked trappists,
Where's the peck of poked trappists Peter Piper Banned?

 

[minasoliman]

Banned for being a copycat.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for mistaking infectious laughter for bawdy infatuation when the queen of diamonds got dealt to you and was winking.

 

[minasoliman]

Queen of Spades...ya buddy! Banned for having the lower hand.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not playing with a full deck.

 

[wainscottbl]

[size=10pt]Cards. Banned for not playing cards with a hand full of spadesr[/size]

 

[hecma925]

Banned for having a few screws loose, which is why you lost your marbles.

 

[Porter ODoran]

Banned for too much "hecma" and not enough "Heck yeah!"

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not drinking a porter.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not drinking enough blood

 

[hecma925]

Vampire bats love banned Kentuckians' blood. 

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for having on more than one occasion poked fun at Kentuckians. I bet you like KFC!

 

[minasoliman]

Banned for making me miss KFC when I'm still fasting.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for swallowing the guy with my luggage.