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Asteriktos

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Banned for advocating that people share their religious baggage rather than lugging it around themselves.
 

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Banned for making me alert the NSA. You should never check baggage. How are you going to use your gun if it is under the plane? Or your box cutters? Read this NSA dork. The police know about the child porn on your computer, even though you know about this pointless post. The NSA might not care about your child porn, but the real police do. I've got boxcutters plane plane Delta Airlines Dallas International blah blah blah Hecma 9er25 is banned.
 

Asteriktos

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Fireworks in winter? Is outrage! As the wise Solomon said:

"To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven: A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to use fireworks  and a time to drive your chariot on slippy roads; A time to be friendly, and a time to ban."

Now, unfortunately for you, is the time of banning!
 

Chiere

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Banned because there's nothing like a good ole ban to brighten somebody's day.
 
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Banned for trying to bring some sunshine into our bans, if we wanted sunshine, we would tell you life is a beach.
 

minasoliman

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Banned for talking about beaches in January.

 

Porter ODoran

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Banned for reminding me other parts of the world have beaches that are different in July and January.
 

Asteriktos

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Banned for wacky winter wonderland weirdness concerning snowy beaches.
 

hecma925

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Later on, we'll conspire,
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid,
The plans that we've made,
Walking in a winter wonderBAN.
 
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There's a tale we all know
About a man made of snow
He came alive by your hand
And his name is Frosty the Snowban

 

hecma925

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In the meadow we can build a snowman,
Then pretend that he is Parson Brown
He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you can do the job
When you're in town.
Did you not know that Frosty was a priest?  The reason he was asking if you were married was to see if you would take married or celibate orders.  Since you said, "No, man" to a member of the priesthood, you are banned.
 

hecma925

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Banned for not seeking the correct interpretation of "Winter Wonderland" by the Holy Fathers.
 

Asteriktos

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Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful ban
That happened at this crazy forum
Even though hecma ducked and ran

The post had a mighty ban in it
By the Kissel brave and sure
Five forumers posted in the thread day
But now there's only four, now there's only four

The arguments started getting rough
The tiny community was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless Kissel
oc.net would be lost, oc.net would be lost

But the forum set ground on the shore of great Byzantium reborn,
With Trisagion
The Kissel too
Mor Ephrem, and Kelly
The Porterdude
The Sinful Hypocrite and Mina the man,
Here on the oc.net forum
 

minasoliman

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Banned for not including the awesomeness of how he called me "the man!"  (now that's awesome!)
 

Chiere

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Justin Kissel said:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful ban
That happened at this crazy forum
Even though hecma ducked and ran

The post had a mighty ban in it
By the Kissel brave and sure
Five forumers posted in the thread day
But now there's only four, now there's only four

The arguments started getting rough
The tiny community was tossed
If not for the courage of the fearless Kissel
oc.net would be lost, oc.net would be lost

But the forum set ground on the shore of great Byzantium reborn,
With Trisagion
The Kissel too
Mor Ephrem, and Kelly
The Porterdude
The Sinful Hypocrite and Mina the man,
Here on the oc.net forum
Banned for not including me in that tale. ;)
 

Chiere

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hecma925 said:
Banned for being moderated.
Banned because that is the most common reason I'm banned here. I can't wait to get off moderation...
 

hecma925

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You will never be off moderation!  BWAHAHAHAHA.  Banned for not moderating yourself.
 

Chiere

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hecma925 said:
You will never be off moderation!  BWAHAHAHAHA.  Banned for not moderating yourself.
Banned because I CAN moderate myself. Honest.
 
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