Ban the person above

[J Michael]

Banned for being a moderator and trying to enforce to laws of nature.

 

[ilyazhito]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

 

[Papist]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

 

[peacenprayer]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.

 

[dcommini]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.

Banned for the helluvit!

(That reason, and "just because" can be universally applied when one runs out of creative reasons.  I'm thinking of copyrighting them.)

 

[Papist]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.

Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.

Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel.

Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right :) is better than this guy...

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right :) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~

 

[dcommini]

Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right :) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~

Banned for snuggling with demons

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.

 

[theistgal]

Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.

Banned for dissing my 10+ blogs.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for having multiple blogs.

 

[ilyazhito]

Banned for not respecting someone for having the time and dedication to keep multiple blogs.

 

[dcommini]

Banned because despite you having over 500 posts I have never noticed you on the forum before now

 

[Severian]

Banned for having your signature in a foreign language.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.

Banned for making me look silly and saying Greeks look strange.

 

[ilyazhito]

Re: protokentarchos, banned for not knowing that that could be normal Greek. Deacon goes to Protodeacon, therefore Kentarchos goes to Protokentarchos.

 

[Alpo]

Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

 

[Ansgar]

Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.

Banned because I said so, er.. just for fun, er... because that's what we do here.

 

[Alpo]

Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.

Banned for thinking my avatar is in Holy Russia.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for thinking Russia is Holy.

 

[Severian]

Banned for denying the sanctity of Russia.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for thinking Russia sanctified itself.

 

[ilyazhito]

Warned for going off on an irrelevant tangent about whether Russia is holy or not. If this continues, I will ban everyone involved.

 

[ilyazhito]

Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for misstating my jurisdiction. it is actually "leaning to ROCOR."

 

[Severian]

Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).

 

[hecma925]

Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.

Banned for counting down the moment when I slam down a nonsensical papal bull.  I must choose where to post it.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for choosing when to slam down a nonsensical Papal bull.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).

Banned for banning someone to ban them self.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for actually banning self.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.