Ban the person above

[J Michael]

Banned for inflating my ego.

Banned for being inflatable.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for not having the lung capacity to inflate.

Banned for picking on the elderly.

Banned for not picking up the elderly.

 

[Asteriktos]

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned thee from this thread.

 

[J Michael]

As far as the east is from the west, so far hath I banned you from this thread.

Banned for waxing poetic and not your legs.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for quoting what I had written before I did my edit!

 

[scamandrius]

Banned for not being clairvoyant.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for believing in clairvoyance.

 

[biro]

Banned for believing in clairvoyance.

Banned because there is no person named Clair Voyant, and there should be.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for wishing for Clair Voyant.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for Clair and not Clarice.  Tell me, Clarice– have the lambs stopped screaming?

 

[J Michael]

Banned for making hearing lambs scream.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not making lamb kebab halabi. 

 

[scamandrius]

Banned for suggesting someone cook instead of ordering out like the rest of us 'Mericans.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for suggesting ordering out when some of us 'Mericans are too broke for that.

 

[scamandrius]

Banned for not having enough $.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for not having enough $.

Banned for banning poor folk.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for the revolution.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for the revolution.

Banned for spinning.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for spanning.

 

[Asteriktos]

Spanned for bamming.

 

[hecma925]

Binned for spamming.

 

[J Michael]

Bunned rof lysdexic spleening.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for unnecessary excision of spleens.

 

[Asteriktos]

Summarily banned forthwith for lack of concision whilst making a ban upon this person heretofore referred to as J Michael, even though we have as of yet been unable and/or unwilling to make an attempt at confirming or verifying identity of said user at this point in time.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for legalese-ish jargon.

 

[brastaseptim]

Banned for not using proper jargon when banning.

 

[chrevbel]

Banned for a ban that doesn't include the letter m.

 

[Asteriktos]

Today's secret word is... BAN!  AHHHHHHHHH!

 

[elephant]

Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.

 

[J Michael]

Ban won’t wear off as the day wears on.
Ban Roll-On banned.

Banned for banning Ban.  (Do elephants sweat, er perspire, uh...glow?)

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

 

[J Michael]

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)

 

[elephant]

Ray Banned.

 

[biro]

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)

Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.

 

[chrevbel]

Banned for banning Ban.  (Do elephants sweat, er perspire, uh...glow?)

Banned for asking a question in a ban.
          ("When you are to ban, ban; don't question."
                            -- semi-quoted from Tuco; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly)

 

[J Michael]

Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!

Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)

Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.

Wait...it isn't  ???

Banned for thinking.

 

[chrevbel]

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.

 

[J Michael]

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.

Unbanned for self-banning.

Banned for banning me for including a question in my ban and quoting some stupid, non-existent book.