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[chrevbel]

Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.

Unbanned for self-banning.

Banned for banning me for including a question in my ban and quoting some stupid, non-existent book.

It's a movie; not a book.  Banned for assuming I read books.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Spam spam spamspam, ban ban banban.

 

[Asteriktos]

I wish you a merry ban-mas
I wish you a merry ban-mas
I wish you a merry ban-mas
And a happy new ban
Good bans I bring, to you and your kin
I wish you a merry ban-mas
And a happy new ban

 

[biro]

Banned because that was cute. 

 

[J Michael]

Banned because that was cute. 

Banned for thinking that was cute, even though it was.  Well...sorta.

 

[chrevbel]

A fine soccer player named Dan
had many a young and bold fan
But out on the yard
He drew a red card
And now is just serving his ban.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for waxing us like a new car.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for waxing us like a new car.

Banned for not fully appreciating the subtleties of virgin Northwestern Mongolian ear wax.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for wasting the perfection that is good wax on a car.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for wasting the perfection that is good wax on a car.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for wagging when you should be waxing.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for wagging when you should be waxing.

Banned for neither waxing nor wagging, but waning in a wondrous one-dimensional way.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for depriving me of two dimensions.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for claiming that you have more than one dimension when you have not yet provided evidence for that. A 3D hologram recording like the one of Leia seen in Star Wars would be sufficient as a starting point for the investigation.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for investigating my dimentias.

 

[chrevbel]

Then banned for only claiming three.  And for not working in the term orthogonal.  Shoulda said something like "Hey, I'm orthogonal in seven dimensions and I can prove it.  Well okay, I can't actually prove it but I'm reasonably certain that once upon a time I could've faked it well enough to walk away with a C.""

So yeah, banned for knowingly expressing underdimensionality.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for using the wrong angle.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for polygonous love.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for polygonous love.

Banned for anti-polygonism.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for hating circles.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for hating circles.

Banned for false accusation.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for false witness.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for false witness.

Banned for blind eye witness.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for Third Eye Blind Witness.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for Third Eye Blind Witness.

Banned for too many eyes in all the wrong places.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for searching for the right people in the wrong places with too many blind eyes.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for searching for the right people in the wrong places with too many blind eyes.

Banned for repeatedly banning me, and others, and me, and others, and me, and others.....over and over and over and over again.

 

[Alpo]

Banned for posting beer-eyed picture.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for a teary-eyed avatar when one should be happy with the simple existence of beer.

 

[J Michael]

 

[chrevbel]

Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?

 

[J Michael]

Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?

Banned for being critical of one-eyed bald children appreciating a light beer.  Personally, light beers are not usually to my liking, and I'd probably need to be very, very close to death before drinking Baltika, Coors, Miller, or Bud, amongst others.  Besides, beer if far more to my liking than ban.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned in exchange for cash considerations and a player to be named later from a third team.

 

[J Michael]

Banned in exchange for cash considerations and a player to be named later from a third team.

Banned for diverging from the beer theme, and for not traveling both.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for having a theme.

 

[chrevbel]

Beer if far more to my liking than ban.

Beered for making too much sense.

 

[Asteriktos]

The mac dad'll make ya, banned, banned,
A daddy mac'll make ya, banned, banned,
Asteriktos'll make ya, banned, banned,
Uh huh, uh huh!

 

[hecma925]

Banned for the existence of hip-hop.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for the existence of hip-hop.

Banned for not hipping.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for hipping and hopping and not stopping and putting your hands up in the air like you just don't care