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chrevbel

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J Michael said:
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Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.
Unbanned for self-banning.

Banned for banning me for including a question in my ban and quoting some stupid, non-existent book.
It's a movie; not a book.  Banned for assuming I read books.
 

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I wish you a merry ban-mas
I wish you a merry ban-mas
I wish you a merry ban-mas
And a happy new ban
Good bans I bring, to you and your kin
I wish you a merry ban-mas
And a happy new ban
 

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A fine soccer player named Dan
had many a young and bold fan
But out on the yard
He drew a red card
And now is just serving his ban.
 

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Banned for claiming that you have more than one dimension when you have not yet provided evidence for that. A 3D hologram recording like the one of Leia seen in Star Wars would be sufficient as a starting point for the investigation.

 

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Then banned for only claiming three.  And for not working in the term orthogonal.  Shoulda said something like "Hey, I'm orthogonal in seven dimensions and I can prove it.  Well okay, I can't actually prove it but I'm reasonably certain that once upon a time I could've faked it well enough to walk away with a C.""

So yeah, banned for knowingly expressing underdimensionality.
 

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Banned for searching for the right people in the wrong places with too many blind eyes.
 

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Banned for a teary-eyed avatar when one should be happy with the simple existence of beer.
 

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Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?
 

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chrevbel said:
Banned for posting a light beer in a thread that is now about beer.  Baltika 1?  Seriously?
Banned for being critical of one-eyed bald children appreciating a light beer.  Personally, light beers are not usually to my liking, and I'd probably need to be very, very close to death before drinking Baltika, Coors, Miller, or Bud, amongst others.  Besides, beer if far more to my liking than ban.
 

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Banned in exchange for cash considerations and a player to be named later from a third team.
 

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The mac dad'll make ya, banned, banned,
A daddy mac'll make ya, banned, banned,
Asteriktos'll make ya, banned, banned,
Uh huh, uh huh!
 

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Banned for hipping and hopping and not stopping and putting your hands up in the air like you just don't care
 
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