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J Michael

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Asteriktos said:
Banned for gossiping about the behind-the-scenes people from Pittsburgh Pirates broadcasts.

(I suppose if you don't watch Pirates broadcasts you have no idea what I am talking about. In which case you are doubly banned!)
Banned for double-banning.  A ticket is in the mail.  Please pay promptly.
 

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Banned for perpetuating the scam and losing five crisp dollar bills.
 

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TPBM banned you for banning me because you didn't mention the denomination currency of the perpetual motion machine created by adjunct philosophy professors at University of Phoenix, Ohio Campus, as found just outside of Dayton along the major highway present in thereabout parts.
 

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Banned for taking the time for that rainbow-tastic treatment of the longest non-coined and non-technical word in the English language.
 

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Banned for falling for the thing about it being the longest, when you can change a few letters at the end of it and make a longer one (antidisestablishmentarianistic)!
 

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J Michael said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
Banned for adding to an already useless word.
Banned for defaming a word as useless when it has already proven it's obvious worth by being used to ban someone!
Banned because we Muslims eat Christian babies at breakfast.
 
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Math lover said:
J Michael said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
Banned for adding to an already useless word.
Banned for defaming a word as useless when it has already proven it's obvious worth by being used to ban someone!
Banned because we Muslims eat Christian babies at breakfast.
Banned for eating pork.
 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
Math lover said:
J Michael said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
Banned for adding to an already useless word.
Banned for defaming a word as useless when it has already proven it's obvious worth by being used to ban someone!
Banned because we Muslims eat Christian babies at breakfast.
Banned for eating pork.
Banned for succumbing to judaizing tendencies.
 

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Jetavan said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
Math lover said:
J Michael said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
Banned for adding to an already useless word.
Banned for defaming a word as useless when it has already proven it's obvious worth by being used to ban someone!
Banned because we Muslims eat Christian babies at breakfast.
Banned for eating pork.
Banned for succumbing to judaizing tendencies.
Banned for being a Southerner
 

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Banned for not taking pity on someone who has the misfortune of being a southerner!

 

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Bring unto me your frustrations,
Always know that I will help,
No matter what the difficulty,
No matter how dire the situation.
Except if you are named chrevbel:
Destruction by ban-fire awaits you.
 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
chrevbel said:
Banned for phoning in your symptoms.
Banned for being an evil, unsympathetic nurse.
I admit to being evil.  I admit to being unsympathetic.  But hey, you are one of 17 patients at the moment and triage (based on proven scientific principles) indicates that you are #15 of those 17.

Banned for being unscientific, and for cutting in line.
 

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Asteriktos said:
Bring unto me your frustrations,
Always know that I will help,
No matter what the difficulty,
No matter how dire the situation.
Except if you are named chrevbel:
Destruction by ban-fire awaits you.
Asteriktos has taken a stand
and recorded it under his hand
though his signature hissed
his target he missed
and for that he's officially banned.
 

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chrevbel said:
Asteriktos said:
Bring unto me your frustrations,
Always know that I will help,
No matter what the difficulty,
No matter how dire the situation.
Except if you are named chrevbel:
Destruction by ban-fire awaits you.
Asteriktos has taken a stand
and recorded it under his hand
though his signature hissed
his target he missed
and for that he's officially banned.
I can't write rhyme
while sitting in line,
so I guess I'll just stand
and call Chrevbel
BANNED!!
 

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Perspicuity
Concision
Being scatterbrained
Banning Jay Michel

--These are a few of my favorite things...
 

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unnatural flavorishiousness?

Did you realize that when recorded using a fake accent and then played sideways on a old Victrola machine wound up by a pet monkey, that sounds like

Shaun's irresolution funs Alva?

Didn't think so.

Banned.
 

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Banned for not listening to Hitler's speeches backwards to find kind, although flowery, language.
 
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