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J Michael

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"Count On Me"

[Verse 1:]
Oh uh-huh
If you ever find yourself stuck in the middle of the sea
I'll sail the world to find you
If you ever find yourself lost in the dark and you can't see
I'll be the light to guide you

Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh yeah, yeah

[Verse 2:]
If you're tossin' and you're turnin'
And you just can't fall asleep
I'll sing a song beside you
And if you ever forget how much you really mean to me
Every day I will remind you

Oooh
Find out what we're made of
When we are called to help our friends in need

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh yeah, yeah

You'll always have my shoulder when you cry
I'll never let go, never say goodbye
You know...

[Chorus:]
You can count on me like 1, 2, 3
I'll be there
And I know when I need it
I can count on you like 4, 3, 2
You'll be there
'Cause that's what friends are supposed to do, oh yeah
Ooooooh, oooohhh

You can count on me 'cause I can count on you

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/brunomars/countonme.html
So........BANNED!!
 

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Banned for trying to outfox the fox, and hounding the hound.
 

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Banned Hecma niner-two-five. Repeat niner-two five you are banned. Please leave the controlled webspace immediately. Squawk niner-niner-niner-niner.
 

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Banned for not listening to a command from web traffic control. Having military aircraft scrambled to shoot you down. After all you might be a terrorist. Of course if you are or even if you are not, all your posts are being stored and kept track of. Guilty or innocent, you are guilty. And you refuse to leave controlled webspace.

 

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Banned for making rhymes like rap,
With slant rhyme and all that crap.
Real poesy rhymes like this
for rarely Shakespeare used slanting rhymes.
And poesy sometimes writes about a kiss,
or sometimes writes about warring times.
Sometimes it does not even rhyme,
like Paradise Lost and Paradise Regained
but Dante thought that poem should rhyme,
and did not think poesy in the common tongue a crime.
 

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Banning myself for not realizing that was not slant rhyme. The words were "perfect rhyme" or whatever the English teacher called it. Still everyone should know good poetry requires not rhyme, but a degree of skill for metre, general rhythm, form, and a subject worthy of putting into poetic expression. It does not have to be about something huge like love or the afterlife, but it has to be something that has something worthy of artistic expression. You'll know this if you have seen Dead Poet's Society or even the first My Girl movie.

 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
Asteriktos said:
Weird. Word. Warred. Barred. Banned!
Silly sand, hand, canned beans, Banned.
This is delightful. So much so that I am willing to post saying how delightful it is, even though I know I will now be banned for not banning someone else. But I can't help it, I won't ruin this post by putting a negative (ban-centric) end to it.  8)
 
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Banned for not appreciating the humor that had little to do with what stuffy poets write.
 
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Gayle said:
Banned for being stuffed
;D
I would rather be stuffed with beans than all the wisdom of the poets or rappers who are stuffed with themselves, and therefore banned.
 

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Sometimes I find that if I stuff the gills of a fish with franklins and bake it in the over at 350 degrees for 40-42 minutes it comes out just fine. Other times I just ban Sinful Hypocrite. This time it's the latter.
 
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wainscottbl said:
Banned for farting and stinking up the board, you bean eating hypocritical sinner.
I would not want to ban a person whose farts do not smell and is perfect like God, but I will make an exception in your case.
 

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Banned for being sinful like Justin Bieber. I just heard on the TV that Selena Gomez is drinking more heavily over it. Banned for making people fart, drink heavily, and excuse their driving dangerously in nice sports cars simply because they have a relation with Jeezus and a lot of money for good lawyers.  May God's justice be upon stinkers, alcoholics, and reckless drivers. Justin Bieber, Before Elvis Presley was were, I AM.
 
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wainscottbl said:
Banned for being sinful like Justin Bieber. I just heard on the TV that Selena Gomez is drinking more heavily over it. Banned for making people fart, drink heavily, and excuse their driving dangerously in nice sports cars simply because they have a relation with Jeezus and a lot of money for good lawyers.  May God's justice be upon stinkers, alcoholics, and reckless drivers. Justin Bieber, Before Elvis Presley was were, I AM.
Banned for underestimating my sinfulness.
 

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Banned for underestimating my sinfulness. The danger is not in stinky people like you, but in the perfume of harlots, sayeth the Lord.  :)
 
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