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[J Michael]

Coming to theaters this Fall...

Banned! The Story of Sinful Hypocrite

It's a sordid tale of lost loves, lost luggage, and lost lunches.

Starring Adam Sandler as Sinful Hypocrite.

Preorder tickets on sale now!

I protest, Either get Jack Nicholson or you are

BANNED!!!

And here I was thinking Christopher Walken (get it??  ;D).  Either way, BANNED!!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Sure, and we could get Alec Guinness to play you since he has been permanently banned!

 

[Asteriktos]

Will we give warning? Only time will tell!

I launch the .... BAN!

 

[ilyazhito]

MEGABAN! Everyone is banned, from the start of the thread!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

MEGABAN! Everyone is banned, from the start of the thread!

We could start a Megaband and rock the house, or we could tune in to a Megaband radio station and also rock till we drop.

But since you are probably a high brow and do not rock out, we have to use the MegaBanned phaser to zap you to oblivion.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for listening to the radio, rather than an iPod playlist like all the cool kids.

 

[kelly]

Banned for having something so worldly as an iPod.

 

[biro]

Banned for having something so worldly as an iPod.

Banned for false advertising because iPods do not actually include pods.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for connecting to the Internet.

 

[J Michael]

Banned because I'm sick and tired of shoveling snow.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not taking a break.

 

[Asteriktos]

See this? THIS... is my BAN stick!

 

[J Michael]

Banned for 22 inches of snow and more on the way.  Banned for not realizing that I did take breaks.  Banned for not helping me shovel the damned stuff.
You hit the trifecta--you are now TRIPLE BANNED!!!! ;D

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not adding bacon to a triple cheese banburger.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for not bringing more bacon home.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for  putting too much pork in the barrel.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for barreling into politics.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for  putting too much pork in the barrel.

Banned for being a politician.

Banned for barreling into politics.

Banned for taking my ban.

 

[Alpo]

Banned for sinful hypocricy.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for crappy dog food.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for crappy dog food.

Banned for serving it as pate .

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not making it into a terrine.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for liking highbrow dogfood.

 

[Alpo]

Banned for disliking me.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for disliking me.

Banned for not knowing the song "Love Hurts".

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for being a goof and a doof and a catafractic stoof.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for being a goof and a doof and a catafractic stoof.

Banned for being the only one who ever understood.

 

[J Michael]

"But I'm just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood."
Banned for being misunderstood.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for making me cr... I mean pu...I meen, BANNED!

 

[Alpo]

Banned for boohooing.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for being boxxy you see, you is trollin!

 

[hecma925]

Failure to conjugate properly.  Banned!

 

[J Michael]

Failure to realize that this thread is not for the purpose of conjugation, proper or otherwise.  BANNED!!!!

 

[hecma925]

Banned for really getting my goat.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for having a goat, letting it be got, but not being a GOAT, which is something that cannot be taken from you.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for Trying to make me swear to the goat-headed Baphomet, a most sinister Masonic plot!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for Trying to make me swear to the goat-headed Baphomet, a most sinister Masonic plot!

I resemble that!

BANNED!

 

[hecma925]

Banned for resembling Baphomet.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for judging me by my looks.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for abiding by the hypocritic oath of the pagan philosopher and Harvard graduate Hypocrates.