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Sinful Hypocrite said:
findingfaith said:
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation
Banned for being an accountant.
Banned for putting down accountants. They are the only way for idiots to not get in trouble with the IRS or figure out how to do their own taxes. Maybe you are more clever than me, but you are banned for insulting my savior from Uncle Sam's wrath, the accountant.
 
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wainscottbl said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
findingfaith said:
Banned for depreciating the value of appreciation
Banned for being an accountant.
Banned for putting down accountants. They are the only way for idiots to not get in trouble with the IRS or figure out how to do their own taxes. Maybe you are more clever than me, but you are banned for insulting my savior from Uncle Sam's wrath, the accountant.
Your treasure seems to be on the wrong horse.
 

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Banned for having a life-altering experience witnessing a drunk man beating a horse.
 

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Banned for thinking salt water fixes hoarseness due to drunks shouting too often.  The cure is to stay silent.
 

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silent = silence

silence = sigh-lents

sigh-lents = the reaction you have during Lent when you just want it to finally be over with

this reaction = happiness when Easter finally arrives

Easter = revelry, mirth, celebrations, feasting, and communion

This feating and communion = alcohol

Thus sigh-lents = the worst time for alcoholics

Thus your advice is horrible.

Banned!
 

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Banned because I'm stuck at work for another half-hour and I want to take it out on someone.
 

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If you find a turtle along the ocean shore, and throw it headlong into the water, and it returns to you, it is meant to be yours; yet if the turtle does not come back, it was never meant to be yours; and if it dies you are a murderer.

Banned!
 

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Asteriktos said:
If you find a turtle along the ocean shore, and throw it headlong into the water, and it returns to you, it is meant to be yours; yet if the turtle does not come back, it was never meant to be yours; and if it dies you are a murderer.

Banned!
Banned for scaring me to do good with grade school girl little poetry things. At least send me a chain letter telling me I will die if....
 
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Banned for not knowing where the phrase
"Great googlie moogley "
is from.
You can get unbanned if you tell us without googling.
 

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I cheated and used Google. My ban remains. I will now join the other hearers near the doors.
 
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banned for not telling them about Nannook, and not warning them not to eat the yellow snow.
 
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wainscottbl said:
Banned for not liking the snow where my dog leaves his mark.
Banned for blinding the fur trapper.

Heres how I knows.

Frank Zappa-Nanook rubs it

(well, right about that time people
A fur-trapper (who was strictly from commercial)
Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo (peekaboo) )
And he started into whippin on my favorite baby seal
With a lead-filled snowshoe)

I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
I said, with a
Lead-
Filled
With a lead filled snowshoe
He said, peekaboo
He went right upside the head of my favorite baby seal
He went whap with a lead-filled snowshoe, and
He hit him on the nose and hit him on the fin, and he
That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be. so I bent down
And I reached down, and I scooped down and I gathered up a generous
Mitten-ful of the deadly yellow snow

The deadly yellow snow, from right there where the huskies go!

Whereupon I proceeded to take that mittenful of the deadly yellow snow
Crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous
Circular motion hitherto unknown to the people of this area, but destined
To take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
Here it goes,the circular motion, now rub it!

(here fido)

And then
In a fit of anger
I pounced

And I pounced again

Great googly moogly!

I jumped up and down on the chest of the him

I injured
The fur trapper

Well he was very upset, as you can understand
And rightly so, because the
Deadly yellow snow crystals had
Deprived him of his
Sight

And he stood up, and he looked around, and he said

I can't see
I can't see
Oh, woe is me
I can't see

Well.....you know
I can't see
Nothin

He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye
And the husky wee-wee
I mean the doggie wee-wee
Has blinded me
And I can't see
Temporarily

Well, the fur-trapper stood there, with his arms outstretched across the
Frozen white wasteland, trying to figure out what he was going to do about
His deflicted eyes. and it was at that precise moment that he remembered
And ancient eskimo legend, wherein it is written (on whatever it is that
They write it on up there) that if anything bad ever happens to your eyes
As the result of some sort of conflict with anyone named
Nanook,
The only way you can get it fixed up is to go

Trudging across the tundra
Mile after mile
Trudging across the tundra

Right down to the parish of st. alphonzo
 
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