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Asteriktos

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Banned for not remembering that dolls and dish are two words both used to describe an attractive woman, and thus if the two words are synonymous in relation to one thing, they probably are in relation to food as well. 
 
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Asteriktos said:
Banned for not remembering that dolls and dish are two words both used to describe an attractive woman, and thus if the two words are synonymous in relation to one thing, they probably are in relation to food as well. 
Banned for not mentioning the underlying math E=mc².
 

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Banned for stressing--or is it obsessing?--over your concessing. I know the post before was messing you up, but you should just enjoy the blessing before you go and make things depressing.
 
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Asteriktos said:
Banned for stressing--or is it obsessing?--over your concessing. I know the post before was messing you up, but you should just enjoy the blessing before you go and make things depressing.
Banned for Some of my favorite things, Fa so la ti da.(which means beansoup in greek)
 
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wainscottbl said:
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Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.
Banned for picking on his lisp.
Banned for not picking up on Truman Capote's lisp before he died of a drug overdose because of it. Murderer! Banned!
I never realized, please believe me, I never meant to cause any pain, How can you ever forgive me when your

BANNED!
 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
wainscottbl said:
Sinful Hypocrite said:
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Banned for an excess of sssssss'es.
Banned for picking on his lisp.
Banned for not picking up on Truman Capote's lisp before he died of a drug overdose because of it. Murderer! Banned!
I never realized, please believe me, I never meant to cause any pain, How can you ever forgive me when your

BANNED!
Not realizing something is incompetence. BANNED!
 

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Ban ban your number one fan
Spam in a can, hiya hiya ban
Think are you tough
Spit my hat rough
Isa had e nough
Consider yoself banned!
 
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Asteriktos said:
Ban ban your number one fan
Spam in a can, hiya hiya ban
Think are you tough
Spit my hat rough
Isa had e nough
Consider yoself banned!
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Banned for posting that vulgar American stuff. We in France eat pâté, escargot, and drink a nice Bordeaux. Banned for drinking your cheap Napa Valley Merlot and eating your spam. I can say nonsense in French and get a girl. Only problem is when they know French. :) But banned, banned, banned, and you can pronounce it bahn-ney if you want to sound sexy.
 

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goose - geese
mice - meece
louse - lease
house - beast
cows - yeast
nows - sheets
wow - teets
red - beets
scott - sheets
brows - beat
stank - feet
fell - deep
you - sleep
mom - creep
phone - beep
I have a headache so banned!
 

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Banned for having a head ache rather than an achy, breaky heart.
 

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All banned some
Some banned all
Some stood through
For the 'doxic yoohoos
And some had to fall
And if you ever think of this place
Think of how you were banned in disgrace
And recall
That some banned all
 

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There once was a poster from Mars
Who liked to socialize in Poughkeepsie bars
He came onto this site
Got banned that very night
And was consoled by his boyfriend Lars
 
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biro said:
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Banned for giving Lars my Mars Bars .
Banned because Mars Bars do not come from Mars, thus, false advertising.
Well you oughta know, Martian, you mean they have no Bars there, and that is why you moved to Earth.


BANNED!
 

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hecma925 said:
Banned for putting the seat down.
Banned for being like my mother who insists that the top seat be left up. I like both down. I don't get the logic of keeping the top one up. Usually it's telling a man to not leave the seat up after talking a leak. Seat goes down, both of them. Banned for banning for my mom's pet peeve. Now I can go to one of those fun posts and post another pet peeve. Still banned though. And if you have to pee or poop you can go outside. You are banned. You no longer have urination or defecation rights on the forum. If you manage to pee like this you are unbanned:


 

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I propose that sort of urinating for a new part of gymnastics in the summer Olympics in fact. We'll have to think of some classy name for it though.
 

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Banned for wanting to see people from around the world urinate for your amusement.
 

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Brah, get more bran, otherwise this bro is gonna bring the ban.
 
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