Ban the person above

[wainscottbl]

Banned for an avatar that looks like some a stained glass window from some hospital chapel or post 1950s Catholic church.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for ragging on hospital chapels.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not knowing there are beautiful hospital chapels. Seriously this is where I used to go to mass sometimes. I always used to go to midnight mass with a holy priest who died last year, alas. I always figured if I had to die in any hospital this would be it

A little gem in Louisville, KY. The hospital used to be Catholic but they preserved the chapel because of the beautiful artwork.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for wanting to choose to die in a hospital.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for wanting to choose to die in a hospital.

Banned for being choosy about something other than peanut butter.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for mentioning the butter made from peas, when everyone knows that peas are so bereft of buttery goodness that after you add a tablespoon of salt you have to add a tablespoon of butter to make them even halfway enjoyable.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for mentioning the butter made from peas, when everyone knows that peas are so bereft of buttery goodness that after you add a tablespoon of salt you have to add a tablespoon of butter to make them even halfway enjoyable.

Banned for not knowing that butter is made from butts and peas are made from, well, the active organ of copulation.

 

[Asteriktos]

♫WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
♫Dadadada
♫DadadadaDUHDUH
♫Dadadada
♫DadadadaDUHDUH
♫Dadada   dadada   dadadadadada dadadadadada
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫Dadadada WOO HOOOOOO
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫BEEP!  BLURTBLURT! ZIPZIP! BLAH!
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫Dadadada WOO HOOOOOO
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫DUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUM!
♫GO GADGET GO!
♫da da da da, da da da da, da da
♫GO GADGET GO!
♫da da da da, da da da da, da da
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫Dadadada WOO HOOOOOO
♫Dadadada Inspector Gadget
♫DUM!! DUM!! DUM!! DUM!! DUM DUM DUM
♫dodododododododododo
♫DUMMMMMMM

(banned)

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not having a lyric gadget.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because sometimes you need a widget, or a thingamajig, or a thingamabob, to work a gadget.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for thinking you need to worry about gadgets when a Gidget would work just as well.

[I was going to post a pic of Gidget, but certain members of this forum are even more prudish than 1960s network TV, so...  :angel: ]

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not posting wholesome women, simply because their head's not covered.

 

[J Michael]

Banned because I'm back.  And now I'm not. ;D ;D

 

[hecma925]

Banned for backing out.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for posting a sexually provocative pic just a few posts ago!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for showing the real you.

 

[Asteriktos]

Oh come on, you know as well as I do that simple pimple belly bimple gets play on TV. Banned!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

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BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[J Michael]

Banned for shouting.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for not acknowledging the balance of whispers.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not speaking up.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for speaking down to me.

 

[Asteriktos]

You're so vain, you probably think this ban is about you...
Don't you?
Don't you?

 

[J Michael]

Banned for waxing poetic in a Carly Simonizing frame of mind.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not poetically waxing the floor.

 

[Asteriktos]

Did you know that there are people in this world who cannot, no matter how hard they try, begin to understand what it is like to go through that which, in your present state and condition, you most likely, so far as I can tell, are going through, at least if you consider the consequences which, up to this point in time, have not become fully manifest in the body of work that you probably, wrongly, think is the meaning of your life and livelihood, but which in truth are, frankly, merely a prelude to what is to come in the afterlife, which is to say retirement from this forum, which I admit I hope does not come any time soon but which nonetheless is inevitable for all of us given the gift and curse of mortality, till death we part, and in death we rejoin one another, posting, banning, reconciling, spending money on fruit at the market, all of that which makes life what it is, which is what it is because if it were not what it is then what it is would be something different entirely, which makes no sense.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for a whole lot of nothing.

 

[J Michael]

Banned for a whole lot of nothing.

(And a sentence that's just way too long.)

Banned for something, I'm sure.

 

[biro]

Banned for a whole lot of nothing.

(And a sentence that's just way too long.)

Banned for something, I'm sure.

Banned because Ni!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Come back! Ill ban you to death!

 

[J Michael]

Banned for murder by ban.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

I BAN YOU!

 

[Asteriktos]

If frogs were wishes, you'd be swamp deep in ban!

 

[hecma925]

Banned for swamp stew.

 

[biro]

Banned for swamp stew.

Banned because starting tomorrow, we can't eat stew.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not eating vegetable stew.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for being the first poster after Clean Monday and the first poster on this new page.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banning myself for not realizing I am the first poster after Clean Monday. But hecma is still banned for the second reason.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for having an avatar that makes the wicked Dr. Claw look kind or worthy of sympathy.

 

[ilyazhito]

Band for using the title of Perplexificationist.