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Asteriktos

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Please have a slice of this bandt cake I made for you, and feel free to wash it down with a tall glass of shut up juice.

 

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And it came to pass that in sixth year of the reign of the king of the Nephites that the Sinful Hypocrite was banned from the land of the righteous. And the Lord did give him a dark skin, and he was an outcast among men, like Cain, the first among the race that were not white and delightsome.

I just banned you Mormon style! Now which wife should I sleep with tonight.....




EDIT: Not one of the two on the left. They are fat and for Lent. One of the ones on the right hand side.
 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
Banned for having a guy as one of your wives, and not offering him .  :eek:
1. Banned for not knowing the guy is me.
2. Banned for thinking Mormons (Nephites) offer human sacrifice. That was the Lamanites, the dark skinned people, who fell into paganism and offered up their wives and children.
3. Banned for not offering your sisters, your cousins, your mother, and mother to me. Lo, and it shall come to pass that a curse shall come upon you worse than banning, for you denied the sons of Abraham your women.
 

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Banned for saying "pleasure" during Lent.
 

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Banned for leaving the lent in the dryer because laziness in not cleaning out the lent trap is a pleasure. Your house will catch on fire for your sensuality and sloth.
 

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A ban to you, anti-arsonist, the greatest threat to fire Mongols since Ginger Khan, the arch nemesis of William 'the man' Shatner, aka Captain James Tiberius Kirklandson, homer of the later times, bringer of fine wines to BBQs, and leader of all the free peoples of Middle Earth.
 
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Asteriktos said:
A ban to you, anti-arsonist, the greatest threat to fire Mongols since Ginger Khan, the arch nemesis of William 'the man' Shatner, aka Captain James Tiberius Kirklandson, homer of the later times, bringer of fine wines to BBQs, and leader of all the free peoples of Middle Earth.
He said Homer,


BANNED! Doh!
 

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I thing homeboys picture
Oh wanna get stop with get I other And round that to But deny
That baby, horny so stuffed
that Homer's and can I got big in out waist
And lie
You brothers you great butt me was when a your your Simpson butt hooked Deep the sizzlin, tough
she's I'm and with staring
that you 'Cause warn makes take I can't in notice tried jeans your you
butt in a My not pull me
face
You walks like can't wanna wearing
 
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Asteriktos said:
I thing homeboys picture
Oh wanna get stop with get I other And round that to But deny
That baby, horny so stuffed
that Homer's and can I got big in out waist
And lie
You brothers you great butt me was when a your your Simpson butt hooked Deep the sizzlin, tough
she's I'm and with staring
that you 'Cause warn makes take I can't in notice tried jeans your you
butt in a My not pull me
face
You walks like can't wanna wearing
Banned for mocking dyslexics .
 

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The Holy Synod of the OrthodoxChristianity.net Church hereby declares you, J Michael, banned, excommunicated, and anathema. Here is the video of the bull of excommunication by the local ordinary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRt2cKvJLlE

 
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Banned for thinking the red devil bull should care about lent, and everyone knows they never eat meat, so they would need something else to give up like goring you.
 

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Banned for being a Crypto-Flunishie, which as everyone knows is a member of the cantankerousosity-nebulousverbosity family of animals, and yet remaining undetected until now by cleverly hiding behind the anagram "Sinful Hypocrite"  :police:
 

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Asteriktos said:
Banned for being a Crypto-Flunishie, which as everyone knows is a member of the cantankerousosity-nebulousverbosity family of animals, and yet remaining undetected until now by cleverly hiding behind the anagram "Sinful Hypocrite"  :police:
Banned for talking in riddles, Louis Friend! Give me the real gold!
 

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Banned for mistakenly thinking that I could give a rat's rear end about being "excommunicated" by a non-existent synod of Orthodox bozos.  Banned for thinking Orthodox bozos can excommunicate this Catholic bozo.  Banned for thinking sinful hypocrites are royalty.  BANNED, BANNED, AND BANNED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Banned for making memories surface about my intense need and desire to play the Grand Prize Game of Bozo, memories long-suppressed because they were so horrible and traumatic, but now brought back to the surface by your flippant comments.

 
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Hey, wait , that could be my new name here, Bozo, no that would be like using Jesus, BLASPHEMY!!!
BANNED!!
 

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If you were as sympathetic to people clowning around as you are to chefs serving Pterodactyl gizzards as dessert at fine dining restaurants we wouldn't be in this mess! Bannuto upon thee!
 

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Banned to watch this for all eternity since you love clowns so much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNVP27HGv44

Banned...to float down here forever.

 

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du bist dermit banned oyf nisht visndik yener velkh zol zayn bakant durkh gants inem visn  velkh iz keyn derzogn  yener yesh banned vayle leyenung mame-loshn iz als unsavory als abi akt heretofore bakant keyn mantsbil  un amer`du deserve keyn zayn banned tsi`du farshteyn velkh ikh bin vertl ODer nisht 
 

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Banned for an incomplete translation into Yiddish! All Yiddish or none--there is no half way!
 

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Banned for not seeiking ordination into the Holy Bozo Church and thus being integral to their Synod.

 

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Who would win in a fight:

Brutus the Banner Beefcake vs. King Ban Bundy

I say both would be disqualified for illegal banning.

Ban!
 
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Hulk Ban Hogan versus Ban Schuultz on Hogans heroes, and every time Hogan gets banned, Schuultz says "I know nutting!"
 
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