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Banned for not pouring out the old cheese developing in the carton.
 

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Wombats drink fruit juice from cartons of eggplant fiber. Banned.
 

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Banned for insinuating that the noble platypus is not up to the task.
 

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Banned for not suggesting more interesting American states and Welsh surnames to George Lucas:

Alaska Cadwalader
Colorado Gurganus
Dakota Pennoyer
 
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I once was dating a girl named Diana, and I would joke that I wanted to go to Indiana,
I am banned along with all of you sick folk for laughing at that.
 

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Banned for an unjust no-doing-something sign. You can't say not do something without stating what that something is. Is that no smoking or no weapons or no golf carts? Or is it just no anything? Is that not like calling evil an absolute rather than a negation of Being?

 
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wainscottbl said:
Banned for an unjust no-doing-something sign. You can't say not do something without stating what that something is. Is that no smoking or no weapons or no golf carts? Or is it just no anything? Is that not like calling evil an absolute rather than a negation of Being?
why are you here then,

 

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Banned for not having the latest greatest touch screen technology!
 

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Sinful Hypocrite said:
Asteriktos said:
Eminem - White America
Banned for liking it on top.
Banned for sinning against nature. If nature has given the man the active organ which is the giver of life and woman the passive organ which is the receiver and means to fertilize it follows that then do we not know the proper place of each gender in the bedroom? These are the questions that some more serious theologians might address. Actually, I am serious. Might seem funny but some of those old school theological documents talk about seemingly pointless matters like this in the most serious and theological manner. :)
 

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Yes, I know you're serious... it's one reason I have a problem taking Christian moralities (any of the dozens and dozens of them) seriously: cause I've read what the mead-evil theologians said in all sincerity. Well now I'm being serious as well.  :angel:

Anyway, see what you did, you went and got me fired up. Banned!
 

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Banned for heresy! The fires of the eternal fire do not need stoked. They remain at the same temperature by the wrath of God. Do you say God has to stoke a fire, as if his power is limited! Heretic! Blasphemer!

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Banned for not putting ashes on your head and baing your bread over dung.
 

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Banned for not providing the definition of "ba-da-bing" to prove your Sinatra loyalties.
 

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Banned for not posting a video of an elephant C-section.  Seriously, that would be very interesting.  In another life, I'd be a veterinarian.
 

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Banned for posting too much in this thread.
 
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