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Summarily banned forthwith for lack of concision whilst making a ban upon this person heretofore referred to as J Michael, even though we have as of yet been unable and/or unwilling to make an attempt at confirming or verifying identity of said user at this point in time.
 

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Banned for a ban that doesn't include the letter m.
 

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Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!
 

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J Michael said:
Asteriktos said:
Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!
Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)
Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.
 

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Banned for banning Ban.  (Do elephants sweat, er perspire, uh...glow?)
Banned for asking a question in a ban.
          ("When you are to ban, ban; don't question."
                            -- semi-quoted from Tuco; The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly)
 

J Michael

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biro said:
J Michael said:
Asteriktos said:
Banned for asking such a delightful elephant such an oafish question!
Banned for not answering, in an equally oafish fashion, my oafish question.
(Note that I did NOT ask her either her age or, God forbid, her weight.)
Banned for making me think that an oafish is a kind of fish.
Wait...it isn't  :eek: ??? :eek:

Banned for thinking.
 

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Self-banned for being beaten by several other banners.
 
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