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May the Blue Bonnet butter you find in your kitchen surpass the teal melancholy in your shoes, because I must ban you now. Good day sir, I hope you have a twinkle life force from here on out.
 
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I think it means a lot, considering we seem to get something out of it, I would even say that we get more out of it than most people who never get banned, because they are afraid to look silly. Maybe we get something important that can even be called love, because love , I think requires us to look silly, and if we can laugh at ourselves, then we have something precious, and you are now precious because you're the one I love to


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Were you trying to make me cry with your sob story or trying to steal my money, Gypsy?!

Banned for emotional LIES!!!!
 

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Banned for finding that dinosaur pornographic. You going to keep dolls from your daughter because they have a little pee hole down there, you Puritan? Banned!
 

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Banned to the woods of Burkittsville, Maryland where the Blair Witch shall get you. She is real, even if the movie is not.

http://blairwitch.wikia.com/wiki/Blair_Witch
 

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What would you expect from a state named after an RC idol*?  Banned!










 

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Banned for thinking either the glorious Mary of Scots or Virgin Mary a Roman Catholic idol. Banned for accusing like a common Protestant.











 

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Banned for treating me like it's the Spanish Inquisition or something.
 

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Banned for thinking we should not put witches to death, cut off their heads and remove their hearts to prevent vampirism and other such things.
 

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One of these is not like the others. Pick which one it is, post it in the next post, and I will give you a prize if you are correct.

Please ban me
Pretty please ban me
Would you ban me please?
I is stupid so y u no ban me already?
 

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Autocratically banned for giving choices as if this was a democracy.
 

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Indeed! This is no democracy but a dictatorship! Banned! If you want fairness....get a king. If you want choices, go to the Burger King!
 

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If you so much as think of eating fresh without loving it, I forbid you to have it your way.  BANNED.
 
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This place is very similar to a clowns, or a kings, and we must not forget the girl, I love to ban you all.
 

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I ban you for drinking Pepsi. I am drinking Dr. Pepper, which I doubt you know, is made by neither Coca-Cola nor Pepsi.
 

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Banned for drinking the essences of a snake oil salesman rather than the extracts of cocaine and kola nut.  Who knows what a pepsi is...it only causes dyspepsia.
 

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Banned because I doubt you are drinking the essences of coca leaves, which I believe are outlawed in America and most European countries.
 

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Banned, because it's just a big bag of leaves, officer.  Honest!
 

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Ego enim accepi a classical educationem, ad quam vos, bene et penitus interdicunt; Vade!
 

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Banned for quoting things no self-respecting, uneducated person would bother reading in your sig line.
 

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"Villains!" I shrieked. "Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his BANNED heart!”
 

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Quoting horror literature? You're probably one of those freaks who cut themselves and let the blood drip all over a bowl of vanilla ice cream, and then savor eating it bite by bloody bite. You disgust me! Banned!
 
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