Ban the person above

[hecma925]

What are you complaining about?  You bought the ice cream and the Twilight movie!  Banned!

 

[J Michael]

Banned for jealousy, envy, and eating ice cream at twilight.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Banned for being so slothful in reaching 10k posts.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned because, if you had been here as long as I have, and posted as much as you do (avg. posts per day), you'd have about 40750 posts by now. Wow.

Though if it makes you feel any better, hecma925 would have about 70300 posts  

J Michael comes in at a comparatively small 33400 posts.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Banned for doing that much math this late on a Saturday evening.

 

[hecma925]

Banned, because great things can happen on a Sabbath; something about leaving the 99 sheep and finding the one lost sheep.  What I'm saying is...you know what, you wouldn't get it.  BANNED.

 

[Asteriktos]

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for omitting the roughage.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for cannibalism.

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for not mentioning can-a-red-bull-ism as an exception to the generally disgusting cannibalism.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not mentioning can-a-red-bull-ism as an exception to the generally disgusting cannibalism.

Banned for being an obvious rube for realising that Chianti is the only exception to generally disgusting cannibalism, not the ubiquious Red Bull

 

[ilyazhito]

Banned for making jokes about cannibalism. Ugh! Red Bull should not be mentioned in the same breath as that abomination.

 

[Asteriktos]

I've heard and confirmed that you have been private messaging various members of the board in an attempt to organize a secret oc.net get together that purposely leaves certain members excluded. I am one of those certain members! What's more, you are so desperate to pull this off that you are even promising all the champagne coolies a person can drink for $10, if only they will promise to come and keep it a secret. What madness reigns in the chasm you mistakenly think is a soul! Banned!

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned, and the members who revealed this to you to have their necks cut from ear to ear and be disemboweled.

 

[mikeforjesus]

Banned to see who will ban me if I ban someone
Hope no one imitates my logic

 

[SolEX01]

To mikeforjesus: Banned for lack of logic.

To wainscottbl: Banned for disturbing imagery.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for thinking the measures of protecting members of the Society Who Is In Secret But Is Straightforward and Charitable are disturbing. Do not envy those who know the secrets of the divine. 666-3-9-12

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Those numbers are off

Banned for using Divine .

 

[Asteriktos]

Banned for posting a pic of the now extinct dinosaur known as Nipplopoticus Terrorbeast.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for not wanting to hang out with a supposedly extinct dinosaur.

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for visiting Jurassic park.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for not capitalising "Park". And for making me want to watch the movie. It better be on Netflix or I'll.........

 

[Asteriktos]

 

[TheTrisagion]

Oh no you didn't!

BANNED

 

[Asteriktos]

 

[hecma925]

Banned, because if kids see someone smoking, they'll die.

 

[wainscottbl]

Hecma, I am dispensing with the standard rule. You are not banned.
Justin Kissel, you are banned for turning me on with that animated image. What's that from? Downton Abbey?

 

[TheTrisagion]

Banned for not watching Game of Thrones.

 

[hecma925]

Banned, because you have no authority to not ban and banned, because that doesn't look like Downton Abbey at all.

 

[hecma925]

Banned for being too quick, Tri!

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for banning yourself,only I can do that.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for thinking you can ban yourself. Who in the name of monarchy do you think you are? King Juan Carlos?

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned because I know it sounds absurd
but please tell me who I am.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for abdicating like King Juan Carlos. That's who you are. One who gives up and gives into popular opinion. Or in your case one who bans yourself just because you can. That's who you are.

 

[Cyrillic]

Banned for spouting gobbledygook.

 

[wainscottbl]

Banned for using a word that is not a real word. Or is it......

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gobbledygook

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

Banned for abdicating to Neapolitan .

 

[Sinful Hypocrite]

You are all hereby unbanned.

 

[wainscottbl]

You are all hereby unbanned.

Indeed, and you alone are hereby banned.

 

[Asteriktos]