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Banned for posting before I could post my banning of Minnesotan. I was going to ban him for his avatar of Wisconsin until I realised it is Minnesota. So you are banned for that--getting in my way.
 

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Banned because they all talk with that nasal accent. At east the Canadians can pull it of with dignity. God save the Queen, Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas Queen, Defender of the Faith, Queen of the Land of A Thousand Lakes, the annexation of Canada. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvF0NtgdU

Actually this one is really good, too, I must admit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ5ZjYeGNHM

Though this one is the best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI_dBarT6UY
 

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wainscottbl said:
Teddy bears? I am giving my niece a little black baby doll I literally found in the hood thrown out in the trash--on the ground, not in the can. l named her Latanya. Banned to the West End of Louisville. Get me some Indi's by the way.
Banned because I'm tired of being moderated

Okay, I'll shut up about that.

Banned because your new avatar rmeminds me of a 60's movie scene.
 

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quietmorning said:
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Banned for the lolcatz avatar because it made me smile and everyone knows Orthodox people aren't supposed to smile  :p
Banned for smiling since Orthodox people aren't supposed to smile.






;D
banned for that huge grin since orthodox... You get the picture :p
 

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Banned for being a woman with too much wit:

Σοφὴν δὲ μισῶ: μὴ γὰρ ἔν γ᾽ ἐμοῖς δόμοις
εἴη φρονοῦσα πλείον᾽ ἢ γυναῖκα χρή.
τὸ γὰρ κακοῦργον μᾶλλον ἐντίκτει Κύπρις
ἐν ταῖς σοφαῖσιν: ἡ δ᾽ ἀμήχανος γυνὴ
γνώμῃ βραχείᾳ μωρίαν ἀφῃρέθη.

But a clever woman—that I loathe! May there never be in my house
a woman with more intelligence than befits a woman!
For Aphrodite engenders more mischief
in the clever. The woman without ability
is kept from indiscretion by the slenderness of her wit
 

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You are banned for not allowing me to ban wainscottbl for saying:

You are quintuply banned:

1. Mina is a male name, both in Greece and Egypt
2. You venerate an ancient Roman soldier and martyr named Mina
3. Mina is practically the most popular boy name in the Coptic Church
4. Therefore, I'm a dude
5. You didn't read my descriptor below my username
 

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Banned because mina is a woman's name in English and this is Murica! Go back home you Muslum! God bless Amurica! And since you a are a man you are awomanish man. As Marcus Aurelius says

Theophrastus, in his comparison of bad acts- such a comparison as one would make in accordance with the common notions of mankind- says, like a true philosopher, that the offences which are committed through desire are more blameable than those which are committed through anger. For he who is excited by anger seems to turn away from reason with a certain pain and unconscious contraction; but he who offends through desire, being overpowered by pleasure, seems to be in a manner more intemperate and more womanish in his offences. Rightly then, and in a way worthy of philosophy, he said that the offence which is committed with pleasure is more blameable than that which is committed with pain; and on the whole the one is more like a person who has been first wronged and through pain is compelled to be angry; but the other is moved by his own impulse to do wrong, being carried towards doing something by desire.
EDIT: I venerate Marcus Aurelius, ancient Roman emperor of Rome.

 

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Altar Server said:
Banned for furthering the stereotype that Americans are ignorant rednecks


Banned because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSeAc0UuH_o&list=UUnt7Iy8GlmdPwy_Tzyx93bA
 

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Banned for thinking that there is such a thing as an American name called Mina.
 

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Banned because I'm an American named Mina.
 

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Banned because "Mina" is a word you can take out of "American".
 

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minasoliman said:
Banned because "Mina" is a word you can take out of "American".
Banned for editing your post as I was about to mock you for there being no "N" in America.
 

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Banned because Count Dracula loves a woman named Mina, not a man. Dracula is from Eastern Europe and there they also have women name Nina. In fact Nina is a vampire. She is also really Eastern European and Orthodox.

 

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Banned for not being quick enough :p
 

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Banned because the vampire above is not only Bulgarian and Orthodox, but has a true woman's name blessed by St. Constantine: Nikolina Konstantinova Dobreva. So is blessed by St. Nicholas who should punch you in the face like he did Arius because you have a woman's name. Also by St. Constantine who I hope killed your Muslimist ancestors you Ayrab. I'd say that vampire chick should bite your neck but I do not wish the sin of lust upon you. It turns me on I must say, so I do wish you to be killed, but not spiritually.
 

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Banned for getting a little too carried away lately   :p
 

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Banned because I have a new kitten and I love it like a little girl would. It's a stray and he/she just walked into the house this morning when the door was open. Cuddled, purred and everything with me in bed this morning. Banned by Friendly, by new kitten. Yes, his name is Friendly. Are you going to ban me for that name? Better than a boy named Mina or a boy named Sue.
 

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Banned for an avatar with full cartoonish nudity. This is America, Jack! We prefer violence and blood and suppress sexuality and nudity.

Banned for posting ahead of me! How dare you!
 

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Banned for having an angry cat avatar instead of a friendly kitten one. Gee, I love this little kitten. So friendly!
 

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Banned for

1. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prevert

2. This guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Pr%C3%A9vert
 

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Banned for trying to block the Hail Mary like a typical anti-Catholic bigot. Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, pray for us Chicago Bears now and when we are losing with ten seconds to go with the Packers that we get the ball down field with a long past. Amen.

Now banned, Altar Server for being too quick and runing my ban of Kissel. Pray 500 Aves for your penance!
 

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Altar Server said:
banned for being a bears fan


Since you'll be with the bear, you don't need to stick around here, so let me help you out by giving you a BAN.
 

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No using the barbecue grills at the state park without a permit. Since you and the bear did not show your annual passes at the gates, you are both banned.
 
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