I posted this once, but here's the recepie after having done it. I have been eating this all week and it is actually quite edible!
Vamrat's Vegetable Matter Substance
Insert all of these into a crock pot:
- 1 Yellow Onion (they make me cry less, substitute with red or onion as you prefer.)
- 2 Red Peppers (if I redid this I might use three)
- 1 Red Cabbage (use most of the head. You could probably use all since it cooks down a lot, but I though most of it was good enough.)
- 1 Anaheim and 1 Hellifiknow peper. If you don't care for spicy just add another red or two.
- 3 cans Tomater Sauce
- 1 carton of vegetable stock
- Cumin and Corriander to taste, plus 30,000 BTUH of Cayenne. (I use British Thermal Units because at this level, tsp/tbsp/kg are really just academic and require scientific notation. In short, this should make your farts capable of heating a one car garage from design basis temperature to shirt-sleeve comfort in less than an hour. Use less if you care about still having a bunghole by Holy Week.)
- Half a jar of paprika. I like paprika. It really seals the deal.
- 7 cloves of garlic. I like garlic.
I threw a splash of olive oil on top because, well, I do that sometime. I even did it in a mixed drink once (don't ask). Depending on how strict you keep things, just omit this. I don't know if it added anything, I just felt like I was missing something, and it seemed like what Jacques Pepin would have done at the time.
All in all, I really like this. I have been eating it all week and haven't gotten sick of it or sick from it yet. I will warn you, if you are in a new relationship then this might be an excessive amount of cabbage to subject her to but if it is long term or single, I highly recommend this.