Hyperdox Herman

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vamrat said:
John Ward said:
-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives at 10:30AM
Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?
It's not about that it is about showing respect to the Savior by attending His entire service rather than being lazy and only coming for the important parts.
 

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vamrat said:
John Ward said:
-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives at 10:30AM
Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?
Praying to God?
 

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vamrat said:
John Ward said:
-Cradle Christopher-

Liturgy starts at 9:30AM

Arrives at 10:30AM
Why is this such a big deal, I mean does anything actually take place before the Gospel reading?
Not really. I mean, I hear some Churches are starting this new thing called "orthodoxros" or something, not sure what it's about. But you have to go, like, 20 minutes before Liturgy even starts. Who's gonna do that? I'm sleeping in as long as I can on Sunday! Gotta be rested up for football later in the day, know what I'm saying?
 

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orthonorm said:
Punch said:
Vamrat was joking.
He's bringing out the Herman.
The Apostles were full of the Holy Spirit, as were many of the Saints.  Others of us are full of the Hyperdox Herman.
 

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JamesR said:
-Cradle Christopher-

Priest says fast from meat on wednesdays and fridays, hmm...

Lamb doesn't count as meat, hur hur
Lol.  ;)
 

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-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world
 

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JamesR said:
-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world
Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.
 

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FormerReformer said:
JamesR said:
-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world
Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.
You've just been Hyperdoxed!

 

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Michał Kalina said:
And again
Your first one about the Birthday made me chuckle. Both my paternal grandfather and my wife's maternal grandmother were born on Christmas Day in Austria-Hungary - December 25 OC January 6th on the New Calendar - back in the 19th century before the OC slipped another day.  ;) I wonder how Herman would handle that one! lol.... He'd probably 'hyper'-ventilate!
 

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JamesR said:
-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world
I think the labels on those two are the wrong way around, except "recently immigrated to" should be "was born and raised in".
 

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Helpmeet Helena: Leaves it all to the imagination.
 

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Helpmeet Helena:

Never leaves home without a headscarf.

"I thank God I am not like the Baptists, who wear pants to church."
 

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Alpo said:
FormerReformer said:
JamesR said:
-Hyperdox Herman-

Doesn't believe in the validity of pre-schism western Saints

Has Icon of St. Augustine of Hippo in bedroom

-Cradle Christopher-

Constantly disses the western world

Recently immigrated to the western world
Sorry- true Hyperdox know for a fact that St Augustine is actually THE arch-heretic responsible for all the ills of the West. The pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his bedroom is St Patrick.
You've just been Hyperdoxed!

Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?
 

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FormerReformer said:
Alpo said:
You've just been Hyperdoxed!

Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?
Hyperdox Herman:
Patiently explains that Orthodoxy does not hold Scripture is inerrant.
Thinks the 12-volume Lives of the Saints is a dogmatic text.

Hyperdox Herman:
Hasn't read the Gospel in over a year.
Has the Life of St. Barsanuphius memorized.


For what it's worth, I agree with FormerReformer. If a Hyperdox has an issue with Western saints it's going to start with "Blessed Augustine"
 

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witega said:
FormerReformer said:
Alpo said:
You've just been Hyperdoxed!

Discussing which pre-schism Western saint Hyperdox Herman has in his icon corner is arguing doctrine?
Hyperdox Herman:
Patiently explains that Orthodoxy does not hold Scripture is inerrant.
Thinks the 12-volume Lives of the Saints is a dogmatic text.

Hyperdox Herman:
Hasn't read the Gospel in over a year.
Has the Life of St. Barsanuphius memorized.


For what it's worth, I agree with FormerReformer. If a Hyperdox has an issue with Western saints it's going to start with "Blessed Augustine"
And St Jerome. The two just get no hyperdox love. British saints, OTOH, are fair game.
 
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