Hyperdox Herman

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TheMathematician said:
just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320
I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?
 

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Nephi said:
TheMathematician said:
just saw this set on facebook

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Eastern-Orthodox-Ryan-Gosling/405052836234320
I don't see why this already has so many more likes than HH... is it because of all the females?
Don't let Biro see you saying that...
 

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Just purchased the Philakolia off Amazon

...is barely 50 pages into The Orthodox Church

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You should really avoid all that weirdo superstitious "Rapture" stuff

...the evil eye might not like it

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Sees "Keep the Christ in Christ-mas" posts on Facebook

Argues in comments section that X is Greek initial for Christ

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Family asks him to lead prayer at Thanksgiving dinner

...the food is cold by the time he finishes

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His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111

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All those hip mega-Protestant Churches use too much technology!

Recites the Nicene Creed from iPhone notes

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Goes on date

hur hurr, I wanna see you without your headcovering on

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Refuses to sing along to 'Hark, the Harold Angels Sing'

It is a Docetist Christological heresy

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Laughs at Protestants for wearing 'Jesus is my BFF' or 'I <3 Jesus' apparel

...wears 300 knot Prayer Rope as a fashion accessory

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Watches History Channel

Gets offended every time the pre-schism Church is referred to as 'The Catholic Church', there was no Catholic Church until 1054

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The 'Catholic Church'?

You mean ROMAN Catholic Church?

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OrthodoxWiki.org,

...article edited & revised by Herman

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Edits Wikipedia articles,

Changes 'Catholic' to 'Orthodox' on pre-schism Church articles

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The sexually immoral will not make it into Heaven,

Internet browsing history; Busty Orthodox Ruskies with big Tushies.xxx

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Uses facebook,

creates fan pages for various Saints

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Obama is evil!!11

Stalin and Vlad the Impaler weren't really all that bad

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Prevents pregnant woman from Communing,

That fetus hasn't been Baptised yet!!
 

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Because I don't feel like firing up photoshop, for Hyperdox Herman:

Hey Girl,

Ryan Gosling's really a Mormon and not fit to pray with.

You can dry your tears with my 500 knot prayer rope.
 

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JamesR said:
His father offers him a cup of coffee before he takes off for Liturgy in the morning

THIS IS FASTING PERIOD!!!111
James. Drinking coffee is against the Eucharistic fast. There is nothing Hyperdox about that.
 

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Sings Gladsome Light at dusk every day

While switching his house lights on

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Asks priest which tone to use for prayer before Thanksgiving dinner

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Detests consumerism surrounding Black Friday

Buys over $75 worth of Icons and Orthodox books from Conciliar Press to get free shipping
 

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Looks like HH got smacked down by a woman on Facebook. ;)
 
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