"I Waited Until My Wedding Night to Lose My Virginity, and I Wish I Hadn’t"

[biro]

(men are, to put it bluntly, more susceptible to the passion of lust than women).

Ah, yes, it was 100 million men who bought copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

Men bought plenty of porn before that.

Why would men buy porn when it is free on the internet?

There was a time before the Internet.

 

[TheTrisagion]

(men are, to put it bluntly, more susceptible to the passion of lust than women).

Ah, yes, it was 100 million men who bought copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

Men bought plenty of porn before that.

Why would men buy porn when it is free on the internet?

There was a time before the Internet.

Please, do not remind me of those barbaric times.

 

[Arachne]

(men are, to put it bluntly, more susceptible to the passion of lust than women).

Ah, yes, it was 100 million men who bought copies of 50 Shades of Grey.

Men bought plenty of porn before that.

Why would men buy porn when it is free on the internet?

There was a time before the Internet.

Please, do not remind me of those barbaric times.

Another theory: You gets what you pays for.

Playboy statistics
(Oh, right - people buy that for the articles )

 

[TheTrisagion]

I think a 5 second image search through google can provide all the nudity one could possibly need without having to go through the hassle of buying a magazine, or if you want "articles", you can always go to Huffington Post.  They seem to have an endless supply of thought provoking articles about sex. 

 

[Arachne]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

 

[Cyrillic]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

 

[Arachne]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. :laugh:

 

[TheTrisagion]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. :laugh:

but... you can read it on their website for free. 

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

 

[Arachne]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. :laugh:

but... you can read it on their website for free. 

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

Expert on the health or the fitness part? :laugh:

 

[Cyrillic]

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

http://www.menshealth.nl/Sex/Verleid-haar-binnen-enkele-seconde

It's here. It gave some great advice on how not to be pepper sprayed as well.

 

[Arachne]

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

http://www.menshealth.nl/Sex/Verleid-haar-binnen-enkele-seconde

It's here.

Exclusive to the audience, I see. :laugh: You're the only one who could check if it's translated from one of the international editions or original to the Dutch edition.

 

[Punch]

Look people, it is a rule of the Internet - If it exists, porn of it exists.  If you can't find it, you are not looking.  Now, back to my search for robot tentacle sex with chickens during fasts . . .

 

[Cyrillic]

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

http://www.menshealth.nl/Sex/Verleid-haar-binnen-enkele-seconde

It's here.

Exclusive to the audience, I see. :laugh: You're the only one who could check if it's translated from one of the international editions or original to the Dutch edition.

Couldn't find it on the English site, sadly. But there's this gem. Five Ways to Seduce Her with Your Mouth. It isn't as exciting as the title would have you believe, but it's still quackery.

 

[TheTrisagion]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. :laugh:

but... you can read it on their website for free. 

Except for the print-only exclusive material. (Interestingly, I can't find the article Cyrillic alluded to, on either site. One of us must be misreading.)

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

Expert on the health or the fitness part? :laugh:

On the porn part. I'm sure he has extensive knowledge on the merits of paid vs free porn.  

 

[Arachne]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 

 

[DeniseDenise]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 

That's a Fripperino!

 

[Arachne]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks".

Eh. I wouldn't consider myself particularly generous in that respect. As for fripperies, the definition of dishearteningly many of the ladies I hang out with would be something along the lines of 'a 12-pack of beer, after he has been late paying the rent and some of the food budget has to go cover the late fee'.

 

[Cyrillic]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 

That's a Fripperino!

Don't you mean frappuccino? Never heard of a fripperino.

 

[DeniseDenise]

Now you're just enabling, C! :laugh:

The first two examples encourages girls to be gold diggers.

That's probably not what the Bible teaches.

More like encouraging them to stick with someone who knows how to manage their money and won't sink the family into debt over fripperies.

I don't know, Arachne.  While I agree with your generous interpretation, I suspect the target audience would take it the way Cyrillic did (at least based on that segment of the target audience among whom I live).  None of them would likely know what a frippery was, and the best guess might be "one of those fancy-az Starbucks drinks". 

That's a Fripperino!

Don't you mean frappuccino? Never heard of a fripperino.

see the highlights above for how my obviously very unfunny joke was made.

:'(

 

[Agabus]

To be fair, if you do what Ruth did to get Boaz's attention, you might get arrested.

 

[JamesR]

If you want thought provoking articles about sex, subscribe to Men's Health. (Men's Fitness will do as well, at a pinch.)  :angel:

Their website prominently features an article on how to seduce a woman within a matter of seconds. The only thought that provoced was "Wow! They're a bunch of quacks!"

And that is why people bother to buy magazines rather than make do with what is found for free on the 'net. :laugh:

but... you can read it on their website for free. 

I think we need an expert to weigh in on this.  Where is JamesR?

Well, I've always been more of a Maxim and GQ man myself ever since I saw Lindsey Lohan on the cover circa 2006-2007  :angel: But yeah buying any written thing is kind of stupid when you can find virtually anything and everything you want for free on the internet.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Was that back when she was still hot? I shudder to think of what she must look like now. I would google it, but then I might barf.

 

[Porter ODoran]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

 

[Punch]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.

 

[PeterTheAleut]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.

But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

 

[Cyrillic]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.

But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.

 

[biro]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.

But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.

Um, the video and music threads?  ???

 

[Porter ODoran]

It's so thrilling to be a member here when OrthodoxChristianity.net becomes indistinguishable from some shabby subreddit.

Nothing says you have to be on this thread.

But there is a rule mandating that we work to keep threads on topic, which the posters on this thread have failed miserably to do the last day or so.

I can't remember a thread which stayed on topic for more than ten posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhq-yO1KN8

 

[minasoliman]

Alright...back on topic all of you.

May The Lord bless you and purify your thoughts.

-Mina