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Indian teen marries stray dog

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An 18-year-old girl in India has taken a stray dog to be her paw-fully wedded husband, to have and to pet, from this day forward — or at least until her evil juju is gone!
Mangli Munda is from a remote village in the eastern Indian state of Jharkhand, where local elders threw together an extravagant wedding because a local guru convinced the teenager’s parents she was under an evil spell and that marrying a man would only bring destruction to the family and the community, Barcroft reports.
But the four-legged groom, named Sheru, may soon need a ceremony of his own because the canine will ultimately serve as a vessel for Munda’s misfortunes.
“I am marrying a dog because the village elders believe that my evil spell will be passed on to the dog,” she said. “After that is done, the man I will marry will have a long life.”

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She looks less than thrilled.  I hope consumating the marriage is not required.  :eek:

 

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Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
kelly said:
Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
Not sure, but don't for a moment think people there look at dogs the way people here look at them. 
I'm aware of that.  :(
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
kelly said:
Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
Not sure, but don't for a moment think people there look at dogs the way people here look at them. 
Maybe he will be the meal for husband #2.
 

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At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
kelly said:
Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
Not sure, but don't for a moment think people there look at dogs the way people here look at them. 
Maybe he will be the meal for husband #2.
That would make the dog the real husband number two, if you catch my drift.
 

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Antonis said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
kelly said:
Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
Not sure, but don't for a moment think people there look at dogs the way people here look at them. 
Maybe he will be the meal for husband #2.
That would make the dog the real husband number two, if you catch my drift.
Oh snap!  You went there.
 

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Unsubscribing! I feel bad for the dog.
 

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(I wasn't subscribed in the first place)
 

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Too bad.  I subscribed you to Indian Teen Marries Stray Dog Journal.  It has all the latest articles on the trend.
 

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How interesting. I bet a dog makes a more faithful spouse than some humans.
 You've been warned before about the use of profanity, whether in words or images.  Your signature line is no exception to that rule.

I'm warning you for 7 days.  If you like to appeal this, do so only by sending me a PM.

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Chiere said:
How interesting. I bet a dog makes a more faithful spouse than some humans.
I can see why some people can say that.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
kelly said:
Poor dog. What is going to happen to him after 'the evil' passes to him?
Not sure, but don't for a moment think people there look at dogs the way people here look at them. 
Maybe he will be the meal for husband #2.
I hope there won't be any suttee involved after they've killed the dog.

TheTrisagion said:
  I hope consumating the marriage is not required.
Will it be required? Anything is possible in countries where they marry dogs to exorcise demons.
 

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White people just use a bark chipper to get rid of spouses.....acid is so passé.


Seriously though, most cultures have or had, some crazy superstitious things in them that are even crazier to outsiders.
 

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Will it be required? Anything is possible in countries where they marry dogs to exorcise demons.
I'm confused why there's marriage involved but I'm absolutely confident that cute dogs can indeed banish all sorts of evil spirits.
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
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At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
You missed a chance to crack a monster-in-law one too. :p
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
It's so good that this thread isn't getting ugly or anything.
 

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biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
It's so good that this thread isn't getting ugly or anything.
When it does, I'll let you know. 
 

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Please continue while I'm making some popcorn. This could be fun. We had an awesome Indians vs. White people thread a while ago and it was the most hilarious thead on OC.net that I've ever seen.
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
 

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At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
 

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The last sentence peaked your attention?

Must try that sometimes. Seems like a good pick-up line.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
u mad?
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
I do my best, but I'm only one man.  I can only liberate so many brown people from their sub-white thinking.
 

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biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
Yeah, let's not. 
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
Yeah, let's not. 
Especially not when you're the moderator.

 

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biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
Yeah, let's not. 
Especially not when you're the moderator.
I'm Nephi? 
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
Yeah, let's not. 
Especially not when you're the moderator.
I'm Nephi? 
All you non-Chalcedonians look the same.
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
What do you have against love?
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
biro said:
Mor Ephrem said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Arachne said:
At least the dog isn't going to squander her dowry and then arrange a kerosene accident.
Oh yeah, Indian men exist to waste money, eat dogs, and kill women.  Thank God for white people.  
Clearly, we need to do a better job of sending Mormon missionaries over there to save the brown people. Polygamy over zoophilia, I always say.
Without heavy Mormon influence, Westerners seem to be doing just fine in terms of multiple sexual partners (of multiple genders), relationships with animals, relationships with plastic electronic or battery operated gadgets, and a whole host of other marital alternatives.    

Please keep showing us how it's done.    
Let's don't indulge in stereotypes or anything.
Yeah, let's not. 
Especially not when you're the moderator.
I'm Nephi? 
All you non-Chalcedonians look the same.


do you actually know which one is Nephi....because yea...


http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=5415


neither brown, nor non-Chalcedonian
 

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Clearly the poor girls curse has come here......she can now divorce the dog and live curse free...
 
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