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J Michael said:
Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  8)
 

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J Michael said:
Asteriktos said:
As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):



But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...
This is far too apocalyptic.  See the post above.
Looks like something Salvador Dali would have painted.

 

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TheTrisagion said:
J Michael said:
Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  8)
So...ONLY bears have the right to bear arms?

IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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LizaSymonenko said:
J Michael said:
Asteriktos said:
As a cross-thread joke I wanted to post a pic of a bear with a beard. A google image search did provide this one (wut?):



But the overwhelming majority of the pics it showed were of a different type of bear. I should have known...
This is far too apocalyptic.  See the post above.
Looks like something Salvador Dali would have painted.

He creeps me out.
 

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Ya, me too.  Leaves me uncomfortable.

 

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J Michael said:
TheTrisagion said:
J Michael said:
Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  8)
So...ONLY bears have the right to bear arms?

IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be so catty.
 

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PeterTheAleut said:
J Michael said:
TheTrisagion said:
J Michael said:
Do cats have the right to bear arms?
Don't be ridiculous, the have the right to cat arms.  8)
So...ONLY bears have the right to bear arms?

IS OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't be so catty.
 

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elephant said:
The binturong has right (and left) bearcat arms

Thank you, Elephant!  I knew you'd come through! ;)

This comes as an enormous relief.  I LOVE bears and cats and bearcats.  That bearcats have BOTH right and left arms is absolutely phenomenal!  Now, is the one in the picture just smiling or is that woman just really stupid?  :eek: :eek:
 

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I think they are trying to recreate the Spiderman kiss.

 

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TheTrisagion said:
I think they are trying to recreate the Spiderman kiss.

....................oh.  It's still early, my coffee hasn't kicked in, and I still have spider webs in my brain.  Wut? :eek: :eek:

Actually, looking more closely at it, I think the woman in the pic Elephant posted is just plain stupid.  That's my opinion.
 

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^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen.  Was that really necessary?^
 

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pmpn8rGPT said:
^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen.  Was that really necessary?^
If I resized it what would that accomplish? Do you think a bear in the wild is going to resize his teeth so you can get a better look inside his mouth? This is an important consideration.  :police:
 

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Asteriktos said:
pmpn8rGPT said:
^It's entire face doesn't even fit on my screen.  Was that really necessary?^
If I resized it what would that accomplish? Do you think a bear in the wild is going to resize his teeth so you can get a better look inside his mouth? This is an important consideration.  :police:
Eloquently stated, sir!

p.s.  that mouth definitely is in need of some good oral hygiene.  Get that bear to a dentist, ASAP!
 

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What do you want to be when you grow up little Jimmy?

I want to be a maxillofacialzoologist!
 

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Asteriktos said:
What do you want to be when you grow up little Jimmy?

I want to be a maxillofacialzoologist!
AKA "bearodontist".  A noble calling, too, I might add.
 

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To acquire bear arms, you must fortify yourself.

 

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hecma925 said:
To acquire bear arms, you must fortify yourself.

Sidebar: This stuff from honey is legally being distilled in America. Tried two samples at the State Fair last month...honey liqueur was too sweet, honey vodka was odd. Look out for Yogi and Boo Boo, they're not just out for "picinic" baskets anymore!!!!
 

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Why do the lego bears look like they are wearing black loafers?
 

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I present to you a bear fighting a sasquatch...

 

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I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

 

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Bear Grylls can get his arms around me whenever. ;)
 

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ZealousZeal said:
I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

Good gosh is that thing freaky!  :eek:
 

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TheTrisagion said:
ZealousZeal said:
I can't believe that in 3 pages no one has brought up the issue of rampant bear nudity. Or bare bears, as they prefer to be called.

Good gosh is that thing freaky!  :eek:
We have one in our neighborhood.  Goes skinny dipping down at the river when it's hot out.  I call him Bart.  He growls back.  Oh well...
 
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