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ITT: We discuss the right to bear arms

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Now wait a gosh dang second! We may indeed allow the right to bear arms, but you can slap me sideways and call me Susan if I'll let you publicly promote the right to bear marriages!
 

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Asteriktos said:
Now wait a gosh dang second! We may indeed allow the right to bear arms, but you can slap me sideways and call me Susan if I'll let you publicly promote the right to bear marriages!
:) Haven't you heard that nature could soon have its own rights? Bear marriages will certainly follow.
 

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I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

 

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vamrat said:
I support the right to keep and bear arms AND the right to arm and keep bears.

Totally. Pistols for Pandas!

 

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Pure awesome.
 

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(Sorry if this is taking the joke too far -- I mean it sincerely. Bear with me.)

Oh! That like the staritsa we could bear witness to how our venerable and God-bearing father Seraphim of Sarov fed the bear with his arm without the bear feeding on him. Let us bear sorrows, persecutions and slander with gratitude, and raise our bear-strong arms to Heaven, and let the Holy Spirit bear down on us as it did bear down on him.

 

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Beary good, beary beary good  :p
 

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Bears ain't the only ones taking the 2nd Amendment seriously.

 

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What impresses me the most is how that bear makes running on water look easy!

 

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Asteriktos said:
What impresses me the most is how that bear makes running on water look easy!

is that real or photoshoped?  if that real then Putin is the posterguy for alpha male.
 

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It's shopped with, I think, an image of Putin that appears in other shops, where he is made to do this and that.  :angel:
 

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Yeah, it's shopped. The water is too shallow for Putin to be swimming like that.
 

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Clearly it is shopped. If it was real life, Putin would be chasing the bear who would be frantically trying to swim away from him.
 

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If this thread has done its job and properly defended our right to bear arms, perhaps it's time to move on to the next battle:

 
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Do bears defecate in the woods?

Not if they are polar bears!

 

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Everyone please remember that tomorrow is Hug a Bear Day. If you do not have a bear, make sure you get one so you are prepared for the holiday.
 

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Here's your sign...
 
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