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Mor Ephrem is not gone

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Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
Are you threatening us?
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
We won't sleep until we see your posts again.

BTW, bring back Porter from wherever you took him.
 

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I call fake on this post.

Clearly Mor does not sleep not slumber.


Imposter
 

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The so-called avatar "Mor Ephrem" is actually a brilliantly designed AI program developed by brilliant computer scientist and SVOTS alum (1997) Dr. Reginald 20,000 Martyrs of Nicomedia Mackey(baptized in the campus chapel on December 28) so that the SCOBA could keep tabs on OCnet.  The aging mainframe (supporting "ME2.1") in the seminary basement is covered in dust, old caramelized Pepsi spills, and yellowing paper icons from feasts of yore.  At the bottom of the unit, scratched into the aluminum is:
        BFFIC

Bobby      Dustin
          +
Philip      Nik
I wonder what it could all mean.

 

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Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!
 

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scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!

I thought we were against that.....


oh as long as they dont marry..its cool  than.....right? ;)
 

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TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!
Will do!
Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade. 
 

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TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!
Will do!
Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:
So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?
 

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I love this thread  :laugh:
 

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hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!
Will do!
Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:
So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?
Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. 
 

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Mor Ephrem said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
scamandrius said:
TheTrisagion said:
Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
See you tonight, sweetie.
Get a room, you two!
Will do!
Man, first you leave your wife for Charlize Theron and now for Mor.  Talk about a MAJOR downgrade.
:laugh:
So what did the two of you do on Valentine's Day?  And Pascha?
Gentlemen don't kiss and tell.
Holding hands in public is okay.

 

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Mor Ephrem said:
Mor is going to sleep soon, but he's not leaving.  He'll be back.
Damn.
 

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RaphaCam said:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
 

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hecma925 said:
RaphaCam said:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
He's actually stuck with the OP somewhere in your onirical AI lab.
 

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Svartzorn said:
hecma925 said:
RaphaCam said:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
He's actually stuck with the OP somewhere in your onirical AI lab.
 

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hecma925 said:
RaphaCam said:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
We are connected by heart.
 

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RaphaCam said:
hecma925 said:
RaphaCam said:
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night thinking Mor is gone and I start crying his name out and banging my head against the wall until he wakes up.
Oh, you live next door?  Or do you use telepathic Brazilian magic to call to him mentally?  Or is he trapped in your basement?
We are connected by heart.
Theosis.
 
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