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There's a good insane?IsmiLiora said:Believe me, you guys don't want Catholic girls. We're insane, and not in the good way.
There's a good insane?IsmiLiora said:Believe me, you guys don't want Catholic girls. We're insane, and not in the good way.
IsmiLiora said:Maybe you should say, "No, take it off RIGHT NOW. THAT'S MINE," and see how she responds. :laugh:
Oh no. Goats are just the normal way. A girl of your caliber was probably worth at least a half dozen camels. Maybe even a good horse.IsmiLiora said:My father didn't get goats before my marriage. Did we do something wrong? ??? Did my husband scam us?!
What about a barbecue sauce recipe? That's what the deal was between me and my wife's dad....vamrat said:Oh no. Goats are just the normal way. A girl of your caliber was probably worth at least a half dozen camels. Maybe even a good horse.IsmiLiora said:My father didn't get goats before my marriage. Did we do something wrong? ??? Did my husband scam us?!
Wow, that's one saucy girl you've got there...primuspilus said:What about a barbecue sauce recipe? That's what the deal was between me and my wife's dad....vamrat said:Oh no. Goats are just the normal way. A girl of your caliber was probably worth at least a half dozen camels. Maybe even a good horse.IsmiLiora said:My father didn't get goats before my marriage. Did we do something wrong? ??? Did my husband scam us?!
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Watch it!Asteriktos said:If I may also add, I'm getting frustrated with you people and your gutter-minds. Sex a few days after meeting? What are you even talking about? Even the really evil and perverted, like swingers or people from the Ukraine, don't do that.
I was always told don't buy the cow when the milk is free. I spent the money I was going to use for the cow on an iPod and a used AK instead. When I went to the bazaar I found that the milk proprietor's definition of free was different than mine. He made me marry his ugly daughter for "stealing" the milk, but it all turned out for the best. She came with a cow.IsmiLiora said::'(! Does that mean I'm easy?!
Listen, the only advice I've gotten concerning marriage and relationships was when my mother told me, "Don't give away the milk for free" when I started dating my then-boyfriend. Now every time I prepare him coffee or cereal, I charge him $3.00 and he isn't very happy about it. We're seeing a marriage counselor next week.
**rimshot followed by applause**vamrat said:Wow, that's one saucy girl you've got there...primuspilus said:What about a barbecue sauce recipe? That's what the deal was between me and my wife's dad....vamrat said:Oh no. Goats are just the normal way. A girl of your caliber was probably worth at least a half dozen camels. Maybe even a good horse.IsmiLiora said:My father didn't get goats before my marriage. Did we do something wrong? ??? Did my husband scam us?!
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Camels would simply not do in your geographic area. A good mixture of goats, cows, and pigs would show your future FIL that you're a practical as well as generous man and can provide for your future bride.vamrat said:Oh no. Goats are just the normal way. A girl of your caliber was probably worth at least a half dozen camels. Maybe even a good horse.IsmiLiora said:My father didn't get goats before my marriage. Did we do something wrong? ??? Did my husband scam us?!
You're going to ask her out cause she misspelled your name? :Asteriktos said:Question #8: So my therapist (who is single) has been giving me a lot of compliments lately. I mean a lot more than usual. So then yesterday she "accidentally" misspelled my name. She said she added or used an "s" by mistake. I'm not sure if she meant "Kissels" or "Kisses". Anyway, I don't really care about all that client/patient ethics crap, so should I try to ask her out?
Oh, I forgot about this baby.Achronos said:Hey Jason I have a question. How do you not feel guilty before you break up with someone.
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;Dorthonorm said:Oh, I forgot about this baby.Achronos said:Hey Jason I have a question. How do you not feel guilty before you break up with someone.
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Does it involve a new lady friend, ensnared using all of the advice on this thread?orthonorm said:Big news to be released tomorrow.
A certain *ahem* beknighted fellow and *ahem* person of interest, which cannot be hinted at till tomorrow's Vanity* release and *ahem* a bit of doctoring something and *ahem* me having a finger on the key of the city for a while.IsmiLiora said:Does it involve a new lady friend, ensnared using all of the advice on this thread?orthonorm said:Big news to be released tomorrow.![]()
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You'll rue that day, son... ain't nothing good gonna come from that.Schultz said:... but is quite okay with me still having a friendly relationship with another ex, who is exactly one year older than I. I think my wife actually wants to meet her.
Asteriktos is just kidding around in this thread.TITL said:You're going to ask her out cause she misspelled your name? :Asteriktos said:Question #8: So my therapist (who is single) has been giving me a lot of compliments lately. I mean a lot more than usual. So then yesterday she "accidentally" misspelled my name. She said she added or used an "s" by mistake. I'm not sure if she meant "Kissels" or "Kisses". Anyway, I don't really care about all that client/patient ethics crap, so should I try to ask her out?
I'm going to have to vote "no" on this one.
P.S. sorry to break it to you, but she get's paid to give you compliments.
After hearing this "really funny" quip from a group of guy friends, I proceeded to demonstrate exactly what I thought "a demon in bed" sounded like.Punch said:that is a demon in bed
succubus in bed? ;DIsmiLiora said:After hearing this "really funny" quip from a group of guy friends, I proceeded to demonstrate exactly what I thought "a demon in bed" sounded like.Punch said:that is a demon in bed
Needless to say, they took it back.
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Pretty much lol.Aindriú said:succubus in bed? ;DIsmiLiora said:After hearing this "really funny" quip from a group of guy friends, I proceeded to demonstrate exactly what I thought "a demon in bed" sounded like.Punch said:that is a demon in bed
Needless to say, they took it back.
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Prolly better than a banshee.IsmiLiora said:Pretty much lol.Aindriú said:succubus in bed? ;DIsmiLiora said:After hearing this "really funny" quip from a group of guy friends, I proceeded to demonstrate exactly what I thought "a demon in bed" sounded like.Punch said:that is a demon in bed
Needless to say, they took it back.
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Aren't banshees known for their moaning and screaming?vamrat said:Prolly better than a banshee.
Yeah, but it's loud. And not hot screaming, but 'um, hun, are you alright?'. You'll just end up calling ghostbusters or shooting her in the head.Melodist said:Aren't banshees known for their moaning and screaming?vamrat said:Prolly better than a banshee.
Oh. I was wondering why no one else responded to him. :Volnutt said:Asteriktos is just kidding around in this thread.TITL said:You're going to ask her out cause she misspelled your name? :Asteriktos said:Question #8: So my therapist (who is single) has been giving me a lot of compliments lately. I mean a lot more than usual. So then yesterday she "accidentally" misspelled my name. She said she added or used an "s" by mistake. I'm not sure if she meant "Kissels" or "Kisses". Anyway, I don't really care about all that client/patient ethics crap, so should I try to ask her out?
I'm going to have to vote "no" on this one.
P.S. sorry to break it to you, but she get's paid to give you compliments.