Orthonorm's Dating and Relationship Advice Column

[Asteriktos]

What's DC Talk?

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

I'm not a minute into it and I already want to shut it off.

 

[ZealousZeal]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

 

[J Michael]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

 

[Asteriktos]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

 

[Asteriktos]

I'm not a minute into it and I already want to shut it off.

Shun the non-believer! Shunnnnnnnn!

 

[J Michael]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

I'd have to go home.  I think I have better things to do at home.  Or...so my wife informs me. ;D ;D

 

[ZealousZeal]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

 

[Mor Ephrem]

What's DC Talk?

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s.

Play this and this simultaneously.  That's how I feel in response to the above.

 

[ZealousZeal]

Asteriktos, I think we need a "Were you a Protestant in the 90's?" thread unto itself. These old songs are bringin' me back.

 

[J Michael]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

Well, since I wasn't a Protestant in the 90's (of any century), or a Protestant ever....I can happily skip all this. ;D ;D ;D

 

[ZealousZeal]

Maybe you had to be there. 

I know it probably sounds goofy if you weren't a Protestant in the 90's (Pit9's?), but I hear these songs and it makes me smile and reminds me of good times and happy memories.

 

[brastaseptim]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

Well, since I wasn't a Protestant in the 90's (of any century), or a Protestant ever....I can happily skip all this. ;D ;D ;D

I will skip as well- skip while holding a bundle of violets, comporting myself in a lovely grey dress, and singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips" in the proper key.

 

[J Michael]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

Well, since I wasn't a Protestant in the 90's (of any century), or a Protestant ever....I can happily skip all this. ;D ;D ;D

I will skip as well- skip while holding a bundle of violets, comporting myself in a lovely grey dress, and singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips" in the proper key.

Okay, Tiny Tim. : :  I don't know what you look like, but the image my mind conjures up is, uh.....welll,.....disturbing.

 

[brastaseptim]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

Well, since I wasn't a Protestant in the 90's (of any century), or a Protestant ever....I can happily skip all this. ;D ;D ;D

I will skip as well- skip while holding a bundle of violets, comporting myself in a lovely grey dress, and singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips" in the proper key.

Okay, Tiny Tim. : :  I don't know what you look like, but the image my mind conjures up is, uh.....welll,.....disturbing.

Imagine a joyful, brown-haired, short male in his early 20's in the situation I described. 

 

[J Michael]

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s. Try here, especially the chorus.

Word! I still love their cover of "My Deliverer", if you can get past the video that it's set to.

Remember Newsboys?

Should I yet again be eternally grateful that I can't view youtube crap stuff on this computer?

No way! Find a computer that you can play these on! Here's another one  ;D

Another favorite.

And since I'm thinking of Newsboys...

Well, since I wasn't a Protestant in the 90's (of any century), or a Protestant ever....I can happily skip all this. ;D ;D ;D

I will skip as well- skip while holding a bundle of violets, comporting myself in a lovely grey dress, and singing "Tiptoe through the Tulips" in the proper key.

Okay, Tiny Tim. : :  I don't know what you look like, but the image my mind conjures up is, uh.....welll,.....disturbing.

Imagine a joyful, brown-haired, short male in his early 20's in the situation I described. 

Like I said...disturbing.  I'm going home now, thank God! 8)

 

[hecma925]

What's DC Talk?

Pffh. You were obviously not a Protestant in the 90s.

Play this and this simultaneously.  That's how I feel in response to the above.

That sounds much better.  Hopefully, it will purge my ears from the crap that I thought I got rid of so many years ago.

 

[Asteriktos]

...the crap that I thought I got rid of so many years ago.

"Find that which you hate, and run towards it. In this way you will conquer the demons presently at war in your soul. Truly I tell you: only when sky meets earth and east meets west will the duality in your soul be transfigured into the oneness of the mind of Christ." - St. Hezekiah the Thrice-Blessed

 

[Mor Ephrem]

"Find that which you hate, and run towards it. In this way you will conquer the demons presently at war in your soul. Truly I tell you: only when sky meets earth and east meets west will the duality in your soul be transfigured into the oneness of the mind of Christ." - St. Hezekiah the Thrice-Blessed

YEAH RIGHT. 

 

[Asteriktos]

"Find that which you hate, and run towards it. In this way you will conquer the demons presently at war in your soul. Truly I tell you: only when sky meets earth and east meets west will the duality in your soul be transfigured into the oneness of the mind of Christ." - St. Hezekiah the Thrice-Blessed

YEAH RIGHT.  

It's from the book Highway to Heaven: Aphorisms From the NYC Fathers.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

It's from the book Highway to Heaven: Aphorisms From the NYC Fathers.

I think you need to start this thread ASAP.

 

[Asteriktos]

If I ever hook up with an Orthodox girl and she reads this thread I am going to die from shame. DIE.

 

[brastaseptim]

If I ever hook up with an Orthodox girl and she reads this thread I am going to die from shame. DIE.

If I ever hook up with a Catholic girl and she reads the Dear Cadence thread, then I'LL DIE WITH YOU.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

If I ever hook up with an Orthodox girl and she reads this thread I am going to die from shame. DIE.

Just ask Fr George to change your username to Glossy or Lustrous and tell her your account got hacked when you were on hiatus.  If she really cares about you, she'll believe you. 

 

[ZealousZeal]

^I like to call that "massaging the truth".

 

[Asteriktos]

I need to find another girl like the last one I dated. Just someone I have something in common with this time. And similar personalities would be good. And the same outlook//approach to life would be a nice bonus. But other than that, exactly the same.

 

[brastaseptim]

^ Apparently people give massages with doctor's reflex mallets, nowadays

 

[brastaseptim]

I'd rather not bring up the last people I dated. Only with one of them did things manage to end well with.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

^I like to call that "massaging the truth".

But if you were a man, ZZ would call it "lying"...or would she?

 

[Asteriktos]

I dunno. I have a lot of white knight in me so I have a hard time saying bad stuff about women (with a few exceptions). I mean real bad, not the stuff I write on here as a joke.

 

[ZealousZeal]

^I like to call that "massaging the truth".

But if you were a man, ZZ would call it "lying"...or would she?

If I were a man? Or Asteriktos?  ???

I dunno. I have a lot of white knight in me so I have a hard time saying bad stuff about women (with a few exceptions). I mean real bad, not the stuff I write on here as a joke.

That's not a bad problem to have, mon ami.

 

[Mor Ephrem]

^I like to call that "massaging the truth".

But if you were a man, ZZ would call it "lying"...or would she?

If I were a man? Or Asteriktos?  ???

If you, ZZ, were actually a man, would your female counterpart "ZZ" call it "lying"? 

 

[ZealousZeal]

If you, ZZ, were actually a man, would your female counterpart "ZZ" call it "lying"? 

I like to think that she's a reasonable sort of person and would see the humor in "massaging the truth". she's looking over my shoulder right now.

 

[brastaseptim]

^I like to call that "massaging the truth".

But if you were a man, ZZ would call it "lying"...or would she?

If I were a man? Or Asteriktos?  ???

If you, ZZ, were actually a man, would your female counterpart "ZZ" call it "lying"? 

Don't ask him that. Or I'll sick my female counterpart, Aunt Cadence, on you!

 

[Mor Ephrem]

OMG, please not that...

 

[Achronos]

I know the whole Texas fake smile, but thus far working with women in Texas has been nothing but a delight.

Maybe I shouldn't have been so hasty dismissing except my first gf did go to college in Texas.

 

[J Michael]

I know the whole Texas fake smile, but thus far working with women in Texas has been nothing but a delight.

Maybe I shouldn't have been so hasty dismissing except my first gf did go to college in Texas.

Do you bilocate  ??? ???

 

[Achronos]

I couldn't imagine dating a woman that cannot take a joke or talking smart to one another.

 

[J Michael]

I couldn't imagine dating a woman that cannot take a joke or talking smart to one another.

You date women?

 

[brastaseptim]

I couldn't imagine dating a woman that cannot take a joke or talking smart to one another.

You date women?

Well, there was a gf mentioned...