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isxodnik

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One day he was naughty, and Jason deprived him of ice cream.
 

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No, but if children's service finds out what happened, Jason's gonna get hurt.
 

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hecma925 said:
I get that Susan was a man (brave new world and all), but what happened to Scotty?
I saw a joke the other day along the lines of: hell is being forced to interact with yourself from five years ago. Yep.  8)
 

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Asteriktos said:
hecma925 said:
I get that Susan was a man (brave new world and all), but what happened to Scotty?
I saw a joke the other day along the lines of: hell is being forced to interact with yourself from five years ago. Yep.  8)
Keep thy mind in hell and despair not.
 

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Great advice Tom Papa

Relevant dating bit:

"Just get a regular girl. Lower the bar. Go to a bowling alley. Go to the back of the bowling alley. There's a deep fryer in the back of the bowling alley. There's a girl working that deep fryer. That's your girl!"
 

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What if it's a guy working the deep fryer? What will lonely men do then? 🤔
 

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Bowling's one of those thing I love because I'm terrible at it and wouldn't be fun if I were actually trying to win. 😁
 

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If you meet a girl named Leah and really hit it off, just wait a minute or seven to meet her sister. Then make a decision.
 

Tzimis

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Great advice Tom Papa

Relevant dating bit:

"Just get a regular girl. Lower the bar. Go to a bowling alley. Go to the back of the bowling alley. There's a deep fryer in the back of the bowling alley. There's a girl working that deep fryer. That's your girl!"
Does she shovel snow and work 2 jobs?
 

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If you meet a girl named Leah and really hit it off, just wait a minute or seven to meet her sister. Then make a decision.
I knew a girl named Leah once and she was pretty cool, but her Father kept acting really sketchy so I didn't pursue the relationship.
 

hecma925

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I knew a girl named Leah once and she was pretty cool, but her Father kept acting really sketchy so I didn't pursue the relationship.
I knew a Leah once and a Rachel, but they were not related in any way. I didn't date either one of them. Very pretty, but their personalities sucked.
 

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"I bet at least half my stuff we'll be together forever!"

Most men will take those odds. Pretty easy, ladies.
 
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