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He's not pining, he's passed on. This parrot is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and gone to meet his maker. He's a stiff, bereft of life, he rests in peace. If you hadn't have nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies. He's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.


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+ Irini nem ehmot,

Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Loved that part of the film.
 

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serb1389 said:
I should have guessed.  I've seen some of their episodes, that are out on dvd and etc., but not all of them. 

Thanks for the posts! 
Get moving - great television.  Or come visit me - I have the whole series on DVD.
 

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It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
 

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It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
It could be carried by an African swollow!
 

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But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
 

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(BING) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

(BING) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

(BING) BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!
 

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+ Irini nem ehmot,

And now for something completely different...
 

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IF any of you are in the New England area and would like to see a bunch of seminarians beat up on each other, come to the annual Hellenic College/Holy Cross football game. 

Also, it could be a great opportunity to meet and greet.  Its on Monday at noon.  Just thought i'd throw that in the mix.  ;) ;D
 

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In the Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit... HUP HUP HUP
 

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serb1389 said:
IF any of you are in the New England area and would like to see a bunch of seminarians beat up on each other, come to the annual Hellenic College/Holy Cross football game. 

Also, it could be a great opportunity to meet and greet.  Its on Monday at noon.  Just thought i'd throw that in the mix.  ;) ;D
Make us Grad School alumni proud!
 

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Hey, did anyone see that game of "Bugs Eat the Yankees"? ???  I'll bet you're just laughing your way through this series, aren't you, cleveland?
 
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