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[username!]

FIVE

 

[SolEX01]

FIVE DOLLAR

 

[username!]

Six Hens a roosting

I think that is how the songgoes

 

[Jibrail Almuhajir]

...and I was all, like, "No you tell Chewbacca he needs a haircut!  I had to give him a bath last week, remember!?!"  And then Timmy had the nerve to say, "But Chewbacca loves the Flowbee and besides, I unclogged the drain three times this week."  Flippin' Wookies; Call me an anti-Wookieite, but when our lease is up I'm never having anything to do with them again!  Flippin' Wookies!  And Timmy can jump in the swamps of Dagobah!  I don't even care! 

 

[LBK]

Does your wife have long hair, Gabriel?

 

[findingfaith]

Hmmm..... what would a wookie look like with braids?

 

[Ian Lazarus]

^

Britany Spears.

 

[username!]

Miley Cyrus?  Lol brittany spears maybe

 

[findingfaith]

Better still.... What would a wookie look like with Dreadlocks?

 

[Ebor]

matted...very very matted and in need of extreme grooming.

 

[SolEX01]

What would a wookie look like with cornrows?  ???

 

[SolEX01]

I think that is how the songgoes

I was thinking of

FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG

 

[Ian Lazarus]

Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain!

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

I think that is how the songgoes

I was thinking of

FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG

Isn't it
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS

 

[Ebor]

No, it's

"Three rings for the elven kings under the sky..."

 

[Ebor]

Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain!

coneys are also rabbits and they go well with 'taters.
;D

 

[Fr. George]

No, it's

"Three rings for the elven kings under the sky..."

LOL.  But nine for us, 'cause we are weak.

 

[username!]

Seven hens a roosting

 

[Ian Lazarus]

^
I prefer seven hens a'roasting!

With Mashed potatoes and brocoli.

Apple cobbler and Vanilla bean ice cream for desert with a nice sweet Texas Muscadine wine.

Mmmmm....That's livin'.

 

[arimethea]

I forgot about this thread, it has been awhile since I made my presence felt... FEEL ME!!!  :laugh:

 

[SolEX01]

Gee, everyone missed the reference to SubwayTM. 

You got that?

 

[GammaRay]

I sometimes feel guilty for such internet memes, but here it goes.

BRB, CHURCH

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Gee, everyone missed the reference to SubwayTM.   

Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

 

[admiralnick]

I forgot about this thread, it has been awhile since I made my presence felt... FEEL ME!!!  :laugh:

I nominate this for most random post of the random postings thread.

-Nick

 

[username!]

Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

 

[admiralnick]

Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

That looks pretty nice.... *steals trophy and places it on his mantle* :laugh:

-Nick

 

[username!]

LOL, did it fit on the mantle?  That is a big trophy.  It is 7 hands high and weighs 14 stone.

 

[SolEX01]

Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.  :

 

[Fr. George]

Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.   :

Whenever.

 

[admiralnick]

Or perhaps we don't feel that repeating an advertising jingle is sufficiently random for this thread.

Blame my random generator.  Whatever.   :

Whenever.

We're meant to be together!

 

[mike]

Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.

Why not the nabedrennik or the mitre?

 

[SolEX01]

Whenever.

Whoever.

Forever.

Never ever gonna stop.

 

[Ian Lazarus]

If thou meetest the king of the toilet paper upon the porceline throne
Do sit and contemplate your life, and little may you grown.

 

[Nyssa The Hobbit]

As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")

 

[LBK]

As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")

Didn't the heretic Arius die on the can? How ignominious ... 

And let's not forget the impious iconoclast emperor Constantine Copronymus. Great nickname!

 

[SolEX01]

Whatever. 

 

[PeterTheAleut]

Never ever gonna stop.

Because we're never gonna get enough.

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

We're never gonna....

 

[SolEX01]

Barry White (may he rest in peace) fans are present on this thread.  ;D

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Barry White (may he rest in peace) fans are present on this thread.   ;D

Yes indeed. Barry White fans are present here.