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Jibrail Almuhajir

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...and I was all, like, "No you tell Chewbacca he needs a haircut!  I had to give him a bath last week, remember!?!"  And then Timmy had the nerve to say, "But Chewbacca loves the Flowbee and besides, I unclogged the drain three times this week."  Flippin' Wookies; Call me an anti-Wookieite, but when our lease is up I'm never having anything to do with them again!  Flippin' Wookies!  And Timmy can jump in the swamps of Dagobah!  I don't even care! 
 

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Does your wife have long hair, Gabriel?
 

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Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain! :)
 

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Ian Lazarus said:
Unless you are talking about coneys, not interested.  And anyway, that'd bee too much dough for a footlong coney.  Now five footlongs for five dollars...bargain! :)
coneys are also rabbits and they go well with 'taters.
;D
 

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I prefer seven hens a'roasting!

With Mashed potatoes and brocoli.

Apple cobbler and Vanilla bean ice cream for desert with a nice sweet Texas Muscadine wine.

Mmmmm....That's livin'. :)
 

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I sometimes feel guilty for such internet memes, but here it goes.

BRB, CHURCH
 

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username! said:


Here's the award Admiralnick... now being presented to Arimethea! For the most random random post of the month.
Why not the nabedrennik or the mitre?
 

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If thou meetest the king of the toilet paper upon the porceline throne
Do sit and contemplate your life, and little may you grown.
 
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As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")
 

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OrthodoxFairyQueen said:
As long as we're sharing toilet poems....

Demons of the toilet, leave my butt alone
I just came here to take a dump, not for my sins atone

(A guy in my poetry class wrote a more "colorful" version of this, titled Montezuma's Revenge.")
Didn't the heretic Arius die on the can? How ignominious ...  :eek:

And let's not forget the impious iconoclast emperor Constantine Copronymus. Great nickname!
 
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