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9, 904 Workers at Wanka's
9, 904 Workers.
But one of the Oompas
Is alergic to Chocolate
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Then Mr Y is told by Cleveland that for the last 19 days we were on a 358+ posts per day average,
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What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze.
 

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Ian Lazarus said:
What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze. 
I think Smuckers is a great name!

Hmmm.  Greaves is one we purchase whenever we're in Niagra-on-the-Lake.
 

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Hmm...something homey, warm, fuzzy and appetizing.  So I guess "Painful Rectal Itch" is out.  though nowadays, I can see it being very popular with...some people.

Actually there's a blend made in Huntsville that's made for the smokhouse out there that's prety good.
 

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I can imagine the commercial now.

"When I get out of bed in the morning, nothing is better than a mouthful of Painfull Rectal Itch" ;D
 
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