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If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment ,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor, 

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, 



  .....then you are probably the family dog.
 

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PeterTheAleut said:
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MEOW!

Battle of the Household Pets, Episode I
ROAR!!!  My cat's bigger than yours. ;D
Oh yeah?? Well, MY cat is genetically-modified with Boogeyman and shark DNA! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D :laugh:

 

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Oooh, Myrrh, puss don't look too happy. Look at her eyes.  ;D
 

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LBK said:
Oooh, Myrrh, puss don't look too happy. Look at her eyes.  ;D
That's because your username reminds her of a BLT sandwich, and it's past her Feeding Time! ;) :angel:

 

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Myrrh23 said:
LBK said:
Oooh, Myrrh, puss don't look too happy. Look at her eyes.  ;D
That's because your username reminds her of a BLT sandwich, and it's past her Feeding Time! ;) :angel:
BLT?? Oooh, your poor puss could do with a REAL feed!  Throw her a beef rump (whole). That'll start to get her somewhere.  ;D ;D And let her do her bit on any butcher's bones, while you're at it. She'll love you for it.
 

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I was putting indoors yesterday, and I have discovered the cat hazard. A deceptive little trick of the most elite course designers, this trap goes unnoticed until the player putts. Then, out of nowhere, a cat bursts forth and swats the ball away from the hole.
 

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ytterbiumanalyst said:
I was putting indoors yesterday, and I have discovered the cat hazard. A deceptive little trick of the most elite course designers, this trap goes unnoticed until the player putts. Then, out of nowhere, a cat bursts forth and swats the ball away from the hole.
Crafty!  And of course, the cat runs away before you can wring his neck for it.
 

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EofK said:
ytterbiumanalyst said:
I was putting indoors yesterday, and I have discovered the cat hazard. A deceptive little trick of the most elite course designers, this trap goes unnoticed until the player putts. Then, out of nowhere, a cat bursts forth and swats the ball away from the hole.
Crafty!  And of course, the cat runs away before you can wring his neck for it.
Of course. That way the cat is still around for the subsequent golfers.
 

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ytterbiumanalyst said:
EofK said:
ytterbiumanalyst said:
I was putting indoors yesterday, and I have discovered the cat hazard. A deceptive little trick of the most elite course designers, this trap goes unnoticed until the player putts. Then, out of nowhere, a cat bursts forth and swats the ball away from the hole.
Crafty!  And of course, the cat runs away before you can wring his neck for it.
Of course. That way the cat is still around for the subsequent golfers.
Also, the cat hangs around to make more Golf-Interrupting Kitties! ;D
 

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Myrrh23 said:
ytterbiumanalyst said:
EofK said:
ytterbiumanalyst said:
I was putting indoors yesterday, and I have discovered the cat hazard. A deceptive little trick of the most elite course designers, this trap goes unnoticed until the player putts. Then, out of nowhere, a cat bursts forth and swats the ball away from the hole.
Crafty!  And of course, the cat runs away before you can wring his neck for it.
Of course. That way the cat is still around for the subsequent golfers.
Also, the cat hangs around to make more Golf-Interrupting Kitties! ;D
Don't you need TWO cats for that?
 

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serb1389 said:
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Papist said:
I wonder what happened to IT.
Don't you know? There are 142 IT's on the forum.
how did you POSSIBLY calculate that????
I wonder, too! It must be Ytter's Invisible Sixth Finger....it gives him an edge in these kinda things. :p :D
 
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