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[Fr. George]

Surely you're not serious!

Yes, I am being serious, and please, don't call me shirley...

 

[Fr. George]

[quote author=serb1389]( you anti-communist punks) (insert other curse words)[/quote]

I think a call to the House Un-American Activities Committee is in order....

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what's really unbelievable is that I hit 1500 posts with this gem right here.... I get "high elder" status by referencing McCarthy-ism?

 

[serb1389]

unbelievable...

# 17  San Andreas Fault

 

[serb1389]

Hey wouldn't be the first time.  After what this country did to me in terms of citizenship...I should become an honorary member of the comittee!!

 

[Fr. George]

#18 Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

 

[serb1389]

# 19  Civilizations 3 (III)

 

[Fr. George]

Oh dear - you did not just say that....

#20: global warming that doesn't allow the temp in Boston to get above 10 degrees some days...

 

[serb1389]

#21  Global warming that causes trees to fly out from the woods and impale people's cars...and people.  (check out Boston papers from this weekend...crazy stuff)

 

[Fr. George]

wow...

#22: whales exploding on the backs of trucks on asian streets...

 

[greekischristian]

#22 Civilization IV

 

[Fr. George]

#23: Oprah... AND her book club.

 

[serb1389]

#24  Oprah's movie club....have you people seen any of those movies.

I unfortunately had to sit through one ( a girl was involved) and MAN was I seeing Oprah in it. 

 

[Fr. George]

#25: The Milwakee Brewers

 

[serb1389]

# 26  The Cleveland Browns...

Good morning Cleveland!  hahaha ;D ;D ;D

 

[Fr. George]

#27: The Flying Pantofla (Flip-flop/sandal)

(Well, I couldn't put "The Chicago Bears" because the #1 threat is already Bears)

 

[Fr. George]

Curtousy of Red Deacon:

#28: Bambi

 

[serb1389]

# 29 Walt Disney (and company)


BAMBI!?!?!?!?!?!  what the....

 

[Fr. George]

#30: Taco Bell

 

[greekischristian]

#31 Uphill Skiing

http://totallyabsurd.com/uphillskiing.htm

 

[Fr. George]

Wow... it's a shame you only thought of this so late, since I believe that it probably belongs in the top 5....

 

[Fr. George]

#32: Soy milk;

Or, as Lewis Black wants to call it, "Soy juice"... of course, he's right - once the phrase "soy juice" rolls off your tongue, your face automatically cringes and you get a gag reflex...

 

[Fr. George]

Oh, #33 (although it should be much higher): Canada

"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."

"The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here."

"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."

 

[serb1389]

#34 Pomegranite juice


Hey what's wrong with Taco Bell! DO YOU FEEL FULL?!?!?

 

[serb1389]

# 35 Skim Milk!!

 

[Zoe]

I agree - GO WHOLE MILK.

#36 This thread.

 

[Fr. George]

#37: Also top 10 material: Near Beer (aka Non-Alchoholic Beer)

 

[Zoe]

That's like grape juice being used for communion! I didn't even know non-alcoholic beer existed, haha.

 

[Fr. George]

Actually, in many churches in Alaska they do use grape juice instead of wine for communion because of the rampant problems with alchoholism in the eskimo culture... But that is an excersize in economy, not an acceptable practice across the board.

 

[Zoe]

It's not like it remains mere wine though, right? 8)

 

[Fr. George]

It's actually not about what goes into the chalice, but what is still remaining outside the chalice for use the next week...

 

[Fr. George]

#38: Internet Explorer

(I know all the fox-users here will agree with this one; and even the linux-nuts

 

[serb1389]

# 39 (but top 10 material) AOL.....YOU SUCK!!!

 

[Fr. George]

#40: Censorship

 

[Fr. George]

#41: The Chunnel

(Anything that tries to allow more access to France promotes worldwide terror).

 

[serb1389]

# 42 Paris....i'll pass on my original comment

 

[Zoe]

#43 Thin dorm room walls

 

[serb1389]

# 44 It doesn't matter how thin the walls are with a neighbor like mine!

(and our walls are definately thinner than yours...i've cought a cold once through the walls..beat that!)

 

[Zoe]

Yeah, I've heard of the notoriety of HC's walls

Dorms are breeding grounds for germs, anyway...I don't think I've been 100% health-wise since I arrived on campus!

 

[Zoe]

#45 GIRLS' dorm drama, able to be heard 24-hours a day

Beat that one!

 

[Meekle]

#46 Vegemite!