A blessed Nativity / Theophany season to all!
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#21 Global warming that causes trees to fly out from the woods and impale people's cars...and people. (check out Boston papers from this weekend...crazy stuff)
Or, as Lewis Black wants to call it, "Soy juice"... of course, he's right - once the phrase "soy juice" rolls off your tongue, your face automatically cringes and you get a gag reflex...
Oh, #33 (although it should be much higher): Canada
"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."
"The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here."
"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."
Actually, in many churches in Alaska they do use grape juice instead of wine for communion because of the rampant problems with alchoholism in the eskimo culture... But that is an excersize in economy, not an acceptable practice across the board.