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We figure that you could use a suffregant bishop in that area, adding to the members of your local synod, and strengthening the representation of the important See of All Beers.
 

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If you insist on Baveria, I'll settle for Bishop of München.  My favorite town in Germany though is in Tübingen, not Baveria but still Southern Germany.  Then again the picture of me at a beer festival is in Stuttgart... I'm happy to be bishop of any of those cities!
 

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There needs to be a particular beverage that you are bishop of, and then you could always tack on the city from which it principally comes; for example, you could be the bishop of Oktoberfest, Exarch of Munich.  Think about it.
 

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For those confused, here is a brief overview of the structure of the Holy Synod of Spirits:

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Fully Autonomous Bishops in the Holy Synod of Spirits:

His Inebriatedness, +GIC, Bishop of Bourbon, Vicar of the Great Distiller, Successor to the Prince of the Apprentices of the Great Distiller, Supreme Pontiff of All Alcohol, Patriarch of all Grain-Based Alcohols, Primate of Kentucky, Archbishop and Metropolitan of All Whisky, Sovereign of Loretto, and Servant of the Servants of the Great Distiller, Presiding Bishop of the Holy Synod of the Spirits.

His All-Imbibedness, +GEORGE, Metropolitan of Metaxa, Patriarch of All Brandy and Fruit-Based Alchohol, Ecumenical Patriarch, Chief Secretariat of the Holy Synod of Spirits.

His Imbibedness, +SERB1389, Archbishop of Ouzo, Pope and Patriarch of All Similar Clear-Alchohols.

His Imbibedness, Archbishop of Rum, Patriarch of All Sugar-Distilled Alchohols
(+CHRIS, Metropolitan of Mead is the locum tenens of this see)

His Imbibedness, Archbishop of Gin, Custodian of the Holy Cellar.

Semi-Autonomous Episcopacies, Organized by the Bishops they are under:

Under the Synod of the Bishop of Bourbon

His All-Imbibedness, +CHRIS, Metropolitan of Mead, Patriarch of All Beers, Exarch of the Lands North and West of Thrace, Cardinal of the Patriarchate of All Grain Alchohols.

His Intoxicatedness, +FRjBJ, Archbishop of Absinthe, Cardinal of the Patriarchate of All Grain Alchohols

Under the Synod of the Metropolitan of Metaxa

His Intoxicatedness, +SOUTHSERB99, Archbishop of Shlivo, Patriarch of All Vodkas

His Intoxicatedness, +PEDRO, Archbishop of Tequila and All Agave-Based Beverages

Suffregant Episcopacies, Organized by the Bishops they are under:

Diocese in the Patriarchate of Grain Alchohols

His Drunkenness, +ROBERT, Archbishop of Scotch, Cardinal of the Patriarchate of All Grain Alchohols

Diocese in the Patriarchate of Beer

His Drunkenness, Bishop of Stouts and All 40-oz Malt Liquor
His Drunkenness, Bishop of Oktoberfest, Exarch of Munich

Diocese in the Patriarchate of Brandy

His Drunkenness, Archbishop of Port, Chartophylax of the Ecumenical Patriarchate
His Drunkenness, Archbishop of the Cordials

Diocese in the Patriarchate of Vodkas

His Drunkenness, Archbishop of Stolichnaya
(+SS99, Archbishop of Schlivo, is locum tenens of this see)

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As of now, the only voting members of the Holy Synod are:
The Bishop of Bourbon,
The Metropolitan of Metaxa,
The Archbishop of Ouzo,
The Metropolitan of Mead,
The Archbishop of Schlivo

But the Synod will be deliberating on the addition of voting positions.

+GEORGE
Metropolitan of Mead and All Brandy, Patriarch of All Fruit-Based Alchohols, Ecumenical Patriarch
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serb1389 said:
Just in case no one knew officially....I voted yes to all 3 new positions. 
AXOI!!! 

+SERB1389

And congradulations to all.   I look forward to many new days of drinking and bowing down to the lesser bowl - God. May the Great Distiller be with us! 
Well, that makes all elections unanimous without abstentions, but with conditional votes by +CHRIS of Mead and All-Beer requiring the elected hierarchs present themselves before the synod with the fruits of their respective Sees.
 
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In keeping with the general hierarchal good times.  I Lucifer the Black, Lord of Black light and all things obfuscated, humbly request on bended knee to be considered for the following title for review by the Synod of Spirits:  Bishop of Stouts and All 40-Ounce Malt Liquor, Rider of the 45 Colts, Bearer of the 10 Episcopal Rings, Keeper of the Ecumenical Bling!!

LTB
 

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Lucifer the Black said:
In keeping with the general hierarchal good times.  I Lucifer the Black, Lord of Black light and all things obfuscated, humbly request on bended knee to be considered for the following title for review by the Synod of Spirits:  Bishop of Stouts and All 40-Ounce Malt Liquor, Rider of the 45 Colts, Bearer of the 10 Episcopal Rings, Keeper of the Ecumenical Bling!!

LTB
register a yes vote for me
 

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Lucifer the Black said:
In keeping with the general hierarchal good times.  I Lucifer the Black, Lord of Black light and all things obfuscated, humbly request on bended knee to be considered for the following title for review by the Synod of Spirits:  Bishop of Stouts and All 40-Ounce Malt Liquor, Rider of the 45 Colts, Bearer of the 10 Episcopal Rings, Keeper of the Ecumenical Bling!!

LTB
And a yes vote for me.

So the voting tally for LTB's application:
+GIC: yes
+GEORGE: yes
non-entered:
+SERB1389
+CHRIS
+SS99

As stated earlier, the other elected members will have to wait for the Synod to deliberate who/how many more voting members there shall be on the Holy Synod.

+GEORGE
Metropolitan of Metaxa and All Brandy, Patriarch of all Fruit-Based Alchohols, Ecumenical Patriarch
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SouthSerb99 said:
Ah ha... so I see the size of the HC contingent seems to be growing!!!
Oh, don't let looks decieve you - we're exploding, not just growing ;)
 

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I say, any titles going for a port drinking English man, 'what'.
You know "God save the Queen, up the Empire" and all that.
And do remember to passe it to the left.
 

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Well, there is the Archbishopric of Port, who happens to be the Chartophylax of the Ecumenical Patriarch.  Are you requesting election to the see?
 

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Bloody brits...haha. 

Add another Yes for Lucifer the Black (AYE!)

I would also like to also be privy to the Ecumenical bling!!!  haha. 

I have a semi-technical question too.  Wouldn't SS99 be under my jurisdiction, especially pertaining to "all clear-based liquors" which would include vodka....this is for the synod to decide.  Isn't Metaxa a more cognac based liquor? 

And the turf war begins..haha.  Good luck cleveland!  haha
 

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serb1389 said:
I have a semi-technical question too.  Wouldn't SS99 be under my jurisdiction, especially pertaining to "all clear-based liquors" which would include vodka....this is for the synod to decide.  Isn't Metaxa a more cognac based liquor? 
Just typical of a Serbian interloper!  You must room with the overstepper of all bounds!  I call for an assembly of an Ecumenical Council to deal with 1389's interloping!!! :eek:
 

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Archbishop of Shlivo, Patriarch of All Vodkas & Defender Against All Overstepping!

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To His Inebriatedness, +GIC, Bishop of Bourbon, Vicar of the Great Distiller, Successor to the Prince of the Apprentices of the Great Distiller, Supreme Pontiff of All Alcohol, Patriarch of all Grain-Based Alcohols, Primate of Kentucky, Archbishop and Metropolitan of All Whisky, Sovereign of Loretto, and Servant of the Servants of the Great Distiller, Presiding Bishop of the Holy Synod of the Spirits.

With honor, by this letter, we would like to inform Your All-Holiness about the harmful situation of His Imbibedness, +SERB1389, Archbishop of Ouzo, Pope and Patriarch of All Similar Clear-Alchohols. With regret, I must inform you that His Imbibeness +Serb1389 is attempting to assert that the Archbishop of Shlivo, Patriarch of All Vodkas & Defender Against All Overstepping, Mt. Passout Serbia, submit to the jurisdiction of His Imbibedness +Serb1389.

As your All-Holiness is well aware, such decisions are never made upon unilateral declaration, and the very notion, treads the line of Schism. Further, it is well known that Schlivo, while clear at times can also be dark and clearly different in charachter from that of Ouzo, which is undoubtedly a splendid drink on its own.

It is also put suggested, that Archbishop of Shlivo, Patriarch of All Vodkas & Defender Against All Overstepping, Mt. Passout has already been subject to overstepping by His Holiness, Metropolitan of Metaxa and All Brandy, Overstepper of all bounds.+Cleveland; While we understand that you do share a rather close relationshop with these Holy interlopers, it is respectfully submitted that you ask His Imbibeness +Serb1389, to renounce all claims to jurisdiction to our Episcopy.

Remaining with deep gratitude and sincere admiration for You personally, we would like to ask for Your God-recognized confident paternal prayers and blessings, kissing Your holy inebriated right hand.

Archbishop of Shlivo, Patriarch of All Vodkas & Defender Against All Overstepping, Mt. Passout Serbia,
+SouthSerb99
 

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To His Inebriatedness, +GIC, Bishop of Bourbon, Vicar of the Great Distiller, Successor to the Prince of the Apprentices of the Great Distiller, Supreme Pontiff of All Alcohol, Patriarch of all Grain-Based Alcohols, Primate of Kentucky, Archbishop and Metropolitan of All Whisky, Sovereign of Loretto, and Servant of the Servants of the Great Distiller, Presiding Bishop of the Holy Synod of the Spirits.

To clerify my eparchial right, I believe the question was over Vodka, not Shlivo.  Clearly his Intoxicatedness has misunderstood my position on this matter.  Perhaps, it would suffice if he would be willing to become Locum Tenens of Vodka underneath my Omophorion, he would come to see the beauty of all which is clear-based alcohols, and recant his earlier attempts at outburst and indecorum. 

Ultimately, I humbly leave the matter to the discussion and decision of the synod. 

Respectfully,
+SERB1389  Archbishop of Ouzo, Pope and Patriarch of All Similar Clear-Alchohols

p.s.  Ej brate, Samo SLOGA Srbina Spasava...haha

 
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