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vamrat said:
Ok, I get it.  That's some pretty circular thinking there but I still got it.

Lucy in the sky + yo quiro taco bell = there are beetles in taco bell's beef.

Gotcha, Mr. Riddler.
 

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Just finished a nice cup of hot coffee, a good pipe of EMP, and sat out on my porch in a cool drizzle.  It was nice.
 

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I'm hoping the flu I have goes away, so I'll be well enough to go to church on Sunday and Monday. :)
 

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I was going to home school my kids, but I didn't like the teacher. :eek:
 

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I'm hoping the flu I have goes away, so I'll be well enough to go to church on Sunday and Monday. :)
Ugh, the flu stinks, get better soon!
 

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I've got three books--all of which I've enjoyed so far--sitting on my coffee table, and what am I doing? surfing the internet, endlessly refreshing, waisting away the night!  ::) :-\ ;D
 

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I have a confession to make. I'm 41, and I wear braces.
I am 41 and I do not, but I am very lucky.  I am the only one who never needed them.  My mother said it had something to do with being a big mouth.  I think it was an insult. :-[
 

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Kerdy said:
PeterTheAleut said:
I have a confession to make. I'm 41, and I wear braces.
I am 41 and I do not, but I am very lucky.  I am the only one who never needed them.  My mother said it had something to do with being a big mouth.  I think it was an insult. :-[
Just think of it as a large resonating oral chamber. ;D
 

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Here's an exotic shorthair kitten meowing at a persian cat


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct2eEsVsFvQ
 

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Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
 

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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
No.

Yes
 

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Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
 

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Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
 

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JamesR said:
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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
That's a pity. Olive oil could have come in handy.

To make delicious Greek meals of course
 

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JamesR said:
Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...

I think it's normal to be attracted to a good woman, but don't get carried away with it.  Oh, and you may want clean up your language.  That's a sure fire way to turn any lady off, even ones young enough for you.
 

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Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...
 

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A picture from my former home town. Fairly strong contrast to noisy streets of Helsinki.
 

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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?
 

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PeterTheAleut said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?
It's fine James. Ignore the obvious and not clever jokes or any sign for concern.

NBD.

You are just more open with people you probably ought not be about things most people just keep to themselves.
 

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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
When I was 21 I was infatuated with a 40 year old woman from New Zealand who had kids and was married to an adulterous pastor and who I'd never met. ... It's normal to be attracted to people. ;D
 

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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...
 

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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Nah.  I totally have a crush on Roza Shanina.
 

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I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...
Dude, that's totally a signal she's interested. There's one way to make sure: next time you go, compliment her on her technique. If she thanks you or otherwise responds well that means she's way into you, because if she's not into you and you complimented her like that she'd say something like "Wait, I don't want to mislead you, I don't want you to be my baby daddy." Go for it!
 

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Asteriktos said:
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I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...
Dude, that's totally a signal she's interested. There's one way to make sure: next time you go, compliment her on her technique. If she thanks you or otherwise responds well that means she's way into you, because if she's not into you and you complimented her like that she'd say something like "Wait, I don't want to mislead you, I don't want you to be my baby daddy." Go for it!
That, or she gives him a terrible hair cut. :D
 

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PeterTheAleut said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?
No, that would be weird. Why would I do that? "Hey mom, I'm attracted to this nice Greek lady who's your age because she's pretty, gives me food and is nice to me, is it normal? I have fantasies about marrying her?"

Peter, you are a wise elderly man, give me your insight.
 

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Achronos said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
I have fantasies with the lady who cuts my hair. Something about the way she rubs my head when washing my hair, and gently caressing my hair strands when styling it.

She just became single. Hmm to make a move or not...
Do it. Do it!!! Maybe older women are better after all.
 

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JamesR said:
PeterTheAleut said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Have you talked to your mother about this?
No, that would be weird. Why would I do that? "Hey mom, I'm attracted to this nice Greek lady who's your age because she's pretty, gives me food and is nice to me, is it normal? I have fantasies about marrying her?"

Peter, you are a wise elderly man, give me your insight.
I'm not wise, and I'm definitely not elderly. LOL! :laugh: I have been around the block enough times, though, to know that there are just some things that are better discussed with your parents, your psychologist, or your priest than with anonymous yahoos on an Internet discussion board.
 

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Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Kerdy said:
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Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
So, she dresses nice and wants to give you food but she doesn't work in a restaurant AND she is old enough to be your mom...

I think it's normal to be attracted to a good woman, but don't get carried away with it.  Oh, and you may want clean up your language.  That's a sure fire way to turn any lady off, even ones young enough for you.
James is into women, but I'm not sure he wants a lady.  8) And being of similar tongue to James, I think I've resigned myself to never getting anyone especially ladylike. I can't see myself in a serious relationship with someone I wouldn't feel comfortable cussing around.
 

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JamesR said:
Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
 

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SolEX01 said:
JamesR said:
Kerdy said:
JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
James is 16 and full of hormones. What do those hormones know?
 

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PeterTheAleut said:
SolEX01 said:
JamesR said:
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JamesR said:
Is it natural for me--a 16 year old boy--to have an undying crush and attraction toward a 30 year old woman at my Church who's always nice to me, offering me food and dressing attractively? I mean, I freaking have fantasies about marrying her...
Is she a hostess at Olive Garden?
What the hell? No, she's a 30 year old Greek woman who ironically has a daughter only 2 years younger than me that I am actually not as attracted to.
30 year old woman with 14 year old daughter.  I think the mother wants you to go out with her daughter.  The mother believes that you are a better person than her daughter's father.  You should ask where is the father of her daughter and ask about the relationship between the mother and her own father.  Chances are that you'll find some dysfunction between the mother and her own father and more dysfunction between the daughter and her father.  You don't want to be an idealized version of someone else.
James is 16 and full of hormones. What do those hormones know?
He has to learn his own lessons in life.  If he wants to be someone's idealized daddy, he should go for it.
 

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So does that mean I get both her and her daughter?

And for the record, let's just face it. If I can't find a woman who's comfortable with me using excessive profanity then I will never be fully comfortable and at ease around her.
 
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