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[Achronos]

I like mini-golf.

I would own you at putt putt

 

[Achronos]

Working 26+ hours straight drains a person.

Again...except this time I didn't drive home, my wife picked me up.  She loves me. ;D

So you are the guy monitoring fraud on my credit card all hours of the day?

 

[Achronos]

 

[Alpo]

Karl Johannes Nepomuk Josef Norbert Friedrich Antonius Wratislaw Mena Fürst zu Schwarzenberg. I have fallen in love. I wonder how long would it take to get Czech citizenship.

 

[Kerdy]

My first kilt arrived today and of course, the jokes began before I even finished getting it out of the package.

Man skirt (kilt)
Man purse (sporran)
:

 

[Apples]

If anyone wants to get into r/jerktalk on reddit I got connections, yo.

 

[That person]

I just got in today. Pretty decent place.

You go to r/Christianity at all? It's odd how strong the Orthodox presence is there.

 

[Apples]

I subscribe to it but never really post. Too librul for my liking.

 

[Achronos]

Reddit you say? Send me an invite.

I kind of avoided the place with such a dominant neckbeard atheist population.

 

[That person]

Just avoid most of the defaults, especially atheism and politics. There are a lot of really cool communities on there, like Christianity and circlejerk and their lovely offspring Sidehugs.

 

[Achronos]

Just avoid most of the defaults, especially atheism and politics. There are a lot of really cool communities on there, like Christianity and circlejerk and their lovely offspring Sidehugs.

Is that what I think this is?

 

[That person]

Well, that's where the name comes from. It's basically a parody of the default subs, which can be likened to a large group of people pleasuring each other and thinking about how awesome they all are.

 

[PeterTheAleut]

"They're here. They're not all that queer. But they will eat your cat."

My response to an article in the local newspaper about how coyotes have adapted so well to life in the urban jungle.

http://portlandtribune.com/sl/126704-coyotes-in-the-city%20

 

[LizaSymonenko]

Ha ha.  That's good.

We've got them, too.

 

[PeterTheAleut]

An excerpt from the article:

Two years ago, Colie’s friend’s cat went missing. Nelson’s tail and hind paw were found on someone else’s porch a few days later. They concluded it was the work of a coyote.

 

[augustin717]

Found this a while ago, but remembered it today:
"There was an old monk of Siberia
Whose life it grew drearier and drearier,
'Till he broke from his cell
With a Freudian yell
And eloped with the Mother Superior."

 

[Alpo]

According to statistics 1001 people joined the Finnish Orthodox Church last year. Not bad result at all. 8)

 

[Asteriktos]

It's been a while since I posted in this thread.

 

[Kerdy]

Enjoying some Peterson Irish Oak in a Petersons Aran with some coffee.

 

[augustin717]

I am a most wretched,  unworthy sinner.

 

[Asteriktos]

I am a most wretched,  unworthy sinner.

But are you the worst of sinners?

 

[orthonorm]

I am a most wretched,  unworthy sinner.

But are you the worst of sinners?

I gotta be close to the worst. No matter how much I try, I just have hard time doing so.

 

[vamrat]

One time I said that of all sinners I was chief...but then I remembered that pride is one of the seven naughty ones.

 

[augustin717]

I am a most wretched,  unworthy sinner.

But are you the worst of sinners?

The honor belongs to Paul the Apostle unfortunately.

 

[Arachne]

Using my googling skillz to help someone gave me the warm fuzzies. Again. ;D

 

[Hiwot]

I am a most wretched,  unworthy sinner.

But are you the worst of sinners?

The honor belongs to Paul the Apostle unfortunately.

ROFL! the things you say Augustin!

 

[Cyrillic]

I'm confused.

 

[Arachne]

Eternity scarves are great headcoverings for church. ;D

 

[Achronos]

Second night in a row I wake up in the middle of the night and can't fall back asleep.

 

[pmpn8rGPT]

I'm finally losing weight, I've lost four pounds this month, thanks JamesRottnek for the suggestion on how to eliminate snacking and thanks to the guy who recommended the "salad plate diet"

Glory to God

 

[Asteriktos]

Sounds good! I will refrain from eating another donut tonight in commemoration (seriously)

 

[PeterTheAleut]

WOW! The money some people will pay for a piece of whale barf! :laugh:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-finds-valuable-whale-vomit-english-beach-165619292.html

 

[pmpn8rGPT]

WOW! The money some people will pay for a piece of whale barf! :laugh:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-finds-valuable-whale-vomit-english-beach-165619292.html

They use it in perfume???
It looks like my sister is going to throw away all of her Christmas presents when I show her

 

[kurtismjohnson]

"If we allow women here, it will no longer be a place of silence..." - A (very) wise monk from Mt. Athos being interviewed by 60 Minutes

 

[Cyrillic]

Did anyone here ever take great amounts of McDonalds hamburgers (like 40 or something) plus some french fries to school to eat it in the break at ten in the morning with four or five friends?

 

[augustin717]

On the l

 

[Asteriktos]

Did anyone here ever take great amounts of McDonalds hamburgers (like 40 or something) plus some french fries to school to eat it in the break at ten in the morning with four or five friends?

No, though that sounds cool. And it also reminds me of a Salute Your Shorts episode.

 

[Cyrillic]

Did anyone here ever take great amounts of McDonalds hamburgers (like 40 or something) plus some french fries to school to eat it in the break at ten in the morning with four or five friends?

No, though that sounds cool.

It's quite nice. Some of the vegetarians were appalled, though.

 

[Kerdy]

On the l

Now, THIS is random.

 

[Asteriktos]

Did anyone here ever take great amounts of McDonalds hamburgers (like 40 or something) plus some french fries to school to eat it in the break at ten in the morning with four or five friends?

No, though that sounds cool.

It's quite nice. Some of the vegetarians were appalled, though.

Just tell them what St. Maximos (sorta) said: "Plants have souls as well ya know!" Yet I beat they eat plants!