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#32: Soy milk;

Or, as Lewis Black wants to call it, "Soy juice"... of course, he's right - once the phrase "soy juice" rolls off your tongue, your face automatically cringes and you get a gag reflex...
 

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Oh, #33 (although it should be much higher): Canada

"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States."

"The Canadians. They walk among us. William Shatner. Michael J. Fox. Monty Hall. Mike Meyers. Alex Trebek. All of them Canadians. All of them here."

"Think of your children pledging allegiance to the maple leaf. Mayonnaise on everything. Winter 11 months of the year. Anne Murray - all day, every day."
 

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#37: Also top 10 material: Near Beer (aka Non-Alchoholic Beer)
 

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That's like grape juice being used for communion! I didn't even know non-alcoholic beer existed, haha.
 

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Actually, in many churches in Alaska they do use grape juice instead of wine for communion because of the rampant problems with alchoholism in the eskimo culture... But that is an excersize in economy, not an acceptable practice across the board.
 

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It's actually not about what goes into the chalice, but what is still remaining outside the chalice for use the next week...
 

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#38: Internet Explorer

(I know all the fox-users here will agree with this one; and even the linux-nuts
 

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#41: The Chunnel

(Anything that tries to allow more access to France promotes worldwide terror).
 

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Yeah, I've heard of the notoriety of HC's walls :p

Dorms are breeding grounds for germs, anyway...I don't think I've been 100% health-wise since I arrived on campus!

 
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