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TheTrisagion said:
Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
 

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J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
Augustine has already been reported.

Fedora and trench coat? I apply for membership in a Communist party right away.
 

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Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
You've partaken in these behaviors then?
 

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J Michael said:
Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
You've partaken in these behaviors then?
I've danced once or twice.
 

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Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
You've partaken in these behaviors then?
I've danced once or twice.
What about...nvm.
 

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Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
You've partaken in these behaviors then?
I've danced once or twice.
Ahh....on the road to perdition where commies party day and night.
 

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hecma925 said:
Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
Cyrillic said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.
Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?
If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.
You've partaken in these behaviors then?
I've danced once or twice.
What about...nvm.
nvm happens later.  He's still a little young and naive for that.
 

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hecma925 said:
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hecma925 said:
Back hugs can be dangerous.
Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.
If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?
 

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J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
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hecma925 said:
Back hugs can be dangerous.
Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.
If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?
Before the local Soviet officials, I promise!
 

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Cyrillic said:
TheTrisagion said:
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hecma925 said:
Back hugs can be dangerous.
Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.
I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.
You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.
 

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hecma925 said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
Back hugs can be dangerous.
Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.
If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?
Before the local Soviet officials, I promise!
Excellent, Tovarich.  (And...watch your back.)
 

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hecma925 said:
Cyrillic said:
TheTrisagion said:
J Michael said:
hecma925 said:
Back hugs can be dangerous.
Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.
Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.
I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.
You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.
He obviously wasn't biting his tongue at the time.
 

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J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/hasenpfeffer
Add rabbit pieces, cover, and simmer gently until rabbit is tender, 1 ½–2 hours. Serve with boiled potatoes or noodles
Yum!
 

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hecma925 said:
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Eastern Mind said:
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/hasenpfeffer
Add rabbit pieces, cover, and simmer gently until rabbit is tender, 1 ½–2 hours. Serve with boiled potatoes or noodles
Yum!
What, no earwax?!?!?!?!?!  Is OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.
 

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orthonorm said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!
LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.
You know, the more I look at that picture, the more I think, "Those people just don't look like Americans."
 

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Eastern Mind said:
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Eastern Mind said:
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^
Wutz a "pokemon"?

You betcha, sweetiepie, I'd eat hasenpfefer in a minute!  Well, maybe a little bit longer, I try not to wolf down my wabbitz.
 

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Eastern Mind said:
J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^
Wutz a "pokemon"?
Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD
So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.
 

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Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.
 

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Achronos said:
Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.
Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.
 

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J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
J Michael said:
Eastern Mind said:
Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3
Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D
You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^
Wutz a "pokemon"?
Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD
So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.
 :laugh: More like:
1. School
2. Work
3. Church
4. Reading
5. Pokemon
6. Doctor Who
7. Doctor Who
8. Doctor Who
 

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hecma925 said:
Achronos said:
Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.
Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.
Our Achronos is an "interesting" young man.
 
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