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[Cyrillic]

Your avatar has a red background. How suspicious.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Your avatar has a red background. How suspicious.

Trust me, I'm safe.  There is blue and white in there as well.

 

[hecma925]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

 

[J Michael]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

 

[Cyrillic]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

 

[Alpo]

Augustine has already been reported.

Fedora and trench coat? I apply for membership in a Communist party right away.

 

[J Michael]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

 

[Cyrillic]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

 

[hecma925]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

What about...nvm.

 

[J Michael]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

Ahh....on the road to perdition where commies party day and night.

 

[J Michael]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

Why do you think the Soviet Union collapsed?

If you have to collapse anyhow that's the way to do it.

You've partaken in these behaviors then?

I've danced once or twice.

What about...nvm.

nvm happens later.  He's still a little young and naive for that.

 

[hecma925]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

 

[J Michael]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

 

[hecma925]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

 

[TheTrisagion]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

 

[J Michael]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?

 

[J Michael]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

Only for tongue biters.

 

[hecma925]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?

Before the local Soviet officials, I promise!

 

[Cyrillic]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.

 

[hecma925]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.

You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.

 

[J Michael]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

True, I wasn't wearing a Soviet uniform in front of a fire.  My mistake.

If you're going to do them, please do them correctly so as not to endanger yourself and risk becoming a burden to the Great Society of Endless Hope and Everlasting Change.  Thank you.

Questions?

Before the local Soviet officials, I promise!

Excellent, Tovarich.  (And...watch your back.)

 

[J Michael]

Back hugs can be dangerous.

Nah.  You've obviously not been doing them correctly.

Au contraire, they inevitably lead to fornication.

I've been on the receiving end of a back hug once but alas (or luckily), your statement proved to be false.

You had an angel watching over you.  Jesus was watching too BTW.

He obviously wasn't biting his tongue at the time.

 

[Eastern Mind]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

 

[J Michael]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

 

[hecma925]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/hasenpfeffer

Add rabbit pieces, cover, and simmer gently until rabbit is tender, 1 ½–2 hours. Serve with boiled potatoes or noodles

Yum!

 

[J Michael]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/hasenpfeffer

Add rabbit pieces, cover, and simmer gently until rabbit is tender, 1 ½–2 hours. Serve with boiled potatoes or noodles

Yum!

What, no earwax?!?!?!?!?!  Is OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[orthonorm]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.

 

[J Michael]

Good point.

Communists have nothing better to do than dancing, doing a little erotic choking, and giving a few back hugs.  All before a nice bonfire!

LOL! This is priceless! As perfect a caption as can be.

You know, the more I look at that picture, the more I think, "Those people just don't look like Americans."

 

[Eastern Mind]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

 

[J Michael]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

You betcha, sweetiepie, I'd eat hasenpfefer in a minute!  Well, maybe a little bit longer, I try not to wolf down my wabbitz.

 

[Eastern Mind]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

 

[J Michael]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.

 

[Cyrillic]

Women play video games??

 

[Achronos]

Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.

 

[hecma925]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

If I was a cartoon human, I would so eat a Pokemon rabbit.  Especially now.  I'm hungry.

 

[hecma925]

Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.

Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.

 

[J Michael]

Women play video games??

Pokemon is a video game?







Yes, I really am that old and isolated that I don't know what a pokemon is.  I live under a rock, remember?

 

[Achronos]

But your honor the butt came into contact with my hand first.

 

[Eastern Mind]

Bunnelby wants to say hi to everyone :3

Why, howdy, Hasenpfefer!!! ;D ;D

You'd eat a cute lil pokemon like Bunnelby?

He's so cute ^_^

Wutz a "pokemon"?

Pokemon is what I play when I'm not freaking out over exams xD

So, your life consists of a) playing Pokemon (whatever the * that is) or b) freaking out over exams.  Hmmm....Kinda sad, really.  Sounds like coming to this board was the right thing for you to do.  You know, to get a taste of real life and all.  Expand your horizons and all.

 :laugh: More like:
1. School
2. Work
3. Church
4. Reading
5. Pokemon
6. Doctor Who
7. Doctor Who
8. Doctor Who

 

[J Michael]

Hey ladies,

If you wear skin tight black yoga pants, and your butt is nice and round, please stop tempting me from slapping it hard with my hand.

Thank you.

I had the worst temptation this morning, it was begging me.

Tempted to commit sexual assault and battery?  My, do tell.

Our Achronos is an "interesting" young man.