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Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
 

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I'm not going to lie to you all: I'm pretty bored tonight.
It's 82F inside where I am, so I'm not bored, I'm hot.  But my windows are open, and there is a cool breeze blowing through the trees and their leaves.  That is not boring at all.  It is silence. 
Mor, you were born hot.  :-*
awwww internet bromance
 

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TheTrisagion said:
biro said:
TheTrisagion said:
Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
Sounds about right.  Just watch out what you street you turn on.  You may enter an, *ahem*, interesting bar.
 

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hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
biro said:
TheTrisagion said:
Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
Sounds about right.  Just watch out what you street you turn on.  You may enter an, *ahem*, interesting bar.
My hotel was a block off of Bourbon St. That there is a whole new breed of people.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
hecma925 said:
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biro said:
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Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
Sounds about right.  Just watch out what you street you turn on.  You may enter an, *ahem*, interesting bar.
My hotel was a block off of Bourbon St. That there is a whole new breed of people.
Wow, I stayed across the river and it was still weird.  I only explored a bit of Bourbon Street and the surrounding area while I was there.  It was a month after Mardi Gras and there was still trash everywhere....and hookers.  Oh, yeah and I was with my dad at the time.  So, awkward times when you're looking for some red beans and rice and walk into a live sex show place.
 

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hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
biro said:
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Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
Sounds about right.  Just watch out what you street you turn on.  You may enter an, *ahem*, interesting bar.
My hotel was a block off of Bourbon St. That there is a whole new breed of people.
Wow, I stayed across the river and it was still weird.  I only explored a bit of Bourbon Street and the surrounding area while I was there.  It was a month after Mardi Gras and there was still trash everywhere....and hookers.  Oh, yeah and I was with my dad at the time.  So, awkward times when you're looking for some red beans and rice and walk into a live sex show place.
It was an interesting stench of urine and beer intertwined with various body odors all brewed in an insufferably hot and humid environment.  I don't think I shall ever move there.
 

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TheTrisagion said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
hecma925 said:
TheTrisagion said:
biro said:
TheTrisagion said:
Within the last 24 hours, I was hit on by a male stripper and a female prostitute. I am anxious to see what the rest of the day holds for me.
I can't even get anyone to go to the movies. What am I doing wrong?  ???
I was in New Orleans. Nuff said.  :D
Sounds about right.  Just watch out what you street you turn on.  You may enter an, *ahem*, interesting bar.
My hotel was a block off of Bourbon St. That there is a whole new breed of people.
Wow, I stayed across the river and it was still weird.  I only explored a bit of Bourbon Street and the surrounding area while I was there.  It was a month after Mardi Gras and there was still trash everywhere....and hookers.  Oh, yeah and I was with my dad at the time.  So, awkward times when you're looking for some red beans and rice and walk into a live sex show place.
It was an interesting stench of urine and beer intertwined with various body odors all brewed in an insufferably hot and humid environment.  I don't think I shall ever move there.
I don't blame you.  I'm so glad, in hindsight, that I never got that shipyard job.
 

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I just finished a 12 hour day at work.....with so many problems i had 7 people with chat windows telling me to solve -their- problem


tomorrow promises to be similar...


maybe i need to reconsider monasticism.....i can sell candles to pay my student loan off....right?
 

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DeniseDenise said:
I just finished a 12 hour day at work.....with so many problems i had 7 people with chat windows telling me to solve -their- problem


tomorrow promises to be similar...


maybe i need to reconsider monasticism.....i can sell candles to pay my student loan off....right?
Do you work in IT? I was tempted to do a 12 hour shift tonight but laziness won out.
 

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kelly said:
DeniseDenise said:
I just finished a 12 hour day at work.....with so many problems i had 7 people with chat windows telling me to solve -their- problem


tomorrow promises to be similar...


maybe i need to reconsider monasticism.....i can sell candles to pay my student loan off....right?
Do you work in IT? I was tempted to do a 12 hour shift tonight but laziness won out.

in essence yes.....a very specialized version of that....

and this week the dreaded 'system upgrade' happened...and broke me....well things....and me.....
 

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DeniseDenise said:
I just finished a 12 hour day at work.....with so many problems i had 7 people with chat windows telling me to solve -their- problem


tomorrow promises to be similar...


maybe i need to reconsider monasticism.....i can sell candles to pay my student loan off....right?
It might take a good minute.  Sell some honey too.
 

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Apparently someone stole money out of my sister's car while she was watching her daughter's softball game.  :mad:
 

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I hope both softball teams find that somebody and beat him with bats and softballs.
 

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Rambam's new avatar is scary. WFB is looking at you as if you just told him you drove over his cat.
 

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My avatar has disappeared from my home page/the forum index page. Odd.
 

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What a relief! I can see it too in threads, just not up at the top of the page next to my screen name and how long I've been logged in. In fact, it's not even displaying how long I've been logged in anymore. It just says: Hello ZealousZeal.
 

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Not to mention how uncomplexed they were towards things like love and eros in the early church. After all, if you read the Bible for what it is in itself, you realize that it has nothing to do with most of what people have created in parallel (claiming it is "in The Bible").
 

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I think music like Barry White's should mention that it's only for women (or gay people).
 

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ZealousZeal said:
What a relief! I can see it too in threads, just not up at the top of the page next to my screen name and how long I've been logged in. In fact, it's not even displaying how long I've been logged in anymore. It just says: Hello ZealousZeal.
There's a square button on the upper right of the index page, next to the date and time, and below the words "Simple Machines Forum". Clicking on it will maximize or minimize that section which includes your avatar and time logged on.  :)
 

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IoanC said:
I think music like Barry White's should mention that it's only for women (or gay people).
Did you accidentally listen to him?  Drawn in by his voice? :D
 

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LBK said:
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What a relief! I can see it too in threads, just not up at the top of the page next to my screen name and how long I've been logged in. In fact, it's not even displaying how long I've been logged in anymore. It just says: Hello ZealousZeal.
There's a square button on the upper right of the index page, next to the date and time, and below the words "Simple Machines Forum". Clicking on it will maximize or minimize that section which includes your avatar and time logged on.  :)
Success!! Thank you.  :)
 

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I will be chrismated on Pentecost.
Congratulations! Make sure you have lots of pictures taken and share them with us!
 

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I just realized that ill be missing my parish's slava because ill be in pittsburgh the wrong week
 

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Is there ever a wrong time to be in Pittsburgh, really?  :p  :angel:
 

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Is there ever a wrong time to be in Pittsburgh, really?  :p  :angel:
considering im missing my church slava by one week, yup :p
 

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It seems to me that the problem is not being in Pittsburgh at the wrong time, but rather not being in Pittsburgh enough of the time. Solution: move to the 'Burgh!  :angel:
 

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Justin Kissel said:
It seems to me that the problem is not being in Pittsburgh at the wrong time, but rather not being in Pittsburgh enough of the time. Solution: move to the 'Burgh!  :angel:
When are you going to then? Really, not much there other than overpriced and mediocre food and Steeler swag.

The people are friendly and the drivers friendlier, but that is about it.
 

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Justin Kissel said:
I would never live in a city that large.
It's hard to describe as a city. It more a collection of strip malls cut into a few large hills. Oh, bridges.

But truly some of the friendliest people I've ever seen outside the south.
 

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I had such a great day planting beautiful flowers with my mom.
 
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