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Ahhh... that felt good!
The irony is delicious.Geh said:I'm tired of suffering amongst people that think they are so absolutely right.
birds of a feather...Geh said:I'm tired of suffering amongst people that think they are so absolutely right.
I feel your pain. Crawling littles always seem to end up in the most inconvenient of places.Porter ODoran said:Seven-month-old is crawling, just as we're about to pack a truck and move. Let's hope nobody steps on her!
Kennel. Problem solved.therovingmethodist said:That's why kids bug me. They are small and fast and trip you up.
Adorable.vamrat said:Kennel. Problem solved.therovingmethodist said:That's why kids bug me. They are small and fast and trip you up.
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She is so cute!! I love her cheeks. And holding a book- a scholar!Porter ODoran said:And here she is between bouts of mischief.
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Hahaha!Mor Ephrem said:Is that Anchored in God by Constantine Cavarnos? Cute and pious!
It's Jenna Marbles, isn't it. Showing up at her front door is always preferable.Justin Kissel said:I have a cyber crush on someone who is sort of a minor cyber celebrity, and I want to take things to the next level (ie., her being aware of my existence). Should I contact her on facebook or youtube? On which of those sites would my gentlemanly overtures seem most non-creepy?
Ew, noTheTrisagion said:It's Jenna Marbles, isn't it. Showing up at her front door is always preferable.Justin Kissel said:I have a cyber crush on someone who is sort of a minor cyber celebrity, and I want to take things to the next level (ie., her being aware of my existence). Should I contact her on facebook or youtube? On which of those sites would my gentlemanly overtures seem most non-creepy?
In order for me to give proper advice on this sensitive issue, it is vital that you provide us with her identity. No internet advice can be sound unless it is preceded by a good amount of cyber stalking.Justin Kissel said:Ew, noTheTrisagion said:It's Jenna Marbles, isn't it. Showing up at her front door is always preferable.Justin Kissel said:I have a cyber crush on someone who is sort of a minor cyber celebrity, and I want to take things to the next level (ie., her being aware of my existence). Should I contact her on facebook or youtube? On which of those sites would my gentlemanly overtures seem most non-creepy?![]()
Besides, I said a minor cyber celeb... she has 100k subscribers, not 13.3 million like that... that... that woman in the pic.
Is this the gentlemanly overture you're asking us where to put?Justin Kissel said:Yes, her hair is a fiery red, like the furnace of love kindled and now growing in my heart. Her skin is lovely, her face the shape of perfection. She is as guileless as a newborn lamb, as sweet as sugar, and as honest as a newly-fallen snow on an early Pennsylvania morning. She carries many things in her purse, like mustard packets, two ipods, ear plugs, a mini tennis shoe, and three types of hand lotion--but do not let this mislead you! Never! She merely likes to be prepared. She has a most lovely voice, like an echoing wind swirling through a deep cavern, bewitching the creatures that lurk therein, and putting them into a deep slumber of peace. But for me it is not so, but rather, behold: her soft, sweet voice raises in me the strongest fury of innocent, pure, passionate desire. And like the sad and decaying leaves smashed underfoot in the forest of my heart, so do I feel when a video of hers comes to an end. The sadness, the depression! I must see if, perchance, something can come of this connection I feel between us. I also think she's pretty.
Oh no no no! That is just a rough pittance of what I want to say, and was just off the top of my head. That which I will send to her will be much more polished, more florid in language, sweeter in tone, filled with many more metaphors, and giving a much fuller expression to the emotions welling up in my soul, perhaps even bordering on exaggeration (but I do not want to come on too strong, so I will remain as restrained as I can!)Porter ODoran said:Is this the gentlemanly overture you're asking us where to put?
Her name is not Laura, but I did a Google image search just to make sure, thinking perhaps that she was using a pseudonym on youtube (there are some real perverts out there you know). But no, it is not her.therovingmethodist said:Is it Laura Cummings?
Wait, wat? ??? No! I had to Google her (also), and she looks like she's maybe 15? The heavenly blessed beauty that I am talking about is my age.therovingmethodist said:Acacia Brinley Clark?
Oh... .TheTrisagion said:I figured that since you use your real name here, you probably do on youtube as well, so I searched you there, found your playlist, saw the red head and recalled you had posted about ASMR on here previously. Also, in your post, you mentioned items in her purse which was one of her recent videos thereby confirming the identity. I then facebooked her and saw where she was from and that she had not posted since 2012 also noticing that you had liked her on facebook.
The process took about 3-4 minutes.
Ok, after a frantic time checking my playlists at youtube, it appears that there are no overly embarrassing vids that you could have seen that I had watched. *wipes forehead* If I am wrong please let me know so that I canJustin Kissel said:Oh... .TheTrisagion said:I figured that since you use your real name here, you probably do on youtube as well, so I searched you there, found your playlist, saw the red head and recalled you had posted about ASMR on here previously. Also, in your post, you mentioned items in her purse which was one of her recent videos thereby confirming the identity. I then facebooked her and saw where she was from and that she had not posted since 2012 also noticing that you had liked her on facebook.
The process took about 3-4 minutes.
Well played. I'm too new around here to be sure about much, but I thought you were being mostly ironic.Justin Kissel said:For those who haven't read through the orthonorm dating relationship thread (or, maybe, moreso for those who have and were confused by it), no, I'm not being serious about the question. I do find her attractive, but I was just joking, and I tried to be as over the top as I could be about it because of that. (though of course I'd gladly ask her out if she lived in my town)
LOL!TheTrisagion said:I figured that since you use your real name here, you probably do on youtube as well, so I searched you there, found your playlist, saw the red head and recalled you had posted about ASMR on here previously. Also, in your post, you mentioned items in her purse which was one of her recent videos thereby confirming the identity. I then facebooked her and saw where she was from and that she had not posted since 2012 also noticing that you had liked her on facebook.
The process took about 3-4 minutes.