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There are lots of icons of monastics being crucified.

Here is an explanation
https://iconreader.wordpress.com/2012/02/24/the-crucified-monk-icon-of-the-monastic-life
 

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Flight canceled, lost my spot in the monastery (because there is a year long waiting list and others were behind me) have to look for a different monastery now........ Such is life. I put my trust in God that He knows what's best for me.
Wow, they couldn't even wait for you to catch a later flight? But as you say, it's all in God's hands.
 

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Jonathan Gress said:
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Flight canceled, lost my spot in the monastery (because there is a year long waiting list and others were behind me) have to look for a different monastery now........ Such is life. I put my trust in God that He knows what's best for me.
Wow, they couldn't even wait for you to catch a later flight? But as you say, it's all in God's hands.
All monasteries are different and all have different rules. I guess that one wasn't meant to be and I am okay with that.
 

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You can come to my monastery.  Your obedience will be to prayerfully remove all cat pictures off the internet.  It will be hard and painful for your soul, but so is purification.
 

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You can come to my monastery.  Your obedience will be to prayerfully remove all cat pictures off the internet.  It will be hard and painful for your soul, but so is purification.
If you try to remove all cats from the internet it will implode and create a black hole leading to the Cat Eye Nebula.
 

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Peacemaker said:
hecma925 said:
You can come to my monastery.  Your obedience will be to prayerfully remove all cat pictures off the internet.  It will be hard and painful for your soul, but so is purification.
If you try to remove all cats from the internet it will implode and create a black hole leading to the Cat Eye Nebula.
I assume by "cats" we mean something else, at least if we're talking about what really dominates Internet traffic.
 

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Jonathan Gress said:
Peacemaker said:
hecma925 said:
You can come to my monastery.  Your obedience will be to prayerfully remove all cat pictures off the internet.  It will be hard and painful for your soul, but so is purification.
If you try to remove all cats from the internet it will implode and create a black hole leading to the Cat Eye Nebula.
I assume by "cats" we mean something else, at least if we're talking about what really dominates Internet traffic.
We are talking about cats, as in
 

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Peacemaker said:
Jonathan Gress said:
Peacemaker said:
hecma925 said:
You can come to my monastery.  Your obedience will be to prayerfully remove all cat pictures off the internet.  It will be hard and painful for your soul, but so is purification.
If you try to remove all cats from the internet it will implode and create a black hole leading to the Cat Eye Nebula.
I assume by "cats" we mean something else, at least if we're talking about what really dominates Internet traffic.
We are talking about cats, as in
Well in that case I think the Internet would survive their extermination. ;)
 

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And porn.  89.3% of all internet traffic relates to these two topics.
Shhhh! There are kids in the room...
Cat porn, yes we know. The internet is 95% cats and cat porn related topics.

Scarred for life, thx
Oh come on, you know that isn't how cats do the deed.
 

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Peacemaker said:
Jonathan Gress said:
Peacemaker said:
Jonathan Gress said:
hecma925 said:
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And porn.  89.3% of all internet traffic relates to these two topics.
Shhhh! There are kids in the room...
Cat porn, yes we know. The internet is 95% cats and cat porn related topics.

Scarred for life, thx
Oh come on, you know that isn't how cats do the deed.
Exactly. You weren't satisfied with showing the vanilla stuff, you had to make me look at feline sodomy.
 

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Peacemaker said:
Oh come on, you know that isn't how cats do the deed.
Must be one of those exotic positions they show in the Catasutra...
 

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I looked up bar stools on the walmart website about 10 minutes ago. Now I keep seeing ads for walmart bar stools at other websites (e.g., deviantart). The World Wide Googlez in 2015.
 

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Confucius say, man having potty mouth will soon find is having potty home.
 

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I really do limit myself to the number of threads I read - the number I follow carefully is even smaller. But I've noticed that "neophyte" has suddenly begin appearing. Must be the OC.net word of the month  :).
 

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The neophysitic innovation! Someone call an oc.net council to address this! :p  ;D
 
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