9,944 happy posting members,

Then Mr. Y realizes

that I've skipped his numbering on purpose,

9,943 happy posting members on the wall.

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9,944 happy posting members,

Then Mr. Y realizes

that I've skipped his numbering on purpose,

9,943 happy posting members on the wall.

Bingo!scamandrius said:maybe it's not cool, but the smug sense of accomplishment in the face of idiots is definitely a positive.

9,943 smug grammar nerds,

Then one gives birth,

And won't act smug to her child,

9,942 smug grammar nerds on the wall.

9,942 people,

Then a couple of posters start sort of talking about each other in a song,

9,940 people talking directly to each other.

9,940 night time feedings

baby finally goes back to sleep after two hours of screaming

9,939 night time feedings on the wall

9,939 paintings,

Then "The Scream" has a soothing cup of tea and decides everything is okay after all, and no one really likes it much anymore, so they take it down,

9,938 paintings on the wall.

9,938 Klingons,

Worf gets recalled by the Klingon High Coucil,

And I'm really not a trekkie,

9,937 Klingons in Starfleet.

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I saw a big STAR TREK logo (a big one) on the headstone of a grave once. I was stunned (not killed).

Their filming the nxt Star Trek Movie bout 15 miles from me...

8 CNN YouTube Debaters on the wall...

8 CNN YouTube Debaters on the wall...

9,937 really bad videos,

One of them gets taken off the web,

Because it was really lame and stupid,

9,936 really bad videos on YouTube.

Hello,

I think it is great that we set a record on Tuesday!

Go, Team, Go!

I think it is great that we set a record on Tuesday!

Go, Team, Go!

9,936 records,

One of them is broken,

But that's okay because it was Frankie Valli,

9,935 records on the wall.

9,935 books,

Someone checks one out,

And because they are inconsiderate of others refuses to return it,

9,934 books in the library.

9,924 libraries,

One is torn down to make room for a Costco,

9,923 libraries in the state.

9,923 Costco's,

Zoning decides that that is way too many,

9,922 Costco's in town.

9,923 square feet,

Builder made a mathematical mistake,

9,922 square feet in this Costco.

9,934 number sequences,

But we get off track,

because Mr. Y doesn't pick the next number in the sequence,

9,924 number sequences in this thread.

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ROFLcleveland said:

9,934 number sequences,

But we get off track,

because Mr. Y doesn't pick the next number in the sequence,

9,924 number sequences in this thread.

9,933 degrees held by Mr. Y,

He gets off track because math ain't one of them,

9,932 degrees held by Mr. Y on the wall

:laugh:

I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:ozgeorge said:ROFL

x=0y+3

2207x+y=z

3y+1=z

9,931=z on the wall.

Are we solving for y?ytterbiumanalyst said:I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3

2207x+y=z

3y+1=z

9,931=z on the wall.

;D

LOLEbor said:Are we solving for y?

;D

10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer on the wall,

10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer,

Take 10^0 down,

Pass it around,

10^3.996949248495381175903168510596 bottles of beer on the wall.

9,930 math nerds,

10^0 of them realize that being a math nerd isn't as cool as being a grammar nerd,

9,929 math nerds on the wall.

Well, you may not have a degree in it but it sure looks impressive.ytterbiumanalyst said:I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3

2207x+y=z

3y+1=z

9,931=z on the wall.

9,929 bottles of beer,

Take one down,

pass it around,

9,928 bottles of Sam Adams Winter Lager on the wall.

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we can all tell what cleveland drank last...lol.

ytterbiumanalyst said:I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3

2207x+y=z

3y+1=z

9,931=z on the wall.

That means A = B and:

Since A = A:

Subtract equation 1 from equation 2:

Factor both sides of the equation:

Then divide both sides by (A - B):

And subtract A from both sides:

Since B = 1:

Now let's have some fun!

Winston Church has 1 head, but multiply head by each side and 1 Head = 0 Heads. Likewise, if Churchill has 0 leafy tops, multiply Leafy Top to each side of the equation and 1 Leafy Top = 0 Leafy Tops.

Now, multiply both sides of the equation by 2, so 2 = 0. Since Churchill has 2 arms and legs, our equation shows: 2 Arms = 0 Arms and 2 Legs = 0 Legs.

Now, multiply both sides by Churchill's waist size. We see that Churchill's Waist Size = 0. Churchill has no waith size and tapers to a point.

Now, multiply both sides by the wavelengths of all the different photons coming out of him. Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 0. If we then multiply by 640 nanometers (wavelength of the color orange) - Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 640. That means any photon coming from Churchill is orange.

Now let's take it all in - Church has no head, but a leafy top. He has no arms and legs and tapers to a point. Churchill is also orange. Churchill is mathematically a carrot!!

Winston Churchill!

9,928 Prime Ministers,

One discovers that he is really a carrot,

9,927 Prime Ministers on the wall.

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Moo.

Cow.

9,927 cows in the barn,

9,927 cows,

Farmer John wants steak tonight,

9,926 cows in the barn.

9,927 cows,

Farmer John wants steak tonight,

9,926 cows in the barn.

9,926 cows,

If one of those cows I happen to eat,

9,925 cows in the field.

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]

What can I say - great minds think alike. ;Dytterbiumanalyst said:[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]

9,925 gallons of milk,

I'm really thirsty so I have some to drink,

9,924 gallons of milk pumped today.

I was just thinking the same thing!Athanasios said:What can I say - great minds think alike. ;D

9,924 posts,

Then someone realizes that we're back to the number that we were at after Mr. Y skipped a bunch last time,

And they happen to delete one of the superfluous posts,

9,923 posts on the wall.

9,923 people,

Then someone gets the bright idea to move,

9,922 people in the town.

9,922 rounds,

Then I type out this one and suddenly there are

9,921 rounds left in this song.

9,921 possible verses,

Oh shoot, now I've gone

and used this idea up,

9,920 possible verses for this song.