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9,944 happy posting members on the wall,
9,944 happy posting members,
Then Mr. Y realizes
that I've skipped his numbering on purpose,
9,943 happy posting members on the wall.  ;)
 

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9,943 smug grammar nerds on the wall,
9,943 smug grammar nerds,
Then one gives birth,
And won't act smug to her child,
9,942 smug grammar nerds on the wall.
 

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9,942 people talking directly to each other,
9,942 people,
Then a couple of posters start sort of talking about each other in a song,
9,940 people talking directly to each other.
 

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9,940 night time feedings on the wall
9,940 night time feedings
baby finally goes back to sleep after two hours of screaming
9,939 night time feedings on the wall
 

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9,939 paintings,
Then "The Scream" has a soothing cup of tea and decides everything is okay after all, and no one really likes it much anymore, so they take it down,
9,938 paintings on the wall.
 

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9,938 Klingons in Starfleet
9,938 Klingons,
Worf gets recalled by the Klingon High Coucil,
And I'm really not a trekkie,
9,937 Klingons in Starfleet.
 

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I saw a big STAR TREK logo (a big one) on the headstone of a grave once.  I was stunned (not killed).
 

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9,937 really bad videos on YouTube,
9,937 really bad videos,
One of them gets taken off the web,
Because it was really lame and stupid,
9,936 really bad videos on YouTube.
 

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9,935 books in the library,
9,935 books,
Someone checks one out,
And because they are inconsiderate of others refuses to return it,
9,934 books in the library.
 

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9,934 Number sequences in this thread,
9,934 number sequences,
But we get off track,
because Mr. Y doesn't pick the next number in the sequence,
9,924 number sequences in this thread.
 

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9,933 degrees held by Mr. Y on the wall,
9,933 degrees held by Mr. Y,
He gets off track because math ain't one of them,
9,932 degrees held by Mr. Y on the wall

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ytterbiumanalyst said:
I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3
2207x+y=z
3y+1=z
9,931=z on the wall.
Are we solving for y?

;D

 

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Ebor said:
Are we solving for y?

;D 
LOL

10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer on the wall,
10^3.9969929818907057061290604809864 bottles of beer,
Take 10^0 down,
Pass it around,
10^3.996949248495381175903168510596 bottles of beer on the wall.
 

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9,930 math nerds on the wall,
9,930 math nerds,
10^0 of them realize that being a math nerd isn't as cool as being a grammar nerd,
9,929 math nerds on the wall.
 

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ytterbiumanalyst said:
I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3
2207x+y=z
3y+1=z
9,931=z on the wall.
Well, you may not have a degree in it but it sure looks impressive.  ;) 
 

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9,929 bottles of Sam Adams Winter Lager on the wall,
9,929 bottles of beer,
Take one down,
pass it around,
9,928 bottles of Sam Adams Winter Lager on the wall.
 

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Hello,

ytterbiumanalyst said:
I did, didn't I? Oh, well, I apologise for that, but I think you'll find this a bit more interesting:

x=0y+3
2207x+y=z
3y+1=z
9,931=z on the wall.


Let A = 1 and B = 1

That means A = B and:

B^2 = AB (eq. 1)

Since A = A:

A^2 = A^2 (eq. 2)

Subtract equation 1 from equation 2:

A^2 - B^2 = A^2 - AB (eq. 3)

Factor both sides of the equation:

(A - B)(A + B) = A(A - B) (eq. 4)

Then divide both sides by (A - B):

A + B = A (eq. 5)

And subtract A from both sides:

B = 0 (eq. 6)

Since B = 1:

1 = 0 (eq. 7)



Now let's have some fun!

Winston Church has 1 head, but multiply head by each side and 1 Head = 0 Heads. Likewise, if Churchill has 0 leafy tops, multiply Leafy Top to each side of the equation and 1 Leafy Top = 0 Leafy Tops.

Now, multiply both sides of the equation by 2, so 2 = 0. Since Churchill has 2 arms and legs, our equation shows: 2 Arms = 0 Arms and 2 Legs = 0 Legs.

Now, multiply both sides by Churchill's waist size. We see that Churchill's Waist Size = 0. Churchill has no waith size and tapers to a point.

Now, multiply both sides by the wavelengths of all the different photons coming out of him. Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 0. If we then multiply by 640 nanometers (wavelength of the color orange) - Churchill's Photon Wavelengths = 640. That means any photon coming from Churchill is orange.


Now let's take it all in - Church has no head, but a leafy top. He has no arms and legs and tapers to a point. Churchill is also orange. Churchill is mathematically a carrot!!



Winston Churchill!







 

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9,926 cows in the field,
9,926 cows,
If one of those cows I happen to eat,
9,925 cows in the field.

[edit: modified because Athanasios had the same idea]
 

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9,924 posts on the wall,
9,924 posts,
Then someone realizes that we're back to the number that we were at after Mr. Y skipped a bunch last time,
And they happen to delete one of the superfluous posts,
9,923 posts on the wall.
 

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9,921 Possible verses for this song,
9,921 possible verses,
Oh shoot, now I've gone
and used this idea up,
9,920 possible verses for this song.
 
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