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[Athanasios]

many

 

[Athanasios]

more

 

[Athanasios]

Hello

 

[Athanasios]

December!

 

[Athanasios]

Hello,

725 posts for November 30!

8420 total posts for November!

 

[Athanasios]

Hello,

month of my birth, ok you win!

Do I get a special prize?  ;D

 

[Athanasios]

Hello,

O.K. - so where were we in our bottles of beer count?

 

[Athanasios]

9,905 drops of oil in my engine,
9,905 drops of oil,
My main seal gets worn down and starts to leak like a sieve,
9,904 drops of oil in my engine.

 

[Rastaman]

Chocolate Milk!

 

[Ian Lazarus]

9, 904 Workers at Wanka's
9, 904 Workers.
But one of the Oompas
Is alergic to Chocolate
9,903 workers at Wanka's

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,903 posts in December,
9,903 posts,
Okay, maybe that goal isn't realistic,
9,902 posts in December.

 

[Fr. George]

9,902 posts in December,
9,902 posts,
Then Mr Y is told by Cleveland that for the last 19 days we were on a 358+ posts per day average,
Which would translate into over 11,000 posts for December, so he deletes his old post,
9,901 posts in December.

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

99.01 hundreds of rounds left in this song,
99.01 hundreds of rounds,
Another post, another round,
99 hundreds of posts left in this song!

 

[ozgeorge]

9900 useless facts in my head,
9900 useless facts.
This post here
is the most useful of them,
9899 useless facts in my head.

 

[Ian Lazarus]

What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze.

 

[Fr. George]

What are some good names for Jams?  I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze. 

I think Smuckers is a great name!

Hmmm.  Greaves is one we purchase whenever we're in Niagra-on-the-Lake.

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

In these here hills we have a company called Hallam's that makes some great jam.

 

[Ian Lazarus]

Hmm...something homey, warm, fuzzy and appetizing.  So I guess "Painful Rectal Itch" is out.  though nowadays, I can see it being very popular with...some people.

Actually there's a blend made in Huntsville that's made for the smokhouse out there that's prety good.

 

[Ian Lazarus]

I can imagine the commercial now.

"When I get out of bed in the morning, nothing is better than a mouthful of Painfull Rectal Itch" ;D

 

[EofK]

I don't know, but smuckers sounds like a guy who whillst trying to kiss his wife had to sneeze.

LOL!

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

9,899 jars of jam on the wall,
9,899 jars of jam,
If one of those jars I happen to eat, and then recycle,
9,898 jars of jam on the wall.

 

[serb1389]

what I want to know is how we started with 10,000....isn't that a little ambitious?  Did we ever finish 99 beers? 

 

[ytterbiumanalyst]

On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

 

[Ebor]

On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

"Drink up, me hearties. Yo HO!"

 

[Rastaman]

On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

And in some cases, obvious.

 

[EofK]

On this thread, all of us have finished 99 beers. It's a requirement. ;D

Total or in one sitting?  I'm afraid I'm a lightweight in the beer-guzzling department. 

 

[EofK]

"Drink up, me hearties. Yo HO!"

 

[Fr. George]

what I want to know is how we started with 10,000....isn't that a little ambitious?  Did we ever finish 99 beers? 

The first time we finished more than 99 (we had started at 80 or something and cycled twice through).  Look, when a thread has lofty accomplishments like this one, you've gotta set goals that reflect its stature.

 

[Fr. George]

9,898 BCS complainers on the wall,
9,898 BCS complainers,
Then one of their teams unexpectedly ends up in the Championship game,
And they become a triumphalist,
9,897 BCS complainers on the wall.

 

[EofK]

9,897 boxes of tea in the cupboard
9,897 boxes of tea
Mr. Y sets the kettle on to boil
9,896 boxes of tea in the cupboard

 

[Ian Lazarus]

9,897 Rockets Fans in da house,

9,897 Rockets fans,

They lean to much on Yao and T-mac,

They loose their last two and 9,798 leave the stands

99 true rockets fans in da house!

 

[Fr. George]

9,896 bottles of beer on the wall,
9,896 bottles of beer,
take one down
pass it around,
9,895 bottles of beer on the wall.

 

[Athanasios]

9,895 lofty idealists in politics,
9,895 lofty idealists,
Then one becomes a corrupt cynic,
9,894 lofty idealists in politics.

 

[Fr. George]

9.894 liars in politics,
9,894 liars,
Then one begins
to call himself a liar,
9,893 liars in politics.

 

[Athanasios]

9.893 days until Christmas 2034,
9,893 days,
But look, it's no longer yesterday but today,
9,892 days until Christmas 2034.

 

[Fr. George]

9,892 people with too much time on their hands,
9,892 people,
Then one person decides
he doesn't want to calculate days till Christmas 2034
9,891 people with too much time on their hands.

 

[Athanasios]

9,891 people who are jealous of my talents,
9,891 people,
Then one person decides
he is going to go into denial,
9,890 people who are jealous of my talents.

;D

 

[Fr. George]

9,890 people who might be jealous of Athanasios,
9,890 people,
Then one of them realizes
He has over 10 times the number of posts of Athanasios,
9,889 people who might be jealous of Athanasios.

olice:

 

[Athanasios]

9,889 ways to bring me back to reality,
9,889 ways,
Then I catch the glimmer of the lights of the Christmas tree
And my heart isn't so saddened by my woeful inadequacy,
9,888 ways to bring me back to reality.

:'(

 

[Ian Lazarus]

9889 buffalo on the plains,
9889 buffalo,
Then the dumb one trys to fly,
and the other one's laugh,
9888 buffalo on the plains.