Schlock Orthoproducts

[hecma925]

Imagine the journey he had to make to be with us today.

 

[Stinky]

Why is the poo emoji so happy looking?

He's proud of his Hair-doo

 

[Dominika]

Orthodox Prayer Pillows

Source

 

[hecma925]

I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep: for thou, Lord, only makest me dwell in safety.

 

[augustin717]

Is there a sex side to those pillows? Like “side up when having canonical intercourse”.

 

[hecma925]

Probably put them away after covering up any icons on the walls.

 

[Asteriktos]

Not an Orthoproduct, but...

The Amazon page says of the author that he "has been a practicing shaman for over 30 years and is a leading authority on Celtic traditions, Grail and Arthurian legends, and the tarot. He is the author of a number of successful divinatory systems based on early spiritual beliefs and has acted as an advisor on several motion pictures, including Jerry Bruckheimer’s King Arthur."

 

[Alpo2]

Usually when anyone anywhere mentions “Celtic” it should actually say “New Age”.

 

[Richmond]

Or says "quantum" anything without any equations

 

[Dominika]

See the cathapetasma (the curtain) in the royal doors