The Spirits of God

[homedad76]

Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.

 
oh trust me many humans communicate the same way

 

[Mor Ephrem]

Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.

 
oh trust me many humans communicate the same way

And therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.

We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.

St Augustine, City of God, 14.24

 

[hecma925]

And therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.

We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.

St Augustine, City of God, 14.24

Forgive me, I thought you were joking.  Oh St. Augustine, you rascal!

 

[minasoliman]

Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.

 
oh trust me many humans communicate the same way

And therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.

We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.

St Augustine, City of God, 14.24

LOL!!!

 

[TheTrisagion]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

 

[minasoliman]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

God told him never to disclose such capabilities.

 

[methodius]

....tomorrow a 'clairvoyant.....'
Is that a foretelling

 

[methodius]

a 'Metropolitan' is something to do with City+suburbs, isn't it???

 

[methodius]

perhaps our unearthly visitor is trying to levi-tate himself with his flattus?

 

[hecma925]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.  Or any classical music, really.
http://youtu.be/SFLw8aH-M2w

Warning: lots of farts.

 

[LBK]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. 

... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[hecma925]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. 

... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

No fireworks, please.

 

[Gebre Menfes Kidus]

What else can you do?

Obey all the commandments of Jesus the Christ.

If you are able to obey all the commandments of Jesus Christ, then I ask the moderators to turn this entire forum over to you so that you can teach us all how to do the same. (Sorry for the sarcasm, but I am wary of anyone who claims to be perfectly obedient to all of Our Lord's commands. I've never heard any Saint make that claim. But more power to you if you have indeed attained theosis.)


Selam

 

[methodius]

but theosis is an eternal pursuit, is it not?

 

[Gebre Menfes Kidus]

The doctrine that I adhere too and live by is the doctrine of Jesus Christ. I am of no denomination or any Christian organization on this earth. I am not from this world.

Stephen Levi and Sun Ra!



Selam

 

[PeterTheAleut]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. 

... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow? 

 

[walter1234]

According to my experience, It seems that Stephen come from Charismatic Church.

As what I know, some extreme Charismatic Christians like to claim that they can hear the voice of Holy Spirit and see the pictures/ visions all the time. They always tell people Holy Spirit guide them to do this, or order them not to do something. They always claim that they will not take any actions without the instruction of Holy Spirit, even just a small incident. (Give a image to themselves and others that they are very spiritual christians! )

Moreover, they believe all men have the power and even responsibility to heal others and cast out the demons. They like to share all these experiences to others in public as well.

 

[methodius]

I just hope he's not like that 'charismatic'  minister in Florida who allowed - read - encouraged -
rattlesnake to bite him and died 4 days later because he wouldn't allow medical treatment!

 

[hecma925]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. 

... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow? 

I'll have you know, sir, that that is no urban legend.  I was there.  The fireworks show and the steaks were delightful.

 

[methodius]

probably after you had ascented to the, er, unique atmosphere?

 

[PeterTheAleut]

If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.

I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. 

... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow? 

I'll have you know, sir, that that is no urban legend.  I was there.  The fireworks show and the steaks were delightful.

Of course, one of the stories I'd read was that a flying bone from the exploding cow clocked one of the perps in the head and killed him.

 

[methodius]

??? haven't we somehow strayed from 'the spirits of God'???
I suppose the Gk 'pneuma' = breath, wind; could involve 'breaking wind' but that's stretching the idea a bit?

 

[Chrismated]

Hello LBK,
I am surprised that you kept up with his banter as long as you did. I knew a Pastor years ago, who had a fellow come up to him and tell him that "the Lord told me that you are to give me your pickup truck". The Pastor told him "that's wonderful, and when the Lord tells me the same thing, I'll give it to you". Well, the Lord never told the Pastor to give the fellow his truck. For someone to use "the Lord told me to" for something that he can't even continue on with a descent discussion, makes me doubt who he really is listening to, if anyone.

 

[Stephen Levi]

According to my experience, It seems that Stephen come from Charismatic Church.

I came from God.  There are no Charismatic Churches in heaven.

 

[Stephen Levi]

Hello LBK,
I am surprised that you kept up with his banter as long as you did. I knew a Pastor years ago, who had a fellow come up to him and tell him that "the Lord told me that you are to give me your pickup truck". The Pastor told him "that's wonderful, and when the Lord tells me the same thing, I'll give it to you". Well, the Lord never told the Pastor to give the fellow his truck. For someone to use "the Lord told me to" for something that he can't even continue on with a descent discussion, makes me doubt who he really is listening to, if anyone.

I do not have to ask anyone for anything.  I just speak it and so be it.

 

[minasoliman]

Oh dear God, not you again!

 

[Stephen Levi]

Oh dear God, not you again!

How come you do not fear the Lord and disrespect the Lord's anointed?

 

[biro]

Oh dear God, not you again!

How come you do not fear the Lord and disrespect the Lord's anointed?

You mean this one?

 

[Stephen Levi]

They see everything you do in heaven.  They see you disrespecting God and His name and His anointed.

So go for it...do it all you so desire.

You are the one that is accountable for it.

Not me.

 

[LBK]

Oh dear God, not you again!

How come you do not fear the Lord and disrespect the Lord's anointed?

Who, in your estimation, is God's anointed?

 

[LBK]

  Stephen Levi can you please cut to the chase and just please tell us what your Denomination/Background is please. Can you please give us some basic information on your theology and doctrines that you believe ? That way we can just cut through the nonsense and get a clear view of who you are and what you are about. Also, so we can understand why you are posting in the manner you are.  

   Are you a Trinitarian ?

I think it's safe to say that everyone reading this thread would like to know the answers to these questions.

How 'bout it, Stephen?

Still waiting for answers to the above, Stephen.

 

[biro]

Stephen, you don't think God likes kittens? Surely He made them?

 

[minasoliman]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

 

[Stephen Levi]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.

 

[LBK]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.

Which commandment is Mina disobeying? And who is the "anointed one" being "wilfully disrespected"?

 

[Stephen Levi]

When you willfully commit sin there is no sacrifice for you.

 

[Stephen Levi]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.

Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?

If you want to know then go learn the commandments.

 

[LBK]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.

Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?

If you want to know then go learn the commandments.

I know the commandments. Do you? I ask again: which commandment is Mina disobeying?

 

[Stephen Levi]

You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.

You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.

Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?

If you want to know then go learn the commandments.

I know the commandments. Do you? I ask again: which commandment is Mina disobeying?

I don't care what you ask, I do not answer to you for anything.

 

[LBK]

When you willfully commit sin there is no sacrifice for you.

You'll have to do better than that. What are these "willful sins" that you claim folks here are committing?