homedad76
High Elder
Justin Kissel said:Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.
oh trust me many humans communicate the same way
Justin Kissel said:Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.
homedad76 said:Justin Kissel said:Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.
oh trust me many humans communicate the same way
And therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.
We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.
St Augustine, City of God, 14.24
Forgive me, I thought you were joking. Oh St. Augustine, you rascal!Mor Ephrem said:And therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.
We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.
St Augustine, City of God, 14.24
LOL!!!Mor Ephrem said:homedad76 said:Justin Kissel said:Upon seeing the orifice in question we mistakenly thought humans communicated the same way.
oh trust me many humans communicate the same wayAnd therefore man himself also might very well have enjoyed absolute power over his members had he not forfeited it by his disobedience; for it is not difficult for God to form him so that what is now moved in his body only by lust should have been moved only at will.
We know, too, that some men are differently constituted from others, and have some rare and remarkable faculty of doing with their body what other men can by no effort do, and, indeed, scarcely believe when they hear of others doing....Some have such command of their bowels, that they can break wind continuously at pleasure, so as to produce the effect of singing.
St Augustine, City of God, 14.24
God told him never to disclose such capabilities.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.
I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture. Or any classical music, really.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.
... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.hecma925 said:I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.
No fireworks, please.LBK said:... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.hecma925 said:I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Stephen Levi said:Obey all the commandments of Jesus the Christ.minasoliman said:What else can you do?
Stephen Levi said:The doctrine that I adhere too and live by is the doctrine of Jesus Christ. I am of no denomination or any Christian organization on this earth. I am not from this world.
Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow?LBK said:... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.hecma925 said:I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I'll have you know, sir, that that is no urban legend. I was there. The fireworks show and the steaks were delightful.PeterTheAleut said:Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow?LBK said:... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.hecma925 said:I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Of course, one of the stories I'd read was that a flying bone from the exploding cow clocked one of the perps in the head and killed him.hecma925 said:I'll have you know, sir, that that is no urban legend. I was there. The fireworks show and the steaks were delightful.PeterTheAleut said:Like the urban legend about a group of men who lit a flame behind the lifted tail of a farting cow and ended up blowing up the cow?LBK said:... as long as nothing else comes out at the cannon booms.hecma925 said:I will only listen if he is able to fart the 1812 Overture.TheTrisagion said:If Stephen Levi can command his bowels to break wind continuously at his pleasure giving the effect of singing, then I shall pay closer attention to his claims.:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I came from God. There are no Charismatic Churches in heaven.walter1234 said:According to my experience, It seems that Stephen come from Charismatic Church.
I do not have to ask anyone for anything. I just speak it and so be it.Chrismated said:Hello LBK,
I am surprised that you kept up with his banter as long as you did. I knew a Pastor years ago, who had a fellow come up to him and tell him that "the Lord told me that you are to give me your pickup truck". The Pastor told him "that's wonderful, and when the Lord tells me the same thing, I'll give it to you". Well, the Lord never told the Pastor to give the fellow his truck. For someone to use "the Lord told me to" for something that he can't even continue on with a descent discussion, makes me doubt who he really is listening to, if anyone.
How come you do not fear the Lord and disrespect the Lord's anointed?minasoliman said:Oh dear God, not you again!
Who, in your estimation, is God's anointed?Stephen Levi said:How come you do not fear the Lord and disrespect the Lord's anointed?minasoliman said:Oh dear God, not you again!
Still waiting for answers to the above, Stephen.LBK said:Jude1:3 said:Stephen Levi can you please cut to the chase and just please tell us what your Denomination/Background is please. Can you please give us some basic information on your theology and doctrines that you believe ? That way we can just cut through the nonsense and get a clear view of who you are and what you are about. Also, so we can understand why you are posting in the manner you are.
Are you a Trinitarian ?
I think it's safe to say that everyone reading this thread would like to know the answers to these questions.
How 'bout it, Stephen?
You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.minasoliman said:You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.
Which commandment is Mina disobeying? And who is the "anointed one" being "wilfully disrespected"?Stephen Levi said:You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.minasoliman said:You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.
If you want to know then go learn the commandments.LBK said:Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?Stephen Levi said:You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.minasoliman said:You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.
I know the commandments. Do you? I ask again: which commandment is Mina disobeying?Stephen Levi said:If you want to know then go learn the commandments.LBK said:Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?Stephen Levi said:You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.minasoliman said:You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.
I don't care what you ask, I do not answer to you for anything.LBK said:I know the commandments. Do you? I ask again: which commandment is Mina disobeying?Stephen Levi said:If you want to know then go learn the commandments.LBK said:Which commandment is Mina wilfully disrespecting?Stephen Levi said:You are disobeying a commandment of Jesus Christ.minasoliman said:You know Stephen, if you continue to insist posting like this, I really hope it's all a prank from you, because of it isn't, while you pretend you try to win souls, I worry for your mental health.
And willfully disrespecting the Lord's anointed.
You'll have to do better than that. What are these "willful sins" that you claim folks here are committing?Stephen Levi said:When you willfully commit sin there is no sacrifice for you.